This morning I was in the back at my place of business, tossing some boxes into recycling when I spied this box of cream puffs that had been broken open somehow tossed into the trash. I didn’t know how long they’d been sitting out, no idea if they had been on the floor at any point, or how long they’d been sitting in a goddamn trash can but a voice in the back of my mind was like “…….free creamp u f f s” and I felt a very tangible pull of temptation.