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anonymous asked:

DUUDE, Obama follows you on twitter? That's so cool!

Yes, Barry follows me and 630,000 more of his closest friends. I guess it’s cool but it would be cooler if he answered my DMs asking for him and Joe to jump in Biden’s Camaro so we can go out for ice cream – or snow cones and shaved ice, which Obama prefers according to noted Presidential Ice Cream Historian @gohst-prncss-awez.