crazy pizza

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.


It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away


Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)




So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage


And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”


Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady


in which Kate finds an old picture, circus-era old, and wants to know if Clint can still do that?

  • girly-girl I have no idea
  • let’s find out

and Lucky thinks it’s pretty great

  • dad what are you DOING
  • are we PLAYING?
  • DO YOU NEED HELP I CAN HELP I AM A GOOD DOG
Getting into an altercation with Dean over the the brand split. He storms out, leaving you boiling in rage, alone to deal with yourself. Minutes later, the door opens revealing Dean with your favorite pizza, Hawaiian. Dean hates Hawaiian pizza but makes an exception as he’d do anything for you.
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SugarDaddy!Cal Pt.2

Okay for starters…I made Y/BF/N Jamie because I’m typing this on my phone and typing Y/BF/N is annoying lmaoo sorry. And the anon who originally requested this has asked me to focus this mainly on black girls/POC, so I’m extra hyped.

Also I honestly think I might make this a series? The beautiful and most talented Gabby (@lukeysgirlkinda inspired me to, but I didn’t have a prompt. Might also steal her idea of a new chapter every 100 notes…what do you guys think?


One/ TwoThree/ Four/Five/Six/Seven/Eight/
Nine/Ten/Eleven/Twelve/Thirteen/Fourteen/Fifteen
SixteenSeventeen/ EighteenNineteen/Twenty{END}

You checked over your outfit once more in the full body mirror before walking carefully down the stairs. You’ve had more than one encounter attempting to run down the stairs before someone reached your house and it always ended badly.

“You look so pretty!” Jamie grinned as she turned around on the couch to see you.

“All I did was my hair and makeup, Jamie. I have on shorts and a shirt.”

“Can’t ever take a compliment.” She rolled her eyes playfully.“ What time is Calum coming?”

You checked the time on your phone before answering,“Any minute now.”

“You’re excited, aren’t you? I mean there’s a hot, young Australian who wants to be your sugar daddy. How much better can life get?”

“I don’t know. I’m not a sexual person, Jamie, how am I just going to be there at his every beckoning call?”

“You’ll do it, trust me.” She laughed, her smile widening when she heard someone knock on the door.

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Off Limits - Part 2

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2,377

Summary: Sam tells Dean that the reader is off limits. Dean’s never been one to follow the rules…

Part 1


“You’ve got to be kidding me.” Sam grumbles loudly slamming his beer down onto the bar.

Dean doesn’t say a word in response, instead he just flashes his million dollar smile before downing the rest of his drink.

“I will literally kick your ass, man.” Sam narrows his eyes towards his older brother throwing him off.

“Whoa. You’re really worried aren’t you?”  

“No, Dean. I’m just fucking bored. I figured this would fill my day.” Sam snaps feeling aggravated.

It’s rare when they both feel so strongly about something that it turns physical. It hasn’t happened in years but Dean knows all too well where this is headed.

“I’m not doing this to be a dick, man. I’m gonna be a father soon and it’s fucking freaking me out. I can’t be worrying about the bar. I can’t and I won’t.”

“Fine.” Dean growls, acting so fast he knocks his chair over making it crash to the ground.

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Comic-Con Recap!

TMNT traveled to San Diego for an epic Comic-Con filled with Turtle Power! Fans had the chance to hang out with the voice actors, sat in on panels with the creators, scoured the showroom floor for latest Turtles toys, and of course, ate some pizza (and ice cream – with the voice of Mikey!). If you didn’t catch all the action on our live Instagram story (follow us!), check out some exclusive pics of the adventure with the Heroes in a Half Shell!


Day 1  Thursday

Loads of fans showed up dressed in Turtles cosplay ready for the day – they looked totally rad! Thursday also featured the reveal of the Nickelodeon Comic-Con booth, featuring a custom t-shirt maker with TMNT possibilities, a massive pineapple, and Comic-Con exclusive toys.


Day 2  Friday

The day kicked off with a Mikey’s Morning Meditation, led by Greg Cipes, the voice of Michelangelo. TMNT creator Kevin Eastman, executive producer Ciro Nieli and a few very cool fans were lucky enough to take part in meditating to the calming, soothing sound of “BOOYAKASHA” before jumping into the rest of the day. Nickelodeon’s TMNT panel followed with an awesome group of dudes - Greg Cipes (Mikey), Rob Paulsen (Donatello), Eric Bauza (Tiger Claw), Kevin Eastman (TMNT co-creator), Stan Sakai (Usagi creator), Yuki Matsuzaki (voice of Usagi), and Ciro Nieli (TMNT executive producer). The audience was treated to a screening of the never-before-seen clip from the Samurai Turtles and an exclusive peek at the entire “Lone Rat & Cubs” episode. Following the panel, the team signed autographs for fans at the Nickelodeon booth. To cap off an already crazy day, a secret pizza party was offered to fans following the TMNT Instagram story. Free pizza for everyone that came - cowabunga!


Day 3  Saturday

Fans flocked to see the super cool Kevin Eastman and Stan Sakai speak on the comic-themed panel, Summer of Turtles hosted by @idwcomics. The gang talked upcoming issues and offered awesome insights to their creative process. Then, starving from a few long days of totally tubular but exhausting Comic-Con events, the voice of Mikey stuck again! Greg Cipes invited fans to free ice cream sandwiches in the park with him, in honor of the upcoming Wanted: Bebop & Rocksteady DVD with an exclusive Ice Cream Kitty music video.


Day 4  Sunday

Wrapping up the event, Sunday brought a giveaway for the exclusive Comic-Con Usagi figure by Playmates. Fans who followed the Instagram story had the chance to win the hot TMNT toy - an action figure of Usagi (who’s about to show off his superstar Samuari skills in the Samurai Turtles episodes!). A few lucky fans won the giveaway and walked away happier than Mikey with pizza!