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Let's talk about cusps!!

Cusps, or cusp signs, are these really kick ass people who are born at the very end and very beginning of their sign month. Here’s how it goes for those who don’t know. I’ll go ahead and add in my own opinion of them since I am one and that seems to be how these things go xD

Aries-Taurus: AKA the Cusp of Power- April 19th  to April 24th    Y'all are just cool beans. Seems like you got all the good traits of both Aries and Taurus. You’re loving and compassionate, but hardworking as fuck. It’s really refreshing actually.

Taurus-Gemini: AKA the Cusp of Energy- May 19th  to May 24th        I don’t know much about you guys, but I’ve only met a handful of you and I really like talking to y'all on an intellectual level. You have a tendency to be FREAKISHLY smart. Always testing the smarty pants animal on those stupid animal quizzes that they force you to take in school. Also you’re super sweet to those you know. I have one really good friend who is a Taurus/Gemini cusp and she’s the type of person who like… talks to people in line at the supermarket if she’s in the right mood since Geminis tend to be really friendly, but Taurus’ are pretty introverted so they have to be in the right mood to do it, ya know?

Gemini-Cancer: AKA the Cusp of Magic- June 19th  to June 23rd YOU!!! ARE!!!! SO!!!! CUTE!!!!! My god you’re literally the epitome of adorable and shy and creative and its just. yeah. You make the best art in the world and I’m always so excited when you get excited about something you made because its just… contagious excitement. They get over things a lot faster than Cancers do which is nice, but they’re more homebodied than Geminis which, as an Aquarius/Pisces cusp (I get along best with this sign, couldn’t you tell?) is kind of annoying at times because they wanna stay home more than not, but they’re good parents??? So it works.

Cancer-Leo: AKA the Cusp of Oscillation- July 19th  to July 24th    You know… I was always kind of confused about the definition of this cusp?? Like… oscilation…. what the fuck kind of cusp is an oscillation??? Well…. a cancer/leo cusp is a good way to explain it. Personally, I’m terrified of these cusps. My cusp and this cusp DO NOT get along very well because I’m a very shy, easily frightened person and this cusp is basically a Leo on fucking steroids. They get angry a lot, but they’re angry in like…. a prideful way???? I don’t really know how to explain it. Just. Don’t get on their bad side. From what people say though, they are really caring and extremely passionate. They make crazy good politicians and lawyers and like… powerful debating people.

Leo-Virgo: AKA the Cusp of Exposure- August 19th to August 24th Hi. This cusp confuses the ever loving shit out of me. Like.. Really a lot. They’re the most introverted extroverts I’ve ever met in my life and I never know what to do with them??? You’re all like “Let’s go out!!! And!!! Read this book in the corner because I’m tired of being out and about……” Um…. what? You love having fun, and you love expressing your feelings once you’re comfortable, but you never quite have a grasp on the exact way to do it and sometimes that really bothers you. Oh. And you REALLY. Don’t like being criticized. Like… at all. Somehow I’m friends with the most of you though so who knows.

Virgo-Libra: AKA the Cusp of Beauty- September 19th  to September 24th     I’ve only met like.. two of you, and you’re so freakin chill I never know what to do around you, but apparently you worry a lot from what I’ve read. You don’t show it though. Also, you’re actually really pretty I promise. Virgo/Libra can either be super cocky about their looks or super modest. I’m sorry this is so short Dx

Libra-Scorpio: AKA the Cusp of Drama and Criticism- October 19th  to October 24th   So I’ve never met a Libra/Scorpio cusp now that I think of it. So this is totally off of a search of things I found. Bear with me.– APPARENTLY. 1. y'all are really freakishly pretty. 2. y'all are really cool, but you don’t give up information very easily so there’s that. and 3. You really like love, but you also have a tendency to be super serious at times (not as broody as Scorpios though)

Scorpio-Sagittarius: AKA the Cusp of Revolution- November 19th  to November 24th    The epitome of the “indie hipster” cusp. They’re suuuuuuper creative. Really arty people. Tend to have a LOT of things to say about a LOT of different things which sounds like everyone, but them more than ‘normal’ I guess? I don’t really know how to explain it. These cusps are the ones that are most likely in my opinion to go into like…. journalism or like… political activism because of how wordy and creative they are. They can be really nice too if you’re on their good side but if you’re not they can destroy you from the inside out so be careful.

Sagittarius-Capricorn: AKA the Cusp of Prophecy- December 19th to December 24th    My dad is one of these!!! They’re kind of weird, but winter signs tend to get along better than the other signs so its okay xP THEY! ARE! SO! FUNNY! A lot of people don’t understand their humor though which I find really sad, but if you live with them for a while or are around them and you understand their humor and such, they’re freakin hilarious. They keep their emotions bottled, and they stay pretty happy around people they just met. They don’t like to admit to weakness either. Like…. ever. At all. They love with their entire heart, and if they aren’t feeling it, they’ll tell you if they don’t like you.

Capricorn-Aquarius: AKA the Cusp of Mystery and Imagination- January 15th  to Jan 22nd   So these people scare me. Ever had those people who just like… omit an aura of power around you? Yeah that’s a Capricorn/Aquarius. They really do scare me, but apparently they make really good actors because there’s a ton of them in Hollywood. They’re crazy good at whatever they do. Most of the time they test into the like…. flamboyant or 'party animal’ type on the aforementioned middle school animal tests.

Aquarius-Pisces: AKA the Cusp of Sensitivity- February 18th  to February 22nd    This is me!!! I am this!!! Hi!!! So we have a tendency to be freakishly creative, but really sensitive and that’s why. I don’t know if all Aquarius/Pisces cusps are like this, but I’m really really attention deficit and energetic which makes us come off as dismissive or frustrated. We do well in positions of leadership and control, but we have to do things our own way. Doing things someone else’s way is REALLY NOT OKAY with someone in this cusp. Most of the time because we’ve already thought through the most logical way to do it and saw that your way is wrong. We’re freakishly smart too, we just don’t like to show it. :P 

Pisces-Aries: AKA the Cusp of Rebirth- March 19th  to March 26th     So from what I’ve gathered, which isn't very much so bear with me…. but from what I’ve gathered you like your alone time, but you also REALLY like to party when you’re in the mood for it. Like you won’t go down without a fight if you wanna party and someone tells you no. I think that’s the Aries part? Like…. you get freakishly passionate about the things you do which comes very strongly from both sides. But then its HOW you do them that’s very much Aries-esque. Like…. I dunno how to really explain it well, but you’re very aggressive lovers, and you fight with your whole body. And yeah. There isn’t much of a better way to explain it than that. I’d say you need to chill, but I feel like if you tried to chill you'd just get really depressed and a depressed Aries is like the freakin end of the world and no one wants that. 

So yeah. Cusps are really cool. A lot of people don’t know they’re cusps. A lot of people don’t know anything about cusps. But cusps have a tendency to be about ten times stronger spiritually, but about ten times weirder when compared to the average sign. So there’s that. It’s really cool and this post is going to get super duper long if I go on about them. So I’m going to stop while I’m ahead even though this post is already like a million miles long. I hope this helps anyne who has asked me about cusps??

I edited a couple things in here so that they’d be a bit more accurate. I reread a handful after it started to gain a couple notes and realized some of the little excerpt thingies sounded like I was ragging on the cusps a little.



“Election results should not be the results of politicians’ crazy lines. They should be the result of our own crazy decisions.”

anonymous asked:

*shy anon comes closer* Hi, I really don't want to bother you or waste your time. But do you have some nice bottom!Draco smut? Love bottom!Draco. Please? *runs alway*

Hi, shy anon! Thanks for asking! I’m always happy to rec smut :D

I wasn’t sure about your ideal smut/plot ratio or whether you like sweet or filthy as hell, so I included a variety


Big Dick Come Quick (Calanthe, 204k): This is THE BEST bottom!Draco fic ever, because it’s essentially just hot sex scene after hot sex scene. Just when you think, “They can’t possibly fuck any more!” they do, & it’s even filthier & more creative than before. This has hung!Harry & size-queen!Draco, which are two of my favorite tropes. And there’s some switching, but trust me, Draco loves Harry’s cock way too much to let it go to waste.

Don’t Think Twice (firethesound, 28k, WIP): It’s a smoking hot 8th year with all bottom!Draco. It includes Dark Mark licking & spying in the prefects’ bathroom. 

Hung Like a Horntail (lumosed_quill, 2k): Another hung!Harry & size-queen!Draco fic. Draco becomes obsessed with Harry’s cock & will not rest until he’s well acquainted with it. Very hot!

If the Cock Fits (tryslora, 6k): So hilarious. Draco got drunk & lost his virginity to the “perfect cock,” & is now plowing his way through Wizarding society to try to find it again. It’s like the dirtiest version of Cinderella imaginable.

Hurt for the Right Reasons (traintracks, 4.5k): After getting into a fight during a Quidditch match, Draco & Harry have angry shower sex. Delicious! 

It Started in the Shower (chickenlivesinpumpkin, 124k): Another epic pwp (well, there is some plot, but a LOT of fucking), & this one is all bottom!Draco! I will warn you that they have a D/s relationship & the middle of the fic gets a little grey (it may be triggering for some people), but it wraps up very sweetly. Draco is so, so sexy in this, & Harry is incredibly dominating & possessive, which is a thrilling mix. It’s crazy hot.

Making A Politician Shut Up: A Lover’s Guide (lokifan, 7.5k): Draco & Harry are married & engage in some bdsm funtimes. 

Pretty Baby Universe (literary spell, 16k): Draco & Harry are married here as well, and have a more intense bdsm relationship. Lots of dirty talk & crossdressing in this one.

If You Want Some Plot With Your Porn 

The Critiquer (Cheryl Dyson, 24k): Oh my god. Draco rates pictures of cocks for a living (seriously!) & Harry sends in a picture of his & is not pleased with the results. It’s hilarious & incredibly well-written.

The Light More Beautiful (firethesound, 81k): This has my ideal blend of lots of sex + humor + an engaging plot. Draco & Harry are adorable & sexy together. There’s one switching scene, but it’s mostly bottom!Draco.

All Our Secrets Laid Bare (firethesound, 150k): This one is longer & has more plot, but their relationship is beautiful & the slow development makes the sex all that much hotter. I think they only switch once. Oh, & Draco has some sexy tattoos & wears lots of fussy waistcoats.

Right Hand Red (lumosed_quill, 73k): Such a beautiful eighth year fic! Harry & Draco keep getting thrown together in these party games, & they can’t stay away from each other. Sweet, lovely, & very sexy.

(The Piece) I Was Missing All Along (lauren3210, 30k): Harry & Draco are best friends & roommates, & Draco becomes insanely, adorably jealous when Harry gets engaged to someone else. Jealous Draco is the best.

And if you’re so inclined, here are my favorite top!Draco fics

anonymous asked:

Yay omg!! I'm american so I don't pay much attention to politics around the world (because we have our own batch of crazy politicians to keep us occupied) but I'm really glad le pen is out!! Tres bien!!!!

Yeah, this is such good news! However, she did score 35%, so now we have to take care of that 35% of lost people and put them on the right track. We have to make sure we don’t put ourselves through the same political crisis in 2020. 

Star Wars au idea:

Anakin is burned on Mustafar while saving his wife and Obi-Wan from Sideous, who has discovered that his new apprentice is part of a massive sting operation that’s been in place since the first days of the Clone Wars.

Obi-Wan carries him to the operating room on Polis Massa himself. And since it’s actual doctors and not a guano-crazy-mad-scientist-Sith-politician that are operating on him, Anakin makes it through in mostly one piece, though his vocal cords have to be reconstructed, giving him the iconic Vader voice.

As a leader in the Rebellion (heartily welcomed by his former padawan Ahsoka), he’s basically Admiral Greer from the Jack Ryan movies (also a character played by James Earl Jones). Meanwhile Sideous is forced to dust off Maul just so that he has some kind of high-powered underling.

By the time the Space Family meets up with the Rebellion, Anakin takes one look at them, shifts the toothpick at the corner of his mouth, and says, “Calling it now, those two are married.”

I hope things keep going the way they’re going re: Trump, apparently the budget went through and he got almost nothing he wanted and stuff like planned parenthood isn’t getting defunded and the Democrats are actually putting up a united front and being obstructionist as fuck, which is nice for fucking once in a millenium, maybe the Trump era won’t be totally fucking dogshit. I think I also read that his ban on sanctuary cities EO is getting gutted too. Sadly people are still getting deported but it’s really kind of crazy how even republican politicians, judges, I mean pretty much everyone is standing in Trump’s way and making him look like more of an incompetent fool than he already was. Then there was that interview the other day about how he wishes he didn’t run. Lmao what a sad sack of shit.

Smiling for the camera is an old trick;
I want to see you unfold your words,
scrap out the gold, peel away the dazzling.
What are your good intentions made of?

Agamemnon again with his ambition
and no qualms over what sacrifices
will be in his destiny, this time around.
The people for a city for a man for his greed.

We might as well call the white elephant
a damned horse, along with the rest
of the lot who trade money in blood.
Have you seen the news?

Another child who didn’t make it,
but you insist on playing games,
on planting flowers and letting
our youth wither away.
—  You sell your soul in your acceptance speech, is that it? (LM)
Honestly Now

Honestly now, what’s wrong with the invitation to [William Jennings] Bryan to address the State Agricultural College? Bryan is one of the foremost men in American politics – even if he is crazy, and Kansas voted his way at the last presidential election. To invite him to address the students at Manhattan is all right. He won’t convert anyone. After the speech is over, the punishment on the man who invited Bryan will be severe enough. Why roast him now?

(The Emporia Weekly Gazette, Emporia, KS, May 18, 1899)

And history wins at relating to the present once again.

“Listen here, Missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that’s different is me; I’ve become bitter, and let’s face it, crazy over the years. And once I’m swept into office, I’ll sell our children’s organs to zoos for meat, and I’ll go into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!”

-Richard Nixon’s Head, “Futurama”

PS - Happy 4th of July!

At some point the madness must end. I don’t mean just the arms race of seeing which party can get the most stuff named after its favorite Presidents. I mean the larger craziness of allowing politicians to arrogate to themselves the right to name every large public work, new or old, after other politicians.
—  Hendrik Hertzberg on renaming public works:

But whatever happens, President Trump does not have absolute power just because he is the president. The idea of separation of power, preventing any one agency or person from having too much executive power, is strong in the US system.

And for those concerned, abortion rights and gay marriage as protected by the Supreme Court cannot be revoked by presidential mandate. You can all relax on that front (but focus on state regulations instead, you guys got some crazy assholes).

My advice is go sleep, or if you are up early, have a cup of a hot beverage and think of all the other crazy asshole politicians you’ve survived. You can survive this greasy cheeto with a muff too.


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