crazy jens

Have you guys heard of the saying that quiet people know more about you than you think because they listen to their surroundings?  I’ve had this crazy crack theory that Gorilla secretly knows what goes on in the Agreste household.

  • He supports Adrien as Chat Noir because he knows the kid needs the break.
  • He is one of Chat’s biggest fans and has his merchandise.
  • One night, Plagg was hankering for some cheese and snuck down to the kitchen.  Gorilla caught him.  Plagg freaked out until he realized Gorilla was holding some camembert out to him.  Since then, they’ve become midnight snack buddies.
  • If Gabriel really is Hawkmoth, he knows it.  He doesn’t support it, but what is he going to do?  Just protect this idiot until he comes to his senses.

There was a hilarious fan comic where Nathalie found out all of this (with the addition of Adrien’s mom as the peacock) and it was suggested that Gorilla already knew, so at least one other person had the same idea. Where am I getting this from?  Let me direct your attention to the ML “L'Imposteur (Copycat)” episode.

Gorilla (does this guy have an actual name?) is driving Adrien back to the school to get his phone when a news report says that Chat Noir has stolen the Mona Lisa.  They pull up in front of the school and Adrien huffs out of the car.

He left the door wide open.  I wonder how many times he’s mumbled to himself about cat-themed superheroes within earshot of Gorilla.  This time, he’s yelling about how the thief is a terrible fake and is not Chat Noir.  With the damned door still wide open and within steps of his driver.

Seconds later, Chat Noir lands behind the car.  There was NO ONE ELSE on that street.  And there’s your boy Chat Noir just jumping off of the school building right behind you, after your charge just barreled out of the car literally yelling about him.  Gorilla didn’t even change expression.

(The weather report is JUST that important, guys.)

Some time later (taking into account the trip to the Louvre, running from the cops, catching the bad guy, etc.), Chat reappears and lands on the trunk of the car.  Gorilla notices that one.

(I have to buff that out.  I’m gonna have to talk to Plagg about this shit.)

Almost IMMEDIATELY after Chat Noir shows back up, there’s Adrien.

Adrien: I didn’t find my phone :( :( :(

Gorilla: *thinking* Maybe if you’d looked… -_-

The conclusion is that I know Gorilla’s character is probably just supposed to be there for comic relief, but I like to think he’s more in-depth than the viewers are led to believe.  


Also, can we talk about this guy??

(Look kids, it’s Chat Noir!!!)

(Oh noes!!!1!!)

The dad’s face stays like that after the copy cat steals the painting.


If you were a space pirate, what would your backstory be?

Part Two (Part One can be found here.)

Captain Lik-Jennings in all her glory stared down at Adri. Adri the human from Earth. Adri, whose business tag labeled her as “Corporate Philosopher” (Lik-Jennings had taken a class concerning the planet Earth three years ago and was faintly sure Earthen philosophy was a thing of the past, but had learned to never be sure with humans). Adri, who kept annoyingly rocking back and forth in anticipation.

“So,” the captain began, adjusting the translation device cupped around her tympanic membrane. 

“So,” Adri mimicked, nervously. She also wore a translating device. The deckhand who had dumped the female here watched on from a few paces behind. 

“So,” the constant repeated, businesslike. “You’re the human journalist that’s been sending me fanmail for the past five years.”

Adri nodded. “I—yes. That’s me.” The tiniest of smiles formed in the middle of her small, pale face. 

Lik-Jennings nodded back to show she was knowledgeable in human body language and customs. “I see. And now you’re here.”

“I—Well, journalism got boring,” Adri admitted, fiddling with her name tag. Lik-Jennings waited for the female to elaborate, but she did not continue speaking and only gazed off the bow of the ship. The cosmos beyond were an impressive sight. It was the first time Adri wasn’t seeing them from behind the screen of her suite’s window in Geyser Technologies’s production tower.

“…And you’re wanting to become part of the crew? I understood that much from your letters, I think, but co-organizing your own escape and leaping out of a building into the vacuum of space just to be with us…?”

Adri stood up taller. “I’m calling it ‘trying something new,’ but yeah, basically.”

Lik-Jennings was now confused. “What do you mean by ‘trying something new?’ Is that your only reason?” She exchanged glances with her second mate. “You haven’t just escaped from prison? Your parents weren’t murdered by an arch-nemesis? You want to join just like that? Because your old job was ‘boring?’”

The human dipped her head bashfully, but still met the captain’s eyes. The captain knew she would not back down. “Yeah, I guess. Just because.” She looked around again, at all the deckhands watching them. “I read news about you guys all the time, and, well…it seemed…fun?”

Ah, so it was the romantic aspect that was making her do this. Lik-Jennings grinned, or did the equivalent of grinning her own anatomy would allow. “You’re doing it for…‘fun.’ Well. I’ve heard all these crazy stories about your species, but this time I can finally see reason in your endless determination.”

Adri perked up. “Oh, thank god. You don’t think I’m crazy.”

Lik-Jennings shook her head. “Oh, no, I definitely think you’re crazy. All of you Earthlings; you’re in for more than you’re asking for. But that doesn’t stop you from wanting and trying, does it.”

There, again–the tiniest of smiles. “Nope.”

Chat & Nino: The Bromantic Fluffcanon

Some of you may be aware of the classic Marichat trope where Chat Noir starts visiting Marinette and they kiss kiss fall in love.  I’m gonna turn that headcanon on it’s, well, head.  :D

  • something brought him here
  • fate, destiny, a cheese-loving cat…
  • for whatever reason, Chat Noir starts visiting Nino
  • as if Adrien wouldn’t take this opportunity to hang out with his bestie outside of his schedule
  • Nino has a fanboy meltdown
  • because OMG IT’S CHAT NOIR
  • they play video games, trade music they like
  • but something’s missing
  • Nino suggests that they sneak Adrien out of his house to join in their frivolity
  • Chat/Adrien is really touched by this and tears up
  • even though Nino is hanging out with his hero
  • he’s still thinking of his best friend
  • since Plagg doesn’t care either way, Chat tells Nino who he is
  • After staring at him for a minute
  • Nino has ANOTHER fanboy meltdown because his best bud is a superhero 
  • and because he’s also an Adrien fanboy
  • obviously ¬‿¬ 
  • after that, it gets easier for Adrien to sneak away during akuma attacks
  • because his best bud’s his alibi
  • …not that he has anyone to explain it to when Alya and Marinette (and even Chloé) disappear whenever Adrien becomes Chat

Bonus: Chat Noir vs. Chloé Bourgeois

My husband came up with the best one.

  • the Nino thing worked out so well
  • Adrien decides to use Chat to rekindle his friendship with Chloé
  • he knows how she usually reacts to him in this form
  • but he knows her weakness
  • He. Knows.
  • he’s just chilling on her balcony one day
  • and she comes out to see what the hell this idiot wants
  • …and sees the McDonald’s bag
  • they bond over their mutual love of Les Chicken McNuggets

(Technically Dave’s first Ladybug fanart and it’s this. *sigh*)

this is my autumn playlist of some songs ive been obsessing over these rainy days || here

the draw - bastille // not on drugs - tove lo // drown - front porch step // oh death - jen titus // holding on and letting go - ross copperman // so cold - ben cocks // sorry - cloony // all those friendly people - funeral suits // such small hands - la dispute // heaven knows - the pretty reckless // all the small things - blink 182 // scarlet - in this moment // crazy in love (fsog version) - sofia karlberg // 102 (cover) - matty healy // sad girl - lana del rey // youth - daughter // heart out - the 1975 // long way home (live version) - 5sos // fireproof - one direction  // a little death - the neighbourhood

I’d like to propose the headcanon that Nino’s conscience sounds just like Adrien.



Who is the voice of reason for Alya “I will snoop around to find out the identity of the heroes and inevitably have to be saved by said heroes because of this decision”?  Lois Lane.  Obviously. ¬‿¬ 

The Return of WTF Dad

Y’all remember “WTF dad” from this post, right?  Lemme refresh your memory from “Copycat/L'Imposteur”.  Or rather, your memory of his expression:

That looks like a typical nuclear family, right?  Mom, Dad and two kids.  However, earlier in the episode…

Who is the guy with WTF dad’s kid?  And where is his wife and daughter?  Ah!  Over…there…


There goes the mom, but WHERE IS THE LITTLE GIRL?!  Both kids are with her and WTFD later in the day at the museum, so what gives?  I have a theory.  I think the parents are separated, but still friends.  The dad has a new boyfriend.  The mom was dropping off her daughter with her ex and his new beau at the dedication ceremony, and then met up later at the museum to pick her up.  Maybe?  I mean the new guy could be the nanny or something.

But then he’s sweet on his employer judging by that expression :D  Has anyone else seen these background characters in another ep?


Something just occurred to me…they could be brother and sister.  I mean, they do kinda look alike?  

Silent Moments (Part five)

Divorced!Jensen x Reader

Part one, Part two, Part three, Part four

Word count: 3,665

Warnings: SMUT (Dom!Jensen), all the fluffiness, swearing

A/N: I’m so so so sorry it took so long to post this. My life has been crazy hectic. So please enjoy the fluffiness. 

Originally posted by roro-squirreldean

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LB Gets Woke: A Bullet-Point Crack Fic

I told @luciemiddleford​ how I would really like there to be a rival for Chat Noir’s affections in upcoming seasons.  Not like another superhero or akuma, but a normal civilian who notices how freaking awesome this cat is and makes Ladybug have to work for Chat’s affections.  Her reaction was something along the lines of “oh HELL yes” and she planted ideas in my brain, guys.  IDEAS.

I’m not a fanfic writer.  Brytte is, but she refused to turn her ideas into a fic.  Half of the blame for this goes to her.  Maybe 75%….no, no.  68.2%.

Seeing as how this glorious honor has been entrusted to me, you can guess where this is going.  Y’all should know my M O by now.

Chapter 1: The Not-So-Epic Beginning of an Average Relationship

  • Chat Noir and Ladybug Save the Day™
  • LB leaves and a civilian approaches Chat
  • Let’s call her…idk Marie-Suzanne 
  • because she’s French, you see ¬‿¬
  • she doesn’t want an autograph or anything
  • she just wants to make sure he’s ok and thank him for saving her sister
  • she has shoulder-length caramel colored hair with grey eyes that look like twin storm cl–
  • –what?  That’s been done…?
  • crap
  • ummmm….she looks like Jane Q. Public
  • that better?
  • …dammit I should’ve gone with that name…
  • ANYway, Chat is touched that some rando citizen cares about his well being
  • after blushing enough that it’s a miracle he’s still alive, they part ways…for now

The romance(?) continues after the cut…

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