crazy stupid love quotes

[Bucky, Steve and T'Challa watch Tony and Pepper talk]

Pepper: [loudly to Tony] You’re in love with HIM?

Bucky: Are you pointing at me?

T'Challa: You’re pointing at him?

Steve: She’s pointing to him? OH!

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“When I was auditioning… they would send me the log lines of the character and if it said beautiful or gorgeous or pretty even they would delete it before they sent it me, because I would immediately call them and go ‘I will not be cast, It’s not going to happen!’ Not to put myself down or anything but I just always wanted to be a comedian.” [x]

Tony: Take off your shirt.

Steve: Why?

Tony: Please can you take off your shirt, ‘cause I can’t stop thinking, and then you just…

Steve: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Tony: Alright, okay, okay, okay.

Steve: [removing his shirt] Okay, okay, okay.

Tony: Fuck! Seriously? It’s like you’re photoshopped. Can I…?

[walks forward and touches Steve’s abs]

Steve: Ahh! You have cold hands. Now you take off your shirt.

Tony: No.

Steve: Yes.

Tony: No way. Not with all of that going on. No, thank you. Is there dim lighting somewhere?