crazy idea i know

OK @darthluminescent , it’s not  Anakin “oh my god I have a cold and I’m probably dying now” Skywalker, but it is more Texts From Anakin. ;) 

Anakin: [text] SNIPS
Ahsoka: omggggg WHAT IS IT NOW MASTER it is 1 am 
Anakin: im just worried what if he doesnt like the chocolate cake 
Ahsoka: you SAID he likes chocolate cake. i have seen him eat chocolate cake. it’s FINE. i’m going to bed now, Master. Please do the same. I’m putting my phone on silent. Goodnight!!

Anakin: pls say u r awake 
Padme: I have an early Senate meeting tomorrow. I care about you, but if this is about that birthday cake again, I am going to have to block your number. 
Padme: Was it about the birthday cake?
Anakin: no but now im not gonna tell u 
Padme: goodnight Ani. I am sure he will like everything you’ve planned. 💕

Anakin: look I am just really really worried about all of this bc it has to be perfect and is that one photo of me i put in his card too much? like i know i look hot but this is a man who gets embarrassed when people kiss on the holonet 
Mace Windu: wrong number skywalker
Mace Windu: and if you ever text me at 2 am again with this ridiculous bullshit i will bust you back down to initiate again 
Anakin: shit sorry 

Anakin: OK no one else is awake so i need ur help: i bought 17 kinds of tea for obiwans birthday do u think that is enough???
Quinlan Vos: Skywalker, the man got a rock for his birthday once, OK? u need to RELAX. He owns like 2 pairs of pants and he’s eaten the exact same breakfast every day for 35+ years. 17 kinds of tea is going to be like Space Mardi Gras for him. Plus he’s gonna be getting it from your pretty self. 
Quinlan Vos: Getting the tea from you, I mean. Of course.
Quinlan Vos: 😏
Anakin: omg why did i seek ur counsel 
Quinlan Vos: hey I’m just a fan 

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Birthday part 10 (CollegePapyrus) END

It’s Sans’ b-day and it seems things are looking as gloomy as always…

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it always confuses me when superman gets drawn burlier than batman. i mean we dance around it but superman is basically super strong due to space magic. he could be a weedy lil string bean and he’d still be able to lift a bus. i’m not saying the muscles don’t help, or that he doesn’t probably have magic space muscles. i’m just saying, all of batman’s strength is muscle-dependant. he has no space magics. in my head he is the more burly of the two just out of necessity. i know he’s kind of got the gymnast thing going on but like. i imagine bruce wayne as more barrel-y and clark kent as more dorito-y. i don’t know why i’m telling you this except that i’m dealing with the realization that this is not the standard assumption.

  • Anakin: Fine. We'll try it your way.
  • Obi-Wan: So glad you agree.
  • Anakin & Obi-Wan: *walk toward alien zombie bug queen*
  • Zombie bugs: *gurgle*
  • Anakin: How did you know they wouldn't just attack us?
  • Obi-Wan: Because I make observations while you just think with your lightsaber.
  • Anakin:
  • Anakin: Did you just make a dick joke?

“…never fall in love with your best friend.”

Honestly the bechdel test is literally the lowest bar possible. Like… wow. Two women. Existing without talking about men. Revolutionary. It’s almost like every movie should be able to pass this test… crazy idea I know

Full moon.

A loud, annoyed growl breaks the quiet of the night as she struggles to get up. Her limbs are shaking, they feel weak, as if they were like jelly. And, after what seems like an eternity, You can finally stand … On all fours.

Huh?

She lowers her head to see what is so wrong right now, and her eyes land on two paws, resting on a tuft of grass. A surprised yap escapes her mouth as she stumbles backward. Once she’s come to a halt -meaning that her butt met the ground once she had tripped over a visible root-, she shakes her head and internally sighs.

It happened again.

Glancing up, You closes her eyes after seeing the moon in her full phase, irked.

The full moon sucks.

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me sleeptalking: mani mani mani (ya)

YO DUDES

((OK, so…I was a bit inspired over that one time everyone designed bootleg Robs but like…I had a crazy idea.))

((Since we don’t really know who is gonna be Rob’s enemy or what do they even look like, wouldn’t it be fun to design a nemesis for Rob? They could be someone Rob hates or just someone who wants to take revenge on him or idk. It’s all just for fun mostly!))

((I’m working on some of my ideas and I’ll post them later but…if anybody else wants to do this, you can come and tag me or something! It could be like and enemysona challenge or idk jksdfkjsdfjk))

anonymous asked:

Nothing serious, just for fun. I don't sure if it possible without ooc) I thought about last names, and since Cody originally doesn't have last name, how about, he writes somewhere (on durapaper?) "Cody Kenobi". He hides it very carefully, because it feels like sacrilege. May be Rex finds it. Rex can't decide if he wants to be Rex Skywalker or Rex Tano)

Rex first notices when they’re on leave, and he’s completely sure Cody hadn’t meant for him to hear it. 

Corellia has more than its fair share of bars and pleasurable corners compared to the rest of the galaxy; it’s a place where you meet people, where names either don’t matter, in the heat of a brief moment, or you commit them to heart for the purposes of getting ahead of the need for a future act of revenge. It’s also one of the few places where Rex has been made uneasy at the simplicity of his own name: it’s not that he has any doubts of his ownership of it, or the way it suits him - but sometimes it doesn’t seem like quite enough, here. Not enough to be remembered by, perhaps, or at the very least, not enough to be tracked down by, to be recognized by or to be of complete use.

In this context, Cody’s solution seems - at first - helpful, and little more. It’s only when he’s thinking about it later that he realizes just how entirely shocking it is.

Cody Kenobi, he’d said, warily polite, as he looked down to make sure the very friendly Togruta who had sidled up to them wasn’t picking either of their pockets while she treated them to her brilliant smile. How about you?

They’re back on their transport up to the fleet before Rex gets around to asking about it, having already spent a lot of time wondering how on earth Cody had squared it with what he knew to be an unerring instinct for regulation and respect - despite the fact that damn, it had sounded so right

To his unease, though not necessarily to his surprise, Cody actually looked stricken; he spent a moment with his jaw locked and a flush slowly spreading under his cheekbones before he managed to look away from Rex and affect a sort of shrug. “Didn’t realize you’d heard that.”

“How long have you been using it?”

“A few months.” He was relaxing now, thankfully, now that he could see Rex’s curiosity and nothing of disapproval. “Since Rattatak.”

He doesn’t need to say why. Something to remember them by, Rex thinks, running through his mental catalogue of tattoos and etchings and decals. 

What he says, in the end, is: “It suits you.”

“Yeah?” Cody says, and he’s almost smiling, now, taking on that familiar aspect of personhood as recognized. “Thanks. You tell anyone else, I’ll kill you.”

“Yes, sir,” Rex snorted, and then leaned in with a grin. “Though hey, maybe you can offer me some advice - should I pick Skywalker or Tano?”

“The gods help you either way,” is all Cody can apparently say to that, wryly, and Rex, laughing, can’t but agree.

“A Space Tail”

A late, late, late entry for Phanniemay Day 15, ‘Sci-Fi.’ Predictably, here’s some Space Au Danielle.

Space did funny things to people. 

Then again, people did funny things in space. Strapping themselves to rockets and blasting themselves across the big empty. Even though everything they were was tailor-made from millions of years of evolution for one tiny world, they still had to ride off to all the other ones. Transplant themselves to a foreign body that would always reject them. It tended to make people a little crazy.

Dani could sympathize. Everything down to her blood and her bones endlessly craved a place that wasn’t, anymore. Always a mismatch. Never a someplace that ever clicked into her incompatible links.

Space stations were the real dens of crazy. Built to accommodate everyone and succeeding with nobody. Gravity too high or too low, never the right temperature, finicky air composition. A place with dozens of different species, nationalities, clades, gangs, and corporates like a box of mismatched pieces. The bad edges crushed together.  

Not a single sentient belonged there, Dani especially. She was okay with it. The bar was offering half-off drinks for gals and gal-identifying.

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Welcome to the next installment of How to Succeed in Stuff Without Really Trying (English and History Editions). Like always the “without really trying” part is kind of a disclaimer, but here’s some helpful tricks for math.

1. Do Your Homework

I know it’s a crazy idea, but you would not believe the amount of people I know who constantly make their math homework the lowest priority. If you teacher does assign homework, it’s like a test after every class. You can tell exactly what you got in their teaching and what fell through the cracks. If there’s something you don’t understand from the homework, you can get extra attention in that area then find more practice with that specific problem type. Homework allows you to apply what you just learned by yourself. Bottom line: do the homework; it can only help you.

2. Practice

Practice, practice, then practice again. You know that what you learn in class is going to be on your exam in some way, and sharpening your skills will only make you better. Personally, I like to do the homework first and gauge where I’m at. Then I go back through my textbook and find more practice for the problems I was a little shaky on. Also teachers are notorious for taking problems from the book (or similar ones at least) and putting them on the test, so you’ll know how to tackle that problem when you see it.

3. Memorize What You Need To In Advance

I just finished with trig and definitely saw first hand the affects of memorization techniques. Memorizing a formula the night before the test or 5 minutes before the test is not too effective, especially long-term. Studying formulas along the way, while no one wants to do it, is the best way to ingrain them into your memory. Also studying them over a longer period of time will help you when you have to come up with that formula several weeks or months later on a test, final, or in any problem you’re doing. Lastly, the more practice problems you do, the more often you will be forced to recall and use formulas you learned.

4. Find a Soundtrack

One of the reasons I enjoy doing math is because I don’t have to read much, which allows me to listen to whatever music I want to without being distracted like I would be reading a book, history studying, etc. What you listen to varies significantly from person to person (like some people can deal with lyrics and others can’t). Find something you like to listen to, whether it’s the same as what you normally listen to or something new; I think music helps math seem less boring. If you’re one of those people who don’t like lyrical music, I recommend violin or other classic instrument covers (Vitamin String Quartet is my fave), also video game soundtracks are designed to make you focus so check those out too.

5. Use Your Resources

This goes hand and hand with practicing, finding supplemental material to review. Finding extra practice problems to watching helpful videos especially helps me gain a further understanding and be more prepared for the exam. Also joining study groups (both in real life and online) is super helpful to get another perspective to solving difficult problems.

6. Don’t Be Afraid To Ask For Help

Math is cumulative, so odds are something you are doing now that you don’t understand is gonna come back. Therefore, its super important to ask for help when you’re stuck or don’t understand something. I would first recommend asking you teacher if possible because they have the most familiarity with the subject. If can’t/don’t want to ask your teacher, visit your school’s tutoring center if possible.

If Sector V watched Steven Universe

Their favorite characters would be:

Numbuh 1: Pearl. Even if she´s not a leader as he would normally choose, she´s smart, SOOPER organized, perfectionist and has paranoid tendencies. A lot to relate to, really.

Numbuh 2: a tie between Steven and Peridot. I´m sure he would love Steven´s fun personality and his diplomacy, plus he kinda comes up with crazy ideas and… I don´t know, there´s something in the way he thinks that I also find in Hoagie. Peridot would be b/c of her technology and design; she´s intelligent, interesting and is a funny character for him.

Numbuh 3: Steven! This is an obvious one for me. She loves the fact that he sees the good in everyone. He´s innocent. They both love peace. Also they share a lot of likes and dislikes, and just look at his personality, numbuh 3 would find a perfect friend to be with!

Numbuh 4: Amethyst. Freaking rebels! they both love disorder and mess, they enjoy violent stuff and act as if they don´t worry about anything (even thought we know that´s not entirely true).

Numbuh 5: Garnet.

Do I REALLY HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE?! DO I?!

Just look at the freking picture, here! Everything about them is really similar and numbuh 5 loves characters that she can identify with. (When I first watched SU and saw Garnet, my first thought was Abby, I even say “the numbuh 5″ of the show when refering to SU with a person who doesn´t know the show). Abby would probably love her style, her intelligence, her balance, her strenght. She is the character everyone can trust to do the hard job and suceed. Plus, I think numbuh 5 would admire the relationship between Ruby and Saphire, I don´t know, Abby seems like the kind of person who would think it´s more interesting watching healthy stable relationships than any other, specially b/c of her personality mixed with characters outside sector V, like her sister and Heinrich. She would totally be like “yep, relationship goals. It´s not that hard, see?”.

Crazy idea for a Carry On Au

So guys- I know this is a bit out there, but imagine an au where that the mage never gained power and performed the spell on Lucy. Simon grows up being raised by his mother after she leaves Davy, Simon never develops his speech issues because he was actually spoken to as a child by a loving parent, and Baz is human and Natasha doesn’t die. Simon and Baz are raised around each other because Lucy and Natasha are in the same social circles and decide to have their sons be friends. Also, Mitali and Lucy stay best friends so Penny is included in the bunch and the three of them are happy little babes together and add Agatha to their group once they go to Watford. No one loses their magic and everyone is happy. Agatha still goes off to join the normals because that’s what she was meant to do and Snowbaz happens earlier in their lives because they never had to suffer

Imagine :))))

anonymous asked:

I know that the Goku debate is a can of worms right now, I wonder. What if is actually intentional? That the writers plan to give Goku's character a different perpective, as a way to develope his character, or something like that, and that at one point in the arc someone call him out for it and that Goku would be very guilty about it. It's probably a crazy idea, but who knows.

That’s what I’m thinking about, too. How much of this is intentional set-up for a character arc/big revelation later down the track? The fact they’re hammering it in so much makes me think it is intentional.

I feel like the Haikyuu anime is trying to rebel against Furudate about Yamaguchi’s sexuality.

First you have the manga:

And then you have the anime:

All is the same right?

Well then you have:

And then this shirt:

Well maybe they just don’t want to be straight from the manga…