@phinkss-gucci-tracksuit asked for #5 on this post for PhinFei, and I can’t deny the gucci babe anything, so here we go! It’s possible I got mildly carried away (sorry for taking so long! will be doing yours soon encontrasuya!)
Fandom: Hunter x Hunter
Secondary Pairings: PakuMachi, Uvoshal
Other tags: Fluff, humour, pre-canon, drabble, phantom troupe/ genei ryodan
“Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
“What? No! No. As if. Jealous? Nah.
Not me. I’m not really the jealous type, to be honest. I don’t really
get jealousy, you know? It’s
just so. Petty. And stupid. And stuff.”
raises an eyebrow. “For a thief, you’re a terrible liar.”
snorts and pretends he isn’t as pink as a peach and heading towards
the tomato spectrum. “As if. You don’t know me. You don’t know when
– if – I’m lying.
For all you know what you think is me lying are the only times I’m
telling the truth.” He puffs out his chest. Machi doesn’t blink.
I know. My girlfriend is a mind reader.”