crazy game ever

Sci finally finishes "Professor Layton and the Azran Legacy"
  • Me: (half an hour from the resolution) Okay, this... Almost makes sense...
  • Me: (fifteen minutes from resolution) Now, wait just a goddamn minute.
  • Me: (five minutes from resolution) OH NOW I KNOW YOU'RE JUST PULLING STUFF OUT OF YOUR ASS THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS IS ANYTHING MORE THAN BADLY TRANSLATED FANFIC DONE BY SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT 'MIRACLE MASK' WAS TOO DOWN TO EARTH AND REALISTIC.
  • Me: (post resolution) You know what, I... I don't even know what just happened here, but you know what? I have played these games. I have dealt with your secret families and faked deaths and robot people and Descolle having the ability to mold his facial features and clothes like he's goddamn Mystique over here and how the hell does Layton know how to sword fight anyway and MORE faked deaths and real deaths and double faked deaths and fake marriages and fake CITIES and betrayals and more betrayals and spies and three cops in the entire country and half of them are fake robot spies who are evil geniuses in disguise. I HAVE PLAYED YOUR GAMES AND I HAVE DRUNK YOUR KOOL-AID. All these mysteries, all these fake resolutions, all this insanity, and there is just one question I want answered.
  • Game: (polite Layton tones) Yes?"
  • Me: Why do Luke's parents allow him to wander the world with this freak in a top hat. This game has the absolute worst parents. Really.
  • Game: Well-
  • Me: Never mind, I wonder if there's going to be another one, I need my puzzle fix, and there's no way it can get any stupider or crazier.
  • Wikipedia: Another game, titled Layton 7 (レイトンセブン Reiton Sebun?), has been announced for iOS, Android and Nintendo 3DS, sporting a rather different style from its predecessors. This will be the first Professor Layton game to lack Layton himself; instead, there are seven other player-characters, including a zombie, a taxi driver, and a dog.
  • Me: (Closes 3DS)
  • Me: (wanders away)
10

Bellamy Blake/Robb Stark + Parallels

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I DON’T CARE HOW COOL YOUR TEACHERS IS. MY ENGLISH TEACHER DRESSED UP AS EFFIE FREAKING TRINKET FOR BOOK WEEK AND I THINK SHE DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB WITH JUST TUTUS AND A WIG. AND MY FRIENDS ARE TRYING TO REENACT THE “I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE” SCENE.