crazy shit right

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time to dance // panic! at the disco

all jokes and bullshit aside, this positive trend towards the outright denial of reality is legitimately frightening. i am fucking SCARED. being a woman in this day and age is something that scares the shit out of me.

i make statements like biological sex is real, it’s a material reality, it’s immutable, and people will respond to that on here telling me i need to choke and die or that i’m a bigot and i need to be silenced, because the truth apparently is that nothing is real and nothing means anything! biological sex just isn’t real!

it pains me to think people have literally deluded themselves into thinking this. are you really that incapable of thinking for yourself that you will bend over backward to deny objective reality because it’s popular opinion? and how the fuck did we get to the point that in a significant amount of social circles, affirming this literal objective fact will have you silenced and ostracized?

female people as a class have been subjugated for centuries and the idea that sex is changeable or doesn’t exist continues to propagate the sex based oppression of females. males as a class with societal power are essentially trying to scrub from existence the only thing we females have - our own existence. and you queer theorists and genderists are buying right fucking into it. how malleable can your mind get? if you really believe this horse shit, what makes you think you won’t buy in to some other sort of doublethink?

our disgusting excuse of a “president” donald trump is actively silencing and erasing evidence of climate change. he is trying to erase literal fact to benefit his selfish interests at the expense of the very fucking planet we all live on. and a bunch of brain dead conservatives are eating this shit right up and buying into the delusion.

you all acknowledge that’s fucking crazy, to just try and erase fact like that. but a radfem tells you a woman is an adult human female and you all lose your fucking shit. don’t think for a second that genderism and gender itself wasn’t a male invention use to subordinate female people.

hopeless fountain kingdom sentence starters

THE PROLOGUE

  • ❝ civil blood makes civil hands unclean. ❞
  • ❝ i am a child of a money hungry, prideful country. ❞
  • ❝ hands so bloody, tastes like honey. ❞
  • ❝ i’m finding it hard to leave ❞

100 LETTERS

  • ❝ i find myself alone at night unless i’m having sex. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t let him touch me anymore. ❞
  • ❝ i’m not something to butter up and taste when you get bored. ❞
  • ❝ i have spent too many nights on dirty bathroom floors. ❞
  • ❝ please don’t go away ❞
  • ❝ it’s too late. ❞
  • ❝ i can’t stop thinking that i almost gave you everything. ❞
  • ❝ i can’t stop wishing that i never gave you anything. ❞

EYES CLOSED

  • ❝ i know where to lay. ❞
  • ❝ i know what to say. ❞
  • ❝ it’s all the same. ❞
  • ❝ i know how to play. ❞
  • ❝ if i keep my eyes closed he looks just like you. ❞
  • ❝ he’ll never stay, they never do. ❞
  • ❝ if i keep my eyes closed he feels just like you. ❞
  • ❝ you’ve been replaced. ❞
  • ❝ i’m face to face with someone new. ❞
  • ❝ tell me where i went wrong. ❞
  • ❝ tell me how to move on. ❞
  • ❝ he don’t realize that i’m thinking about you. ❞

HEAVEN IN HIDING

  • ❝ no time for wishful thinking. ❞
  • ❝ i can put up one good fight. ❞
  • ❝ i can put on a show. ❞
  • ❝ don’t you see what you’re finding? ❞
  • ❝ this is heaven in hiding. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t have no time for conversation. ❞

ALONE

  • ❝ i’m still alone in my mind. ❞
  • ❝ i know you’re dying to meet me. ❞
  • ❝ baby, as soon as you meet me, you’ll wish that you never did. ❞

NOW OR NEVER

  • ❝ i don’t wanna fight right now. ❞
  • ❝ we’re running out of time. ❞
  • ❝ i’m calling it a night. ❞
  • ❝ trying to talk to a wall, but you could never tear it down for me. ❞
  • ❝ i want you to love me now or never. ❞

SORRY

  • ❝ i’ve missed your calls for months it seems. ❞
  • ❝ i still know your birthday. ❞
  • ❝ sorry that i can’t believe that anybody ever really starts to fall in love with me. ❞
  • ❝ sorry i could be so blind, didn’t mean to leave you and all of the things that we had behind. ❞
  • ❝ i run away when things are good. ❞
  • ❝ it seems i broke your heart. ❞
  • ❝ someone will love you, but someone isn’t me. ❞

GOOD MOURNING

  • ❝ there’s a place where love conquers all. ❞
  • ❝ don’t trust the moon, she’s always changing. ❞
  • ❝ she begs to be loved. ❞

LIE

  • ❝ breakfast is cold. ❞
  • ❝ i’m watching you choke down the words that you said. ❞
  • ❝ i get the message you wish i was dead. ❞
  • ❝ if you don’t love me no more, then lie. ❞

WALLS COULD TALK

  • ❝ i’m about four minutes from a heart attack. ❞
  • ❝ i think you make me a maniac. ❞
  • ❝ damn, if these walls could talk. ❞
  • ❝ shit is crazy, right? ❞
  • ❝ that ain’t your baby no more. ❞

BAD AT LOVE

  • ❝ he’s calling me a bitch again. ❞
  • ❝ i believe that we’re meant to be. ❞
  • ❝ jealousy got the best of me. ❞
  • ❝ i always make the same mistakes. ❞
  • ❝ i’m bad at love, but you can’t blame me for trying. ❞

DON’T PLAY

  • ❝ i don’t give a damn what you say to me. ❞
  • ❝ i’m moving on. ❞
  • ❝ motherfucker, don’t play with me. ❞

STRANGERS

  • ❝ she doesn’t kiss me on the mouth anymore. ❞
  • ❝ she doesn’t look me in the eyes anymore. ❞
  • ❝ we’re not lovers, we’re just strangers. ❞
  • ❝ she doesn’t call me on the phone anymore. ❞
  • ❝ i must’ve crossed a line. ❞
  • ❝ i must’ve lost my mind. ❞
  • ❝ i miss the mornings with you laying in my bed. ❞
  • ❝ i miss the thought of a forever, you and me. ❞
  • ❝ all you’re missing is my body. ❞

ANGEL ON FIRE

  • ❝ nobody seems to ask about me anymore. ❞
  • ❝ nobody seems to care about what i think. ❞
  • ❝ look at me. ❞
  • ❝ i’m faded away. ❞ 
  • ❝ you know, i used to be on fire. ❞
  • ❝ i’m standing in the ashes of who i used to be. ❞

DEVIL IN ME

  • ❝ i scream too loud if i speak my mind. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t wanna wake it up, the devil in me. ❞
  • ❝ you said i’m too much to handle. ❞
  • ❝ now i gotta wake it up, the devil in me. ❞

HOPELESS

  • ❝ boy, you make it look so easy. ❞
  • ❝ sorry, baby girl, but i can’t tonight. ❞
  • ❝ you know the truth hurts, but secrets kill. ❞
  • ❝ you and all your friends hate me. ❞
  • ❝ it’s easy to forgive. ❞

Let’s talk about white people

1. Their eyes change colors

2. Their hair changes color as well.

3. They can’t handle heat (as in hot food or spices)

4. They like to eat uncooked meat

Here are four facts, that prove the caucasians are indeed shapeshifters.

Sleep paralysis is so fucking horrible, I thought I got out of it 3 or 4 times and nope was still in it… it’s scary when you think you’ve escaped but then realise that you’re actually still stuck not being able to move but feel like you are and just hallucinating. Like no thanks I do not wish to feel weird arms around me and hear children laughing or all the other shit I felt in the last half an hour thank you very fucking much 😭

I’m going back to sleep… wish me luck 🙃🙃

England...

Worries about Canada very minimally, the boy is young, but he has common sense.

Worries about America 25% of the time. He would worry more, but he knows that Canada always looks after him.

Rarely worries about India. He is a older nation that can take care of himself, and knows when to ask for help when he needs it.

Might worry about his UK brothers and Ireland if they seem sad, but certainly worries about them in times of tragedy.

Worries about Seychelles all the time because that’s DADDY’S LITTLE GIRL AND NO ONE TOUCHES HER!

Only worries about New Zealand when he plays rugby, for he often takes it too seriously. 

Worries ABOUT AUSTRALIA 100% OF THE TIME THE BOY IS STRONG BUT STILL ENGLAND GETS SNAPCHATS OF HIM POSING WITH DANGEROUS ANIMALS AND DOING CRAZY SHIT ENGLAND WILL BE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION AND JUST LOSE HIS TRAIN OF THOUGHT BECAUSE OH GOD WHAT IS AUSTRALIA DOING NOW IT CAN’T BE GOOD AND OH GOD PLEASE LET BE OKAY  

Halsey “Hopeless Fountain Kingdom” Starters

100 Letters
“ I find myself alone at night unless I’m having sex.”
“ I don’t let him touch me anymore. “
“ I’m not something to butter up and taste when you get bored. “
“ ‘Cause I have spent too many nights on dirty bathroom floors. “
“ Please don’t go away “
“ I said ‘It’s too late’ “
“ I can’t stop thinking that I almost gave you everything. “
“ I can’t stop wishing that I never gave you anything. “
“ You wrote 100 letters just for me “
“ Now I’m constantly reminded of the time I was 19. “

Eyes Closed
“ It’s all the same. “
“ I know how to play “
“ Now if I keep my eyes closed he looks just like you “
“ But you’ve been replaced “
“ I’m face to face with someone new “
“ So tell me where I went wrong “
“ Would’ve gave it all for you, cared for you “
“ So tell me how to move on “
“ They don’t realize that I’m thinking about you “

Heaven in hiding
“ Can you hear my heartbeat fucking kickin’? “
“ I push up on my toes, you call me 'sweet thing’ “
“ And you thought that you were the boss tonight “
“ I flip the script like I can take a beating “
“ You’ll know I can put on a show “
“ Don’t you see what you’re finding? “
“ I don’t have no time for conversation “
“ Said this ain’t what you usually do and a girl like me is new for you “
“  I can tell you mean it cause you’re shakin’ “

Alone
“ He tried to phone me but I never have time “
“ He said that I never listen but I don’t even try “
“ She asked if I recognized her and I told her I might “
“ But I’m still alone in my mind “
“ I know you’re dying to meet me “
“ Baby, as soon as you meet me you’ll wish that you never did “
“ I can never say sorry 'cause I won’t take the blame “
“ I know I always go missing “

Now or Never
“ I don’t wanna fight right now “
“ You know we’re runnin’ out of time “
“ Now I gotta draw a line “
“ I want you to hold me down “
“ I want you to love me now “
“ I’m callin’ it a night now “
“ We’ve been through it all “
“ I need you to make your mind up “

Lie
“ I gave you the messiest head “
“ You give me the messiest head “
“ I’m tryna’ give the impression that I get the message you wish I was dead “
“ I won’t let us finish yet “
“ Please don’t take this as a threat “
“ All I’m sayin’ is if you don’t love me no more then lie “
“ You notice that we in love “
“ Treat her right and she won’t complain “
“ There’s no need to lie no more “

Walls could talk
“ I’m about four minutes from a heart attack “
“ I think you make me a maniac “
“ Shit is crazy right? “
“ I ain’t your baby no more “

Bad at Love
“ I believe that we’re meant to be “
“ Look, I don’t mean to frustrate “
“ But I always make the same mistakes “
“ I’m bad at love “
“ You know I’d be lyin’ sayin’ you were the one that could finally fix me “
“ I know that you’re afraid “
“ I’m gonna walk away “

Don’t Play
“ I don’t give a damn what you say to me “
“ I’m moving on “
“ I had some space to deal with it “
“ Yeah, don’t even try “
“ Motherfucker, don’t play with me “

Angel on Fire
“ 'Cause nobody seems to ask about me anymore “
“ Nobody seems to care 'bout anything I think “
“ I’m faded away, you know, I used to be on fire “
“ I’m standin’ in the ashes of who I used to be “
“ 'Cause I’d laugh and drink and talk 'bout things “
“ Now it’s my own anxiety that makes the conversation hard “

Devil in me
“ You said I would’ve hit the ceiling “
“ You said I should eat my feelings “
“ I scream too loud if I speak my mind “
“ I don’t wanna wake it up “
“ You said I’m too much to handle “
“ I won’t take anyone down if I crawl tonight “

Hopeless
“ Boy, you make it look so easy “
“ Promise that I’m gonna call you back in five “
“ Sorry baby girl, but I can’t tonight “
“ I’ve known that girl for like my whole life “
“ 'Cause you know the truth hurts but secrets kill “
“ There must be something real “
“ You and all your friends all hate me “
“ I can’t help the way you made me “

NO

NONONONONO

ASLDKFJS;L I JUST WATCHED THE VERY LAST EPISODE OF HANNIBAL

THE LAST AND I CANT BELIEVE IT

SO MANY THINGS WERE HAPPENING IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES AND I KNEW IT COULD NEVER END IN A SATISFYING WAY AND I SAW THE CLIFFHANGER COMING FROM FIVE BAZILLION MILES AWAY AND I KEPT WATCHING AND NOW I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING

HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY MANAGE TO GET SHOT AND STABBED AND FALL OFF A FUCKING CLIFF AND ASLKFJAS;LK AND THE THING RIGHT BEFORE THEY FELL WAS THE GAYEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN IT WAS GLORIOUS AND FRANCIS WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE AND AAAAAAAACKJH

WHEN

TELL ME WHEN 

IS THE NEXT SEASON COMING

I NEED IT

ororo: i’ve only known kurt a day and a half but if anything happened to him i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself

halsey sentence meme.
from hopeless fountain kingdom.
part two.              (   part one.   )

lie.

  • breakfast is cold, as cold as our bed.
  • i’m watching you choke down the words that you said.
  • i watch you devour, mistake me for bread.
  • well boy, is you fed? or are you misled?
  • i gave you the messiest head.
  • you give me the messiest head.
  • you turnin’ red.
  • you wish i was dead.
  • see you ‘bouta break a sweat.
  • i won’t let us finish yet.
  • please don’t take this as a threat.
  • if you don’t love me no more, then lie.
  • i heard what you said.
  • i know that it’s fire flame.
  • your mouth make a hurricane.
  • you notice that we in love.
  • there’s something we cannot change.
  • it’s the plans we should arrange.
  • treat her right and she won’t complain.
  • bring back the title.
  • got no one to lie to.
  • there’s no need to lie no more.
  • bring me a trial.
  • every move’s vital.
  • what you gon’ die for, when everyday you told lies.

walls could talk.

  • been about three days, and i’m comin’ back.
  • i’m about four days from a heart attack.
  • i think you make me a maniac. 
  • we’ve both been seventeen.
  • fist fight in a limousine. 
  • but they don’t know.
  • we both hope there’s something.
  • we both keep fronting.
  • it’s a closed discussion.
  • i’m thinking, ’ damn, if these walls could talk. ’
  • shit is crazy, right?
  • i ain’t your baby no more.
  • been about two weeks since you went away.
  • i’m about half way through a cabernet. 
  • i’m wasting a saturday.
  • you’re so damn good with a bobby pin.
  • now you’re gonna play me like a violin.

bad at love.

  • it tastes like jack when i’m kissing him.
  • so i told him i never really liked his friends.
  • now he’s gone and he’s calling me a bitch again.
  • he told me we don’t make it ‘til we graduate.
  • i told him the music would be worth the wait.
  • he wants me in the kitchen with a dinner plate.
  • i believe that we’re meant to be.
  • jealousy gets the best of me.
  • i don’t mean to frustrate.
  • i always make the same mistakes.
  • i’m bad at love.
  • i’m bad at love, but you can’t blame me for trying.
  • you can’t blame me for trying.
  • you know i’d be lying saying you were the one that could finally fix me.
  • looking at my history, i’m bad at love.
  • i thought that she could really be the one this time.
  • i never got the chance to make her mine.
  • she fell in love with little thin white lines.
  • we never told no one but we look so cute.
  • i always think about it when i’m riding through.
  • i know you’re afraid i’m gonna walk away.
  • each time the feeling fades.

don’t play.

  • lookin’ as fine as a damn monet.
  • everybody thirsty, drinks on me.
  • tryna take back what you say to me.
  • i don’t give a damn what you say to me.
  • there ain’t no time for games and me.
  • i’m moving on.
  • i’m getting paid.
  • i’m on my own.
  • i had some space to deal with it.
  • it’s getting late.
  • go and grab someone and find a place to deal with it.
  • motherfucker, don’t play with me.
  • i am not the type to be out past dawn.
  • i am not the type to admit i’m on.
  • women don’t play no games.

strangers.

  • she doesn’t kiss me on the mouth anymore.
  • it’s more intimate than she thinks we should get.
  • she doesn’t look me in the eyes anymore.
  • too scared of what she’ll see, somebody holding me.
  • when i wake up all alone, and i’m thinking of your skin, i remember what you told me.
  • we’re not lovers, we’re not strangers.
  • we’re just strangers with the same damn hunger to be touched, to be loved, to feel anything at all.
  • she doesn’t call me on the phone anymore.
  • she’s never listening.
  • she says it’s innocent.
  • i must’ve crossed a line.
  • i must’ve lost my mind.
  • i miss the mornings with you laying in my bed.
  • i miss the memories replaying in my head.
  • i miss the thought of a forever, you and me.
  • all you’re missing is my body.
  • you lost it.

angel on fire.

  • i woke up to another mess in the living room.
  • they came again in the night under crescent moon, didn’t wake me in my sleep.
  • they talk and drink and laugh ‘bout things and fall in love in my backyard.  
  • i hide and cower in the corner.
  • conversation’s getting hard.
  • nobody seems to ask about me anymore.
  • nobody seems to care about anything i think.
  • nobody seems to recognize me in the crowd in the background screaming,  ‘ everybody, look at me. ’
  • i’m faded away.
  • you know, i used to be on fire.
  • i’m standing on the ashes of who i used to be.
  • i used to be a darling starlet like a centerpiece, had the whole world wrapped around my ring.
  • i flew too closely to the sun that’s setting in the east and now I’m melting from my wings.
  • i’d talk and drink and laugh 'bout things and fall in love in my backyard.
  • now it’s my own anxiety that makes the conversation hard.

devil in me.

  • you said i would’ve hit the ceiling.
  • you said i should eat my feelings, head held high.
  • i won’t take anyone down if I cry tonight.
  • i still let everyone down when i change in size.
  • i went tumbling down trying to reach your high.
  • i scream too loud if I speak my mind.
  • i don’t wanna wake it up, the devil in me.
  • gotta wake up.
  • come back to life.
  • you said i’m too much to handle.
  • you said i shine too bright.
  • i burnt the candle, flew too high.
  • now i gotta wake it up, the devil in me.

hopeless.

  • you make it look so easy.
  • promise that I’m gonna call you back in five.
  • sorry baby girl, but I can’t tonight.
  • you make it look so simple.
  • i’ve known that girl for like my whole life.
  • back in my hotel and I’m alone inside.
  • the truth hurts, but secrets kill.
  • can’t help but thinking that i love it still.
  • there must be something real.
  • the good die young, but so did this.
  • it must be better than i think it is.
  • gimmie those eyes.
  • it’s easy to forgive.
  • you and all your friends all hate me.
  • you think i’m better when i’m not around.
  • hear me on the radio and turn it down.
  • i can’t help the way you made me.
  • hope that she believin’ in the truth you found.
  • i can’t find out.
  • i hope hopeless changes over time.

I'm a bad influence on underclassmen🙃

Teacher to principle: “how in the world are these underclassmen so wild?! They have good kids to look up to!”

Principle looking at me, an upperclassmen, running around screaming with underclassmen: “yeah I wonder”

6

foods of thedas :  TEVINTER

as with most things in tevinter, the food aspires to be effortlessly stylish & oppressively opulent. for those who can afford it, every meal is fine dining, combining rich flavours with expensive ingredients. it is a matter of pride for magisters to be able to transport exotic items to their villas, no matter how far away the source is. the most impressive ingredient, however, is lyrium, which is often mixed with spiced wine or tea at the more decadent parties. being able to acquire these ingredients illustrates wealth & power, and many use this to their full advantage with the tradition of VENDITATI LUCRIS – the offering of food made to a new neighbour, as both a greeting and a statement of superiority. traditional dishes include fugu sashimi, bun bo hue, honey-roasted figs, and red jasmine tea.