cream-vanilla

anonymous asked:

in answer for you and anon: vanilla in terms of nsfw is like vanilla ice cream (this is my personal comparison). vanilla ice cream is the starter, the one everyone tends to try first, but not nearly the 'best'. it has its own flavor, but seems very basic compared to the many flavors out there. in the same way, straight, female-male sex can seem vanilla compared to the many other forms sex can take. hope this helped a little?

On the one hand
I am afraid. I wear a school ring.
I prick my tender fingers, remember typewriters, carry hammers.

On the other hand
I believe there’s nothing to fear.
I wear a wedding ring. I have pink fingernails.
My skin is soft as vanilla cream.

On the third hand
I wear the rings of crystal and pollen
and the rings the Etruscans fashioned
from feathers, auguries, seeds, and
salts of strange origin:

these rings murmur in the dark,
murmur and click in foreign tongues,
keeping my cold hand awake,
promising pleasures unique as fingerprints,
pains closer to bone than skin.

The fingers of my third hand are green,
they are yellow and green.
Someone gave them to me in a dream
when I was twenty-nine.

With the third hand
I write letters to the world of glass,
letters instantly read and memorized
by missionaries of the light, letters swallowed
by emptiness, letters conveyed by silent messengers
to polar silences. (Somewhere
in other worlds, they are well known).

On the third hand
I play the piano of grass, and looped around cold fingers
I carry the green keys that unlock the door in the oak
behind which my great aunts live smiling
in a parlor lined with glittering samovars:

with the third hand
I turn all the handles, and once again
the ancient tea steams out like rain.

Sandra M. Gilbert, “On the Third Hand”

benignmilitancy  asked:

All you hear throughout the Rabbit house is "DID YOU ENJOY YOUR TEA AND COOKIES, PUNK?" "YES, PUNK, I VERY MUCH DID!" "WATCH YOUR PUNKING LANGUAGE, PUNK DEAR!" "INDEED, PUNK MAMA!"

“DO YOU LIKE DAFT PUNK, PUNK?” “YEAH, PUNK! YOU WANT TO WATCH A STEAM-PUNK MOVIE, PUNK?” “HELL NAW, PUNK! I WANT TO WATCH A CYBER PUNK!” 

And they go on to fight over what kind of “Punk” movie they should watch XD

RULES // POST 10 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF AND PASS IT ON 15 PEOPLE

I was tagged by both @jonesyi and @blindvogel, and it seems like a good thing to do for distraction on a Monday!

1) I’m named after the Bionic Woman. I was supposed to be named Susan, but my mom started watching the (original 70s) TV show when she was pregnant, and decided she liked the main character’s name better. So I became Jaime, and my little sister got to be Susan.

2) I collect tarot card decks.

3) New Orleans is my favorite place to visit for vacation.

4) I have strabismus - I am also farsighted and have a slight astigmatism, which really makes it wild that I managed to go for sixteen years (from ages 14 to 31) without wearing glasses at all. 

5) My favorite ice cream is vanilla soft serve. Yes, I know I’m boring. I don’t care. I love soft serve.

6) I started getting gray hair when I was 17 years old. At 40, I’d probably be full salt-and-pepper if I let my natural color grow out. Which is why I never let my natural color grow out.

7) I got my very first internet connection 22 years ago this month. Holy shit.

8) I was a hardcore Pepsi devotee up until I switched from regular to diet soda around 10 years ago; now I can’t drink anything but Coke (diet or zero).

9) I never have developed a taste for alcohol. I don’t mind the occasional fruity drink or hard cider, but I like those despite the aftertaste. Mostly, I just don’t drink at all, because it just has never been a priority to develop the taste for it.

10) One of my very favorite things to do is go out to dinner by myself and read a book. 

I tag … @lazyscience, @lifeofkj, @faejilly, @janiemcpants, @buckysleftarm, @summonerskies, @dimir-charmer, @rhiannon42, @scahill42, @lafemmedarla

Rules: Reblog with your answers (and the rules, please) and tag 10 other blogs (or however many you’d like) whose answers you want to hear. That’s it!

Was tagged by: @monstersinthecosmos

Time Where You Are Now: 8:27 AM

Last Thing You Watched On TV: Home Alone 2 

Favorite Color: Black!

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: cookies and cream or just vanilla

What You Ate For Dinner Tonight: I had a bagle for dinner last night 

What You’re Currently Wearing: A pair of black sweat pants and a Guns ‘N’ Roses t-shirt

Favorite Movie Character: Sherri from Rock of Ages 

Top Places To Visit On Your Bucket List: Zak Bagans Haunted Museum! 

Harry Potter House: Slytherin

If You Read FanFic, Last One You Read: I just reread Bully by minusmelle. It’s so goddamn good! Probably one of the best Ambreigns stories I’ve ever read! 

Favorite Sleeping Position: I change positions a lot so I really don’t have a favorite. 

If You Could Instantly Teleport Yourself Anywhere Right Now: I don’t know…. Somewhere that has food. 

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You are going to want to make this ice cream like right now. It seriously tastes like a vanilla shake or a frosty from Wendy’s.

½ cup unsweetened vanilla almond milk
½ cup heavy cream
1 tsp vanilla
2 Tbs sweetener (I use Swerve which is a sugar alcohol so you subtract the carbs from this)

Put these ingredients into a zip lock bag.

Put ice and 6 Tbs kosher salt into a larger bag. Put smaller bag into larger bag. Shake for 10-15 mins.