crazy suho

The Real Housewives of Seoul

Suho:/having Tea with the girls/ So I have something that I need to tell you guys

Jin:/sips his tea/ What is it? Did you finally send that evil one away? You know…to be fixed and shit

Suho:/laughs/ Ooh no…Its about a certain someone in which we all don’t talk to anymore

N:/confused/ Who?

Key:/flips his hair/ Isn’t it obvious..it’s Kris..Yifan..the one that was bald but now has hair

Suho;/ gives him that go to hell look/ 

Key:/rolls his eyes/ What?

Jinyoung: Wait..are you talking about Heechul?

Suho:/nods/ Yes..i have gotten in touch with him and Invited him over to Join us

Jin:/gasps/ No no no

N; Are you crazy Suho?!

Key: YOU MADE UP WITH SATAN AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE PUT ME THROUGH

Suho:/in the confession booth/ Hell to the mother fucking yeah I did. Key’s bitching has been getting on my nerves a lot lately. So I figured why not bring out a bigger and better bitch…..Facts

Jinyoung;/looks over at Key with wide eyes/ Hey..maybe ..maybe he’s changed. Once we shunned him maybe he realized what a shitty person he actually was . 

Key; That..is…so..fucking…stupid

Jinyoung:/rolls his eyes/ Have you ever considered that maybe you guys could actually be friends if you would just learn how to set your egos aside

Key:/glares/ Looky here..I am not here for a damn therapy session..you always so damn wise and positive and I’m so sick of it

Jinyoung: Now you look here now bitch I have-

Suho:/stands up when he sees Heechul coming/ HEECHUL

Jin:/chokes on his tea/

N: /shoves a big ass cookie in his mouth/

Key:/ drops his glass/ THE FUCK

Heechul: Hello bitches~

Jinyoung:/nervously/ Hi Heechul…haven’t seen you in a while

Key: Damn Heechul..you look rough

Heechul:/flips his hair as he sits down beside Suho and Jin/ You are still the same I see

Key: But better 

Jin: Soo Heechul you look great..what have you been up to lately?

Heechul: Oh you know Variety Shows and  a couple modeling gigs

Key:/laughs as he eats a scone/

Heechul: I’m sorry..miss piggy is there something funny

Key:/chokes/ 

Jin:/laughs his signature laugh/

N; So how are the kids doing?

Heechul: All grown and up out of my nest…Finally. They’re all doing great. By the way I heard Ravi’s mixtape not bad

N:/proud mama/ Yes my baby works hard

Heechul: Oh Jin I’m really proud of you and the boys. Your hard work really paid off.

Jin:/smiles/ Ooh thanks..its been quite the journey but like anyone can reach their goals as long as they try and work hard

Heechul:/smiles as he nods/ And Jinyoung I see you and your acting skills.making me all proud and shit..you keep doing you boo boo

Jinyoung:/smiles shyly looking down/

Heechul: And Suho, You are such a strong person. Being a single and all..I can’t imagine what all you had to go through..but I am so proud of you for coming through so strong 

Key:/coughs/ He’s an alcoholic~ /cough/

Suho:/flips him off as he hugs Heechul/ It’s been rough but i’m doing just fine

Key:/points at them laughing while looking at the cameras/ Are y’all seeing this shit

Heechul:/pulls away and looks at Key/ I would ask what you’ve been up to..but apparently nothing really

Key: Hah..look here you pitbull… I don’t know know why you’re here all of a sudden but you’re not about to take me down. 

Heechul: Says the one who’s hair extensions fell out when he was getting down and dirty with his boo

N : Oooh no she didn’t

Key: Bitch I still looked sexy.. You the one who be taking out your extensions looking like splice

Heechul: Oh hell no bitch

Jinyoung: Not this shit again..CAN I GET SOME VODKA

Jin:/laughing his ass off/ SHE DID THAT

Key:/smiles at Jin/ Yass bitch I went there.. this hoe trying to bring a bitch down and I wasn’t having that with her bald headed as-

Heechul:/throws his tea at his face/

Suho:/gasps because damn/

Key:/wipes his face/ YOU WHORE /jumps over the table and tackles Heechul/

Jin:/screams because tf/

Jinyoung:/Downs the bottle of vodka/

Security:/ runs in to break up the fight/

Suho:/ in the confession booth laughing/ Karma’s a bitch

  • Baekhyun: *sighs*
  • Baekhyun: Sleeping with Chanyeol is so stressful. I can't even walk around properly the next day.
  • Suho: Well, you can just stop.
  • Baekhyun: Are you crazy? No way.
  • Suho: But I thought-
  • Chanyeol: Shut up and let him decide for himself!
  • Suho: That's it. I'm fucking retiring. You can enjoy your lawsuit, SM.
EXO Bias a Day -- Masterlist

Writings (( Reactions // Imagines // Scenarios ))




August

  1. Intervention 3            (Chanyeol)
  2. XiuMAN (repost)            (Xiumin)
  3. Baek Tells More            (Baekhyun)
  4. Body Rolls            (???)
  5. Chen’s Crush            (Chen)
  6. Let’s Appreciate Xiumin’s Abs (repost)          (Xiumin)
  7. D.O’s Crush            (D.O)
  8. Sehun’s Crush            (Sehun)


July

  1. Summoning Satansoo            (D.O)
  2. It’s My Birthday            (ME)
  3. It’s The Day After My Birthday            (ME)
  4. Chanyeol’s Crush            (Chanyeol)
  5. Drunk Chen            (Chen)
  6. Chanyeol’s Date            (Chanyeol)
  7. Baekhoe            (Baekhyun)
  8. Kai’s Muscles (repost)           (Kai)
  9. WE LOVE LAY (repost)           (Lay)
  10. Mullet            (Baekhyun)
  11. ChanPink In Your Area            (Chanyeol)
  12. Carrot Top            (Sehun)
  13. Island Getaway            (Suho)
  14. Late            (Xiumin)
  15. Chen’s Blond Brain             (Chen)
  16. Lost            (D.O)
  17. Kai’s Teaser            (Kai)
  18. Chen’s Blond Brain (repost)            (Chen)
  19. Intervention            (Chanyeol)
  20. Touch It            (Chen)
  21. The Eve of Yixing            (Lay)
  22. Hypocritical Suho            (Suho)
  23. Rude AF Kai            (Kai)
  24. Baek Tells All            (Baekhyun)
  25. The Hard Knock Life            (Suho)
  26. Intervention 2            (Chanyeol)
  27. Chanyeol Can’t Hear            (Chanyeol)
  28. Danceysoo (repost)            (D.O)
  29. Maknae            (Sehun)
  30. Sexy or Cute            (Lay)
  31. TOBEN VS VIVI            (Toben)



June

  1. Chen Thirst           (Chen)
  2. Crazy Night with EXO            (Suho)
  3. Chanyeol’s Arms            (Chanyeol)
  4. Puppy Love            (Sehun)
  5. D.O’s Darkest Secret            (D.O)
  6. Big Baozi            (Xiumin)
  7. Yixing Be Like…            (Lay)
  8. Boyfriend Baek            (Baekhyun)
  9. Sehun the Dancer            (Sehun)
  10. I Want the D.O            (D.O)
  11. Blind Trust            (Kai)
  12. Kai Abs (repost)             (Kai)
  13. Fun Times with Suho            (Suho)
  14. Bored-yeol            (Chanyeol)
  15. BaekBama            (Baekhyun)
  16. Baek’s Dae            (Chen)
  17. I See Xiu            (Xiumin)
  18. Yixing is Two-Faced (repost)            (Lay)
  19. Smileysoo 2            (D.O)
  20. Dancer            (Xiumin)
  21. Suho’s Gift            (Suho)
  22. Vivi In Charge            (Sehun)
  23. WE LOVE LAY            (Lay)
  24. Xiuminnie (repost)            (Xiumin)
  25. Chen’s Arms.  OMG (repost)            (Chen)
  26. Jongin Is Two-Faced            (Kai)
  27. Chanyeol Goes to Jail            (Chanyeol)
  28. Sehun on the Spot            (Sehun)
  29. Cheeky Minnie            (Xiumin)
  30. Allowance            (Suho)



May

  1. Let’s Appreciate Xiumin’s Abs          (Xiumin)
  2. Danceysoo         (D.O)
  3. Suho’s Got Jokes          (Suho)
  4. Shy-yeol            (Chanyeol)
  5. Baekhyun Options (repost)            (Baekhyun)
  6. Chefsoo            (D.O)
  7. The Handsome Sheep            (Lay)
  8. Who is the Bias??            (Suho)
  9. Kai Feels            (Kai)
  10. Kai’s Laugh            (Kai)
  11. Love Xiu Right            (Xiumin)
  12. Chen and Xiu            (Chen)
  13. “Look Into My Eyes” (repost)          (D.O)
  14. Deception            (Sehun)
  15. Lay Baek and Relax            (Baekhyun)
  16. Chen’s Arms.  OMG            (Chen)
  17. Hair-pocolypse 2            (Kai)
  18. Handsome!!!!!            (Suho)
  19. Finding Booty            (Chen)
  20. Healing Unicorn            (Lay)
  21. Funsoo            (D.O)
  22. Chanyeol Is Awesome            (Chanyeol)
  23. It’s Xiumin’s Turn            (Xiumin)
  24. Kai’s Muscles            (Kai)
  25. Always Choose Sehun            (Sehun)
  26. Let’s Appreciate Lay’s Abs            (Lay)
  27. BaekMoney            (Baekhyun)
  28. We Need To Talk About Kai            (Kai)
  29. Have a Bootiful Day (repost)           (Sehun)
  30. (A Reblog)             (Lay)
  31. Hey, Playboy (repost)            (Kai)

April

  1. (Not So) Innocent Unicorn            (Lay)
  2. Suhomygoodness            (Suho)
  3. Fight for Love            (Kris)
  4. Manly Lulu            (Luhan)
  5. XiuMAN            (Xiumin)
  6. The Revenge            (Chen)
  7. Chanyeol’s Idea            (Chanyeol)
  8. Yixing is Two-Faced            (Lay)
  9. Hey, Playboy            (Kai)
  10. Tao Is Your Boyfriend            (Tao)
  11. No Aegyo Today            (Baekhyun)
  12. Sebooty Strikes Again            (Sehun)
  13. Kissysoo            (D.O)
  14. Supiggy Has Abs            (Suho)
  15. The Smile of an Angel            (Chen)
  16. Coolyeol            (Chanyeol)
  17. Xiuminnie            (Xiumin)
  18. You’re My Style            (Kris)
  19. Lose Control Mode            (Lay)
  20. Hair-pocolypse            (Kai)
  21. Chen’s Arms.  My goodness.            (Chen)
  22. Silly Suho            (Suho)
  23. Xiudaddy            (Xiumin)
  24. Chanyeol’s A Player            (Chanyeol)
  25. Smileysoo            (D.O)
  26. BAEkhyun            (Baekhyun)
  27. Sheep Mode            (Lay)
  28. ***Kai’s Dancing***            (Kai)
  29. Sehunnie’s Smile            (Sehun)
  30. Chensing Machine            (Chen)

March