Xiumin: Sehun, why haven’t you touched your veggies?
Chen: Sit up straight, Sehun.
Xiumin: I said no bubble tea.
Chen: Oh, by the way, Vivi can’t sleep in your room.
*30 minutes later*
Chen: I can’t believe Sehun’s missing! Where could he be?
Xiumin: I’ll call the police!
Sehun: *Hiding behind the couch on the phone* Suho, they’re crazy!
Anonymous said - exo reaction to you kicking them off the bed in your sleep?
This is actually me, tbh.
Xiumin - he’d look at you with a ‘really?’ face and would push you to the other side. He needs his sleep, okay? Respect your elders. “I need sleep, jagiya. Do you see how big this bed is?”
Luhan - this manly man is not dealing with you. He’s not having it. He’s gonna find a blanket from the closet and shuffle to the couch. “Okay, cool, let’s see if you ever sleep here again.”
Kris - he continues to sleep even though only his upper half is is on the bed. He can sleep in any position you give him. “If you think this bothers me, you’re crazy.”
Suho - he’s going to try to address the situation properly. BUT. He’s probably just going to go back to sleep and tell you about it in the morning. His first sentence to you will be, “why are you the way that you are?”
Lay - he’s not even going to bother to move. He’s going to curl himself into a ball and sleep on the floor. He’s going to be slightly offended, if you want the truth.
Baekhyun - you’re going to kick him off the bed? When he’s the one that dances and sings all day? Okay, two can play this game.He’s learned a thing or two from Kyungsoo. Enjoy waking up with marker on your face.
Chen - you do know he’s a troll, right? He’s going to take a picture or two, use that as blackmail. Then he’s going to hit you with his pillow, so you will move over. “What pillow do I have in my hands? I just want you to move.”
Chanyeol - he’s going to find a blanket and wrap himself up like it’s bubble wrap and lay back down, before pushing you over. “I’m not a kicking bag, jagi. Just saying.”
D.O - he’s going to stare for a minute. He wants you to go out to the couch, so you won’t kick anyone. BUT. You’ll probably fall off the couch. So, he just goes out to the couch and addresses you in the morning. “You know what? Goodnight.”
Tao - he’s still groggy. He doesn’t even know how he got on the floor. He’s probably just going to shrug and get back in the bed. “Goodnight, Zàiqǐ.”
Kai - guess who sleeps through you kicking him off the bed? Kai. He’s going to stay on the floor and if he wakes up, he’s going to call his dogs over to cuddle with him.
Sehun - “Get up! I’m not sleeping on this floor! If you wanna flop around like a damned fish, go to the floor and do it there.” He doesn’t deal with anything.
170428 [FANACCOUNT] GREETING EXO @ LAX/ MEETING HAHA BY ACCIDENT AND THEN EVENTUALLY ENDING UP ON HIS INSTAGRAM POST/EXORDIUM IN L.A. EXPERIENCE
Hey guys, I’m back again for another fan account and boy was it like the best day of my life. OMG…if you don’t feel like reading all of this, I’m just going to leave some highlights for you and of course I’ll bold the most relevant parts.
ME @ LAX TO GREET EXO BECAUSE OF FANGIRL SHENANIGANS