creative bookshelf

The Poetry Diner

The Poetry Diner
Couldn’t be finer
Don’t judge its cover
Until you discover
The far superior
Bookshelf interior
Offering a wide
selection of books
To read while you wait
for your poem to cook
How will you take it
Freeverse or rhyme
With a computer
Or paper and pen on the side
Now I mustn’t reveal
The mysterious appeal
For if you’d like to read the story
It’ll cost your two cents

anonymous asked:


Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa

Madara. He usually gets frustrated, pulls too hard, and ends up breaking the door (“Goddamit Uchiha, the village funds aren’t supposed to be used this way!”) 

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them

Don’t think either of them are the type tbh.

Who starts the tickle fights

Madara. Although he doesn’t start tickle fights so much as poke where Tobirama’s sensitive, because he’s an asshole like that (“Do that again and lose your hand.” “Aww. Am I making you uncomfortable?”)

Who starts the pillow fights

Tobirama. If by ‘pillow fights’, you mean ‘tries to smother Madara in his sleep using a pillow.’

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile

Tobirama. Good luck getting him to admit this though.

Who mistakes salt for sugar

Madara. This is why Tobirama’s the one who does the cooking. 

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning

Madara. Which is part of the reason why Tobirama starts ‘pillow fights.’

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines

Neither. Their idea of affection consists of insulting each other in increasingly creative ways.

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

Tobirama, definitely. 

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies

Madara. It’s #581 in ‘Uchiha Seduction Tips 101.’ It works better than Tobirama would like to admit.

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion

Madara (Uchiha + proclivity towards pyromania + hereditary drama queen tendencies = you do the math)

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

Tobirama (“Tobirama, what are you– are those seals?! Hey no, stop–!”)

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation

Both (On his last mission, Madara picked up an incredibly grumpy cat for Tobirama. Tobirama returned the favor by getting Madara this really ugly black porcupine)

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines

Both (“Would you look at that, Uchiha– it says here that I’m the one with the brains in the relationship. Finally, a quiz that is accurate.” “Well on this quiz, it says that I’m the seme and you’re the uke, so who’s the real winner here?” “Oh, really? Would you like to test that statement?”)

This is so OOC but it was fun to do so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯