crazy suho

  • Baekhyun: *sighs*
  • Baekhyun: Sleeping with Chanyeol is so stressful. I can't even walk around properly the next day.
  • Suho: Well, you can just stop.
  • Baekhyun: Are you crazy? No way.
  • Suho: But I thought-
  • Chanyeol: Shut up and let him decide for himself!
  • Suho: That's it. I'm fucking retiring. You can enjoy your lawsuit, SM.
The Real Housewives of Seoul

Suho:/having Tea with the girls/ So I have something that I need to tell you guys

Jin:/sips his tea/ What is it? Did you finally send that evil one away? You know…to be fixed and shit

Suho:/laughs/ Ooh no…Its about a certain someone in which we all don’t talk to anymore

N:/confused/ Who?

Key:/flips his hair/ Isn’t it obvious..it’s Kris..Yifan..the one that was bald but now has hair

Suho;/ gives him that go to hell look/ 

Key:/rolls his eyes/ What?

Jinyoung: Wait..are you talking about Heechul?

Suho:/nods/ Yes..i have gotten in touch with him and Invited him over to Join us

Jin:/gasps/ No no no

N; Are you crazy Suho?!

Key: YOU MADE UP WITH SATAN AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE PUT ME THROUGH

Suho:/in the confession booth/ Hell to the mother fucking yeah I did. Key’s bitching has been getting on my nerves a lot lately. So I figured why not bring out a bigger and better bitch…..Facts

Jinyoung;/looks over at Key with wide eyes/ Hey..maybe ..maybe he’s changed. Once we shunned him maybe he realized what a shitty person he actually was . 

Key; That..is…so..fucking…stupid

Jinyoung:/rolls his eyes/ Have you ever considered that maybe you guys could actually be friends if you would just learn how to set your egos aside

Key:/glares/ Looky here..I am not here for a damn therapy session..you always so damn wise and positive and I’m so sick of it

Jinyoung: Now you look here now bitch I have-

Suho:/stands up when he sees Heechul coming/ HEECHUL

Jin:/chokes on his tea/

N: /shoves a big ass cookie in his mouth/

Key:/ drops his glass/ THE FUCK

Heechul: Hello bitches~

Jinyoung:/nervously/ Hi Heechul…haven’t seen you in a while

Key: Damn Heechul..you look rough

Heechul:/flips his hair as he sits down beside Suho and Jin/ You are still the same I see

Key: But better 

Jin: Soo Heechul you look great..what have you been up to lately?

Heechul: Oh you know Variety Shows and  a couple modeling gigs

Key:/laughs as he eats a scone/

Heechul: I’m sorry..miss piggy is there something funny

Key:/chokes/ 

Jin:/laughs his signature laugh/

N; So how are the kids doing?

Heechul: All grown and up out of my nest…Finally. They’re all doing great. By the way I heard Ravi’s mixtape not bad

N:/proud mama/ Yes my baby works hard

Heechul: Oh Jin I’m really proud of you and the boys. Your hard work really paid off.

Jin:/smiles/ Ooh thanks..its been quite the journey but like anyone can reach their goals as long as they try and work hard

Heechul:/smiles as he nods/ And Jinyoung I see you and your acting skills.making me all proud and shit..you keep doing you boo boo

Jinyoung:/smiles shyly looking down/

Heechul: And Suho, You are such a strong person. Being a single and all..I can’t imagine what all you had to go through..but I am so proud of you for coming through so strong 

Key:/coughs/ He’s an alcoholic~ /cough/

Suho:/flips him off as he hugs Heechul/ It’s been rough but i’m doing just fine

Key:/points at them laughing while looking at the cameras/ Are y’all seeing this shit

Heechul:/pulls away and looks at Key/ I would ask what you’ve been up to..but apparently nothing really

Key: Hah..look here you pitbull… I don’t know know why you’re here all of a sudden but you’re not about to take me down. 

Heechul: Says the one who’s hair extensions fell out when he was getting down and dirty with his boo

N : Oooh no she didn’t

Key: Bitch I still looked sexy.. You the one who be taking out your extensions looking like splice

Heechul: Oh hell no bitch

Jinyoung: Not this shit again..CAN I GET SOME VODKA

Jin:/laughing his ass off/ SHE DID THAT

Key:/smiles at Jin/ Yass bitch I went there.. this hoe trying to bring a bitch down and I wasn’t having that with her bald headed as-

Heechul:/throws his tea at his face/

Suho:/gasps because damn/

Key:/wipes his face/ YOU WHORE /jumps over the table and tackles Heechul/

Jin:/screams because tf/

Jinyoung:/Downs the bottle of vodka/

Security:/ runs in to break up the fight/

Suho:/ in the confession booth laughing/ Karma’s a bitch

XIUCHEN BABYSITTING SEHUN

Xiumin: Sehun, why haven’t you touched your veggies?
Chen: Sit up straight, Sehun.
Xiumin: I said no bubble tea.
Chen: Oh, by the way, Vivi can’t sleep in your room.
Sehun: *twitches*
*30 minutes later*
Chen: I can’t believe Sehun’s missing! Where could he be?
Xiumin: I’ll call the police!
Sehun: *Hiding behind the couch on the phone* Suho, they’re crazy!

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EXO Bias a Day -- Masterlist

Writings (( Reactions // Imagines // Scenarios ))





June

  1. Chen Thirst           (Chen)
  2. Crazy Night with EXO            (Suho)
  3. Chanyeol’s Arms            (Chanyeol)
  4. Puppy Love            (Sehun)
  5. D.O’s Darkest Secret            (D.O)
  6. Big Baozi            (Xiumin)
  7. Yixing Be Like…            (Lay)
  8. Boyfriend Baek            (Baekhyun)
  9. Sehun the Dancer            (Sehun)
  10. I Want the D.O            (D.O)
  11. Blind Trust            (Kai)
  12. Kai Abs (Reblog)             (Kai)
  13. Fun Times with Suho            (Suho)
  14. Bored-yeol            (Chanyeol)
  15. BaekBama            (Baekhyun)
  16. Baek’s Dae            (Chen)
  17. I See Xiu            (Xiumin)
  18. Yixing is Two-Faced (repost)            (Lay)
  19. Smileysoo 2            (D.O)
  20. Dancer            (Xiumin)
  21. Suho’s Gift            (Suho)
  22. Vivi In Charge            (Sehun)



May

  1. Let’s Appreciate Xiumin’s Abs          (Xiumin)
  2. Danceysoo         (D.O)
  3. Suho’s Got Jokes          (Suho)
  4. Shy-yeol            (Chanyeol)
  5. Baekhyun Options (repost)            (Baekhyun)
  6. Chefsoo            (D.O)
  7. The Handsome Sheep            (Lay)
  8. Who is the Bias??            (Suho)
  9. Kai Feels            (Kai)
  10. Kai’s Laugh            (Kai)
  11. Love Xiu Right            (Xiumin)
  12. Chen and Xiu            (Chen)
  13. “Look Into My Eyes” (repost)          (D.O)
  14. Deception            (Sehun)
  15. Lay Baek and Relax            (Baekhyun)
  16. Chen’s Arms.  OMG            (Chen)
  17. Hair-pocolypse 2            (Kai)
  18. Handsome!!!!!            (Suho)
  19. Finding Booty            (Chen)
  20. Healing Unicorn            (Lay)
  21. Funsoo            (D.O)
  22. Chanyeol Is Awesome            (Chanyeol)
  23. It’s Xiumin’s Turn            (Xiumin)
  24. Kai’s Muscles            (Kai)
  25. Always Choose Sehun            (Sehun)
  26. Let’s Appreciate Lay’s Abs            (Lay)
  27. BaekMoney            (Baekhyun)
  28. We Need To Talk About Kai            (Kai)
  29. Have a Bootiful Day (repost)           (Sehun)
  30. (A Reblog)             (Lay)
  31. Hey, Playboy (repost)            (Kai)

April

  1. (Not So) Innocent Unicorn            (Lay)
  2. Suhomygoodness            (Suho)
  3. Fight for Love            (Kris)
  4. Manly Lulu            (Luhan)
  5. XiuMAN            (Xiumin)
  6. The Revenge            (Chen)
  7. Chanyeol’s Idea            (Chanyeol)
  8. Yixing is Two-Faced            (Lay)
  9. Hey, Playboy            (Kai)
  10. Tao Is Your Boyfriend            (Tao)
  11. No Aegyo Today            (Baekhyun)
  12. Sebooty Strikes Again            (Sehun)
  13. Kissysoo            (D.O)
  14. Supiggy Has Abs            (Suho)
  15. The Smile of an Angel            (Chen)
  16. Coolyeol            (Chanyeol)
  17. Xiuminnie            (Xiumin)
  18. You’re My Style            (Kris)
  19. Lose Control Mode            (Lay)
  20. Hair-pocolypse            (Kai)
  21. Chen’s Arms.  My goodness.            (Chen)
  22. Silly Suho            (Suho)
  23. Xiudaddy            (Xiumin)
  24. Chanyeol’s A Player            (Chanyeol)
  25. Smileysoo            (D.O)
  26. BAEkhyun            (Baekhyun)
  27. Sheep Mode            (Lay)
  28. ***Kai’s Dancing***            (Kai)
  29. Sehunnie’s Smile            (Sehun)
  30. Chensing Machine            (Chen)

March

EXO Reaction when they realize that they fell in love with someone the opposite of their ideal type

Xoxo, Ara~
/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise
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Chanyeol:

*Likes the fact you are completely different than expected* “So… girl… I want to get to know you more… what do you say?”

Kris:

“No no! I don’t like her! NO! But I want to kiss her and…” *He always likes everything that isn’t his style*

Sehun:

*Asks advice to his hyung* “So… there’s no way back? That girl drives me nuts… but that’s exactly what I like about her… so this is love?”

Tao:

*baby is really really confused* “Never thought I would find someone more stubborn than myself… This is  such a challenge… what has she done to me?”

Kai:

*Soft ball of fur* “Who would have thought that a girl like her would be this cute… that she would make this heart beat so fast… ahh this is love”

Xiumin:

“What is this? What are these feelings… why do I like the only girl I can’t her… I need to do something… I might need the expert Baekhyun for this..” *Completely lost*

Baekhyun:

*Doesn’t realize it until he sings that song for you* “So this is it hm? I truly love her..took me a while to realize…”

Luhan:

*Denies it but always wants to be next to you* “Hey you Sehun! What are you doing standing next to my girl huh?”

Chen:

*Solves everything with a shot of milk* “That’s it! I like her, no matter how she is I like her. I’m going to tell her now!”

Kyungsoo:

*Even if he tries to deny it his eyes will always shine when they see you* “She’s different… I know. But that doesn’t matter.. she’s got my heart”

Lay:

*He will love you no matter how you are* “You know what I love? Your smile… it makes me go crazy”

Suho:

*Becomes really shy* “She reminds me of the boys… it’s cute. But instead of knowing how to deal with them… I have to learn how to deal with this feelings… my heart is racing…”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

EXO Reaction to You Kicking Them Off The Bed

Anonymous said - exo reaction to you kicking them off the bed in your sleep?

This is actually me, tbh. 

Xiumin - he’d look at you with a ‘really?’ face and would push you to the other side. He needs his sleep, okay? Respect your elders. “I need sleep, jagiya. Do you see how big this bed is?”

Originally posted by itsdoemi

Luhan - this manly man is not dealing with you. He’s not having it. He’s gonna find a blanket from the closet and shuffle to the couch. “Okay, cool, let’s see if you ever sleep here again.”

Originally posted by meiren-menglu

Kris - he continues to sleep even though only his upper half is is on the bed. He can sleep in any position you give him. “If you think this bothers me, you’re crazy.”

Originally posted by krismehard

Suho - he’s going to try to address the situation properly. BUT. He’s probably just going to go back to sleep and tell you about it in the morning. His first sentence to you will be, “why are you the way that you are?”

Originally posted by lawlliets

Lay  - he’s not even going to bother to move. He’s going to curl himself into a ball and sleep on the floor. He’s going to be slightly offended, if you want the truth. 

Originally posted by yeshelloyehet

Baekhyun - you’re going to kick him off the bed? When he’s the one that dances and sings all day? Okay, two can play this game.He’s learned a thing or two from Kyungsoo. Enjoy waking up with marker on your face.

Originally posted by flesss

Chen - you do know he’s a troll, right? He’s going to take a picture or two, use that as blackmail. Then he’s going to hit you with his pillow, so you will move over. “What pillow do I have in my hands? I just want you to move.” 

Originally posted by dayafterdae

Chanyeol - he’s going to find a blanket and wrap himself up like it’s bubble wrap and lay back down, before pushing you over. “I’m not a kicking bag, jagi. Just saying.” 

Originally posted by vicassa

D.O - he’s going to stare for a minute. He wants you to go out to the couch, so you won’t kick anyone. BUT. You’ll probably fall off the couch. So, he just goes out to the couch and addresses you in the morning. “You know what? Goodnight.”

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

Tao - he’s still groggy. He doesn’t even know how he got on the floor. He’s probably just going to shrug and get back in the bed. “Goodnight, Zàiqǐ.” 

Originally posted by anki-tao

Kai - guess who sleeps through you kicking him off the bed? Kai. He’s going to stay on the floor and if he wakes up, he’s going to call his dogs over to cuddle with him.

Originally posted by theweak-nd

Sehun - “Get up! I’m not sleeping on this floor! If you wanna flop around like a damned fish, go to the floor and do it there.” He doesn’t deal with anything. 

Originally posted by gabrielagaeta

• Mordikai •
EXO Emergency #RoommatesWithSEVENTEEN??{Requested}

“Can you please do a “SEVENTEEN Living Together with Exo?” Please. :) I love your imagines btw. Fighting ^^ Joshua Hong’s”

Here You go @manse17caratforever :)

Suho: Okay Every–

Chanyeol: Stop right there. Can someone tell me why Seventeen is here?

Seungkwan: Hey guys!

Baekhyun: Who’s Seventeen? Who are all of these kids? Is this some Big Brother mentoring program?

Suho: *sighs* No, it’s not a mentoring program. Seventeen’s dorms flooded last night and they need a place to stay. Our CEOs are close and suggested them using our dorms.

D.O.: But we only have 3 empty beds not 17.

Hoshi: Actually we have 13 members separated into 3 units and together we are one. That’s where you get Seventeen.

D.O.: 

D.O.: Did i ask?

Woozi: *whispers* Soulmate.

Chen: Lol remember when we could say “We are One” and no one laughed at us? 

Suho: *whispers* I still say it.

S.Coups: Excuse me, but where is your leader? I really wanted to talk to Kris.

Xiumin:

Kai:

Lay:

Baekhyun: *snickers*

Suho: *clears throat* I’m the leader. Kris left…..2 years ago. What can I help you with?

S.Coups: Really? Wow you don’t seem like a leader, I never would have guessed.

Suho:

Chen: This may be the best day of my life.

Sehun: Hey who’s the pretty one? 

Jeonghan: Hello I’m Jeonghan, nice to meet you.

Sehun: You remind me of someone I lost long ago. Let’s be friends.

Xiumin: This is so strange.

Lay: You all have Chinese members right? Um let me meet with them for a sec….I have things I need to tell them. *grabs Jun and The8. Leaves*

Suho: Okay let’s try and regain some order. Now I know our group is a good deal older than you guys but I want to let you know that we’ll respect your group and your opin……what are you doing?

S.Coups: Oh sorry, Chen was giving me Kris’s number.

Suho:

Vernon: Hey Chanyeol I just wanted to tell you that I REALLY look up to you and would love to talk to you about music.

Chanyeol: Okay I’m laying dibs on this one right here so I’m good now. *grabs Vernon and leaves*

Baekhyun: Gosh dang it! fine give me a singer.

Seungkwan: *starts walking over*

Baekhyun: Who’s less of a diva than me.

Seungkwan: *turns and walks back*

Kai: I wouldn’t mind bunking with a dancer.

Dino: *moonwalks over* That’ll be me bro *both moonwalk and body roll out*

Suho: What about Wonwoo and Mingyu?

Mingyu: Sorry we’re a package deal. We’ll just stay together.

Woozi: Of course you would.

D.O. : I want the cute grumpy mean one. It’s like looking in a mirror *grabs Woozi and leaves*

Suho: This is taking too long. Baekhyun and Josh you’re roommates now.

Baekhyun: I don’t think good and evil can exist in the same place.

Joshua: We might cancel each other out.

Suho: Get over it. Chen you’ve got DK.

Chen: Sweet! Crazy vocals and crazy period. This could work.

DK: The camel looking one was always my fave anyway.

Suho: Xiumin you and Seungkwan okay?

Xiumin: No problem. Hey Seungkwan wanna see my baby videos?

Seungkwan: Not really.

Suho: That leaves Hoshi and S.Coups. Dang i wish we had a few more members.

Baekhyun: …..Nobody say it. But we all know we’re thinking the same thing right now

Suho: Baekhyun leave and take Hoshi with you and Josh.

Hoshi: PARTAYY!

Suho: Okay that’s all settled and I’ll share with S.Coups.

S.Coups:

S.Coups: Let me try texting Kris again.

Suho: HE’S NOT COMING!! DONT YOU THINK I’VE TRIED??!! HE WON’T RESPOND TO ANYTHING!!

Exo:

Seventeen:

Suho: I’m sorry, it’s just really hard for me. I have trust issues now.

S.Coups:*whispers to Sehun* Can I please bunk with you and Jeonghan?

Sehun: Yeah you should come with us, this crazy might be contagious.

Suho: I hate you all.

170428 [FANACCOUNT] GREETING EXO @ LAX/ MEETING HAHA BY ACCIDENT AND THEN EVENTUALLY ENDING UP ON HIS INSTAGRAM POST/EXORDIUM IN L.A. EXPERIENCE

Hey guys, I’m back again for another fan account and boy was it like the best day of my life. OMG…if you don’t feel like reading all of this, I’m just going to leave some highlights for you and of course I’ll bold the most relevant parts.

ME @ LAX TO GREET EXO BECAUSE OF FANGIRL SHENANIGANS 

  • CHANYEOL ACTUALLY SPOKE BACK TO ME (fancam link)
  • CHEN AND XIUMIN POLITELY GREETED ME (fancam link)
  • KAI ACKNOWLEDGED MY EXISTENCE AGAIN PT 2. (fancam link) 
  • WE MET HAHA RANDOMLY…A WTF HOW MOMENT SERIOUSLY LOL 
  • WE MADE IT ON HAHA’S INSTAGRAM POST LOL (INSTA POST
  • EXO CONCERT WAS HYPE AS FUKK/ I STAN THE RIGHT GROUP
  • KAI IS STILL EFFIN BEAUTIFUL EVEN FROM THE 3RD TIER OF A STADIUM

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