A - Age: Thirty-Two of your Mortal Years.
B - Biggest Fear: Losing my memory.
C - Current Time: 22:06
D - Drink You Last Had: Coffee! My lifeblood.
E - Every Day Starts With: An alarm, alas.
F - Favourite Song: At present, various Bo Burnham songs have my attention.
G - Ghosts, Are They Real? I believe there are things we cannot explain, but ghosts themselves? No.
H - Hometown: Mississauga, Ontario – WHAT WHAT!!
I - In Love With: My hot, Australian wife. HUBBA HUBBA!!
J - Jealous Of: I am jealous of no one. I am ENVIOUS of many.
K - Killed Someone: Almost!
L - Last Time You Cried: Watching a “Try Not to Cry” YouTube challenge. Clearly, I failed. Damn you, UP!
M - Middle Name: Robert James (soon to become Richard William)
N - Number Of Siblings: I am in possession of an older Yeti, er, Brother.
O - One Wish: To become a Voice Actor for Disney, and thus immortalise myself.
P - Person You Last Called/Texted: Called an insurance agency to do gross, adulting shit.
Q - Questions You’re Always Asked: “How can you walk with that thing!?” Haha, no. Uhmmm… “Hey, can you do <random character/person>’s voice?” *shudders*
R - Reasons To Smile: Puppies, Kittens, and Coffee.
S - Song Last Sang: Jumpin’ Jive by Cab Calloway
T - Time You Woke Up: 3:20am (which will hopefully never happen again after this week)
U - Underwear Colour: BLACK! @mcgeeky25 – We’re UNDIE BUDDIES!
V - Vacation Destination: Tough call – I kinda want to be stuck in a cabin in a frozen forest, far away from civilization.
W - Worst Habit: Memes. Dank, Dank Memes.
X - X-Rays You’ve Had: Nothing aside from dental. I’ve had a CAT Scan, does THAT count?!
Y - Your Favourite Food: Burgers. So… many… burgers… 
Z - Zodiac Sign: Aquarius! 

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do it! I would tag individually, but I am exhausted and going sleepy bye-byes.

Alec: You don’t need to swear. I know. I can feel it. I don’t feel like I’m missing a part of me anymore
Jace: I felt it too. Something missing. I felt it, even with Sebastian, but I didn’t know what it was I was missing. But it was you. My parabatai.

Character: Jace Herondale and Alec Lightwood
Series: The Mortal Instruments

Big ups to the people who don’t fit into the mold. You know who you are. Those of us who have a professional job, keep up with pop culture, watch trendy shows. Maybe wear heels or a sports coat to a night out with your partner.


Belong to an obsessive fandom with imaginary characters, miles and miles of fan fiction and quiet a bit of kinks. Who freak out over the mention of their fantasy, stalk characters or actors on social media, and have what could be described as on the verge of unhealthy relationship with fictional people.

I salute you


No I can’t.

Herondales have sex in caves, Blackthorns have sex in every book.
  • Clary: My rune powers aren't working :(
  • Sebastian: lmao let me just trigger you real quick