crazy for johnny

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West Covina Nine-Nine 

Some familiar Crazy Ex Girlfriend guest stars showed up on the Brooklyn Nine-Nine season 4 finale

NCT 127 as shit the 99+ liners gc said

Taeil: I survived work!!!!! Without killing anyone!!!!

 Johnny: MENTALLY HOING LIKE CRAZY AF

Taeyong: AND BY GOD I MEAN WINWIN 

Yuta: WINWIN MY HEAT 

Doyoung: TWEET TWEET U FUCK NUGGET 

Jaehyun: YOU DID HAVE TO ARCHIVE MY HOENESS THOUGH 

Winwin: What the actual ever living fuck did I return to 

Mark: I have the emotional capacity of a walnut 

Haechan: ur face. I like that shit.

( The main providers of these lines are @the-untalented-teenager  @northofus @feather-blades  and @quantumowl

100 JALLY HEADCANONS

It’s done it’s finally done after like a month now
These are all romantic/platonic. …mostly
1. Dally lets johnny stay with him at bucks or where ever hes at when its cold out and he cant go home 
2. They go on day long car rides literally anywheres, sometimes with company like steve or pony
3. When no ones looking johnny locks his arm around dallys.
4. Dally lets out angry murmurs and acts tough until he realizes no ones looking.
5. Johnny can tell when dallys in a bad almost immediately when he comes into a room, he doesn’t even have to look at him. just the sound of the way he’s walking or his voice tone.
6. Sometimes when they’re out (or even at the curtis’s kitchen table) dally will put his hand on johnny’s leg. not in a sexual way almost to make sure like he’s there. 
7. When they don’t have to do anything or are just being lazy johnny will lay on top of dally and the two will stay like that for as long as possible.
8. Dally CRAVES being kissed when they’re not in public.
9. Johnny wears dallys jacket when there out really late at night or when he cant find his shirt in the morning.
10. Dally says he doesn’t care that much but does.he highkey does.
11. Dally holds johnny really close at night but doesn’t refuses to admit to it when johnny mentions it.
12. Whenever dally wont wake up, the gang usual send johnny off to fall on him because they know johnny will be the one that dally gets the least mad at.
13. Darry once woke up to find johnny and dally sprawled out on their couch asleep.
14. Johnny and two-bit talk a lot about dally.
15. Johnny lowkey dances in the car and dally makes fun of him.
16. Dally sings in the shower. Johnny sits outside the door giggling his ass off.
17. Dally will quietly share his food with johnny but snap at anyone who calls him out on it.
18. Pony saw johnny and dally kiss, told darry, soda overheard and told steve, steve told two-bit, two-bit already knew.
19. Whenever johnny and dally do kiss, dally really really enjoys it and freaks out a little.
20. You can also tell when they kiss because dally becomes a smidge nicer.
21. Sometimes they flirt with girls and see who can get the most numbers.
22. they rough house A LOT
23. Dallys father was friends with a guy who dally really took to and when he thinks about johnny kinda looks like him.
24. Johnny stays up with dally after brawls or just to listen to his drunk rambling.
25. Dally once called johnny “babe” in front of the gang and everyone went BALLISTIC from dally showing any lovey dovey emotion.
26. Johnny likes to talk dally at night when there laying in bed. He doesn’t think dallys listening but he is.
27. Johnny thinks dallys tattoo is hot as all hell
28. Dally ruffles johnnys hair to piss him off.
29. Dally once thought he lost johnny walking down the street but it turns out he was at the end of the block playing with a dog that was tied on. 
30. They make out on a regular basis. Specifically in a car.
31. Johnny dies a little on the inside whenever dally says he hates kids and everyone notices except dally. 
32. Dally and johnnys dad got into a big physical  fight and the only thing that stopped him from stabbing him was small ol johnny clinging to his arm trying to stop him while wailing not to “kill him”.
33. Whenever dally gets put in jail johnny stresses out a little but doesn’t tell anyone.
34. Skyrim!AU: Johnny and dally met because someone had a contract on dally. Dally almost beat the shit out of johnny.
35. They both take care of what started out as a puppy but became a huge rottweiler.
36. They like to scare the shit out of socs at night.
37. When they were younger dally and johnny used to babysit pony together with two-bit
38. When two-bit was drunk and pony was bored they banded together to make shitty fanart of johnny and dally
39.Myth!AU: whenever winter rolls around johnny gets kinda anxious around dally because he scared he might actually eat him, no matter how many times dally reassures him he wont 
40. Dally and johnny share cigarettes and when i mean share i dont mean individual cigarettes i mean dally will smoke one half then pass the rest of the cigarette to johnny to finish.
41. They both make fun of pony whenever he has a crush on someone.
42. They back talk each other on a daily basis but it never really turns into a full fledge fight  
43. Johnnys favourite position when it comes to ‘cuddling’ with dally and with head in the crook of dallys neck and half hugging him.
44. Dallys not so great at being being intimate in a non sexual way but he is trying his best.
45. After johnny got beat up dally would hold him at night and tell him how much he loved him.
46. Johnny tries to spoon dally and ends up looking like a backpack.
47. Johnny gets frequent nightmare and when he has one, (if he doesnt wake up) it usually wakes up dally who just runs his hand through his hair until it passes.
48. Dally constantly feels bad because he doesnt know how to be ‘nice’ .
49.Dally tugs on johnnys bottom lip when they kiss. 
50. Dally surprisingly gives good hugs. 
51. Whenever he walks past dally slaps Johnnys ass.
52. One time he didnt realize how far away he was and tried to get his ass and ended up falling out of a barstool
53. They both make a tag team when theyre in a fight. 
54. Johnny swears in spanish and it drives dally up the wall.
55. When they first slept in the same bed, dally woke up before johnny and forgot that johnny was there so he almost crushed him.
56. Johnny loves the smell of dallys jacket.
57. Even though dally could have a black eye,smell like alcohol and cigarette smoke, being bleeding all over the place and have the meanest expression johnny usually feels safest with him.
58. Johnny screamed dallys name while being beat up.
59. Johnny gets scared at horror movies but trys to play it off, dally can usually tell and sneaks an arm around his back.
60. Dally gets sick a lot and johnny has no clue what to do so he just takes him to darry.
61. When he’s hungover dally gives really sloppy kisses.
62 . someone thought Johnny was dallys son.
63. They once helped pony ask a girl out.
64. Soda teases the shit out of dally and asks him probing question about weird personal topics.
65. Dally will lick Johnny’s cheek to get him riled up and pissy.
66. Johnnys become almost numb to when dally yells because he’s that used to it.
67. When before he used to flinch everytime dally raised his voice. Now he only does when it’s specifically directed at him.
68. When dally gets in a dangerous mood Johnny will say some stuff in his ear and it eases him up a bit. The gangs been mystified by this for a while.
69. They both know they’re boundaries with each other even though dally likes to push his.
70. When dally was with tim and some of his gang they noticed that his jacket smelled like Johnny. After the relentless snarky comments dally got Johnny his own jacket.
71. Dally met Johnny because he was being picked on by some socs.
72. They both lay next to each other while dally talks about new York.
73. Myth AU!: Johnny likes to feel dallys scales. Dally finds it annoying.
74. Everyone knows somethings up when dally calls Johnny 'johnnycakes’ all day whether it be because they were in a disagreement earlier or that he was getting laid no one really knows.
75. Johnny can actually be very dominant depending on the situation.
76. MythAU!: Johnny lays on dallys tail and let’s him just drag him around. Dally finds this more annoying then the scale touching.
77. When dally first tried to flirt with johnny he had no idea what was happening and why dally was being nicer then usual. Two-bit had to explain it.
78. Dallas is a huge jerk but can be really faithful.
79. dally once said “nah johnnys to innocent for that.” While Johnny was sitting next to him thinking about the most kinky things.
80.dally once thought of leaving and going back to new York. He asked Johnny if he wanted to come but he said he didn’t want to leave the gang or his parents. Dally ended up staying put.
81. Johnny helps Dallas around when he’s staggering it could be from a fight or from drinking to much.
82. Dallas puts on the most dopey grin whenever johnny laughs.
83. Johnny once sat in the car for 4 hours driving around and listening to dally ranting.
84. After they died they just spent most of their time around the burned down church waiting for the rest of the gang to show up.
85. Johnny was always super jealous of Sylvia but they actually got along great. Even when she and dally broke up.
86.  Johnny actually made the first move because he got really frustrated.
87. SkyrimAU!: Johnny and dally hated each other’s guts until two-bit and soda stepped in and got them to actually talk to each other, other then spitting insults back and forward.
88. At the time when dally met Johnny he was usually with tim and his gang but after johnny he got attached to the gang.
89. Johnny has scars on his back from his father and whenever dally sees them he gets a pit in his stomach.
90. Dally hates himself for not being able to protect Johnny when he got beat up.
91. Buck started getting suspicious about them because dally kept bringing  Johnny over to sleep with him.
92. Once Johnny broke down and dally got so stressed out because he didn’t know what to do so they ended up being two sobbing messes holding each other sitting on the curb.
93. Dally still puts up a tough act but one look from Johnny and he has to keep himself from melting.
94. Johnnys a lot shorter then dally so he likes of pat his head.
95. He also picks him up from the underarms and carrys him around (Johnny has punched/kicked people while this was happening).
96. When they rough house it usually gets really intense and either goes a really good nice way if ya catch my drift or someone loses a tooth….it doesn’t have to be either of their teeth just..anyone’s.
97. Johnny fondles with dallys necklace to help sleep.
98. When it gets really loud at bucks and they can’t sleep they either hike it over to the Curtis’s or sleep in a car.
99. They try to sit close to each other but not to close when they go out with pony to movies. The best position they got is dally sitting behind Johnny and him being up against legs or chest. Sometimes dally sneaks an arm around Johnnys waist.
100. Johnnys a power bottom byee

anonymous asked:

Could you please do a Friends to Lovers for Ten? I really love the way you write NCT and I feel like you should write more for them! Love you mom, thanks bye!!!

it’s been some time since ive written for nct,,,but ten’s solo is amazing!!! here is some cute friends-to-lovers ten!!!!

  • you guys grew up as best friends in your highschool but when college came around,,,,ten moved to another city for university 
  • and like you know that that uni is his DREAM school and so ofc you did nothing but support him,,,,,,,,but the fear of becoming distant did kind of haunt you,,,,,
  • luckily tho ten would always text you and snapchat you and one weekend even invited you to come up and visit him on campus!!! which you agreed to because in all honesty you missed seeing ten in person
  • with his shining smile,,, vibrant personality,,,,you just missed being around his positive aura
  • and when you got to his dorm you quickly realized aLOT of people fell the same way
  • like ten had told you he’d take you on a tour of the campus (after hugging you for a straight 15 minutes and maybe JUST MAYBE shedding a tear or two) but the second you stepped out of his room
  • like five people greeted him??? the random person in the elevator did a handshake with him???? you guys weren’t even halfway through the quad and someone came up to ten to invite him to a party while another person told him they’d love to have him audition for this role in an upcoming play
  • and you could understand his popularity easily,,,,,,ten is an amazing person
  • but with every new friend that came up to him,,,,,,,,subconsciously you began to worry your best friend,,,,,,,might find someone better than you at this uni
  • but when ten turns to you, big smile on his face and he’s like “i really like it here!!!! the only thing that’s missing is that you’re not here with me!!!”
  • you can only grin back and go “yeah!! im happy for you, i really am!!”
  • and for the rest of the day you two hangout,,,, people coming and going to talk to ten and sometimes,,,it kind of felt like you were the odd one out,,,,,,
  • which is why when ten introduces you to his roommate johnny and says he needs to run out real quick to go get some notes from another person
  • you sit there in ten’s dorm, toying with the bracelet on your hand that ten gave you when he left,,,,,,,
  • when suddenly johnny clears his throat and you look up and he’s like “is everything ok??” and you shrug and you’re like “yeah,,,,,it’s fine,,,,,”
  • but johnny doesn’t seem to be buying it and he’s like “you know,,,,,,ten talks about you a lot. you probably feel awkward with me because you don’t know me at all,,,,,,,but ten has blabbed about you so much i feel like i personally know you???”
  • and you kind of sit up and you’re like ??? oh what has he said???
  • and johnny is like “well i know you guys both like the same music, apparently you met when you dance battled to a shinee song, you were there when ten got his 3rd ear piercing and then all the other ones, and you once helped him get noodles out of his hair after he fell asleep with his face in a bowl of ramen?”
  • and you can’t help but laugh because,,,,,,all of those are memories of you and ten,,,,,,,,dear memories that you always remember,,,,,and hearing that ten remembers too,,,,,,
  • it just makes you feel good
  • but johnny kind of shifts on his own bed and is like “not to be,,,,,,,noisy but can i ask you something?”
  • and you’re like sure??? and johnny is like “well im wondering,,,,,,,are you guys really just friends? the way ten talks about you,,,,,,,is special.”
  • and you’re taken back because?? special??? you ask johnny what he means and he’s like “sometimes when ten tells me about you,,,,,he gets really caught up in describing you,,,,,i think he’s told me that you’ve got eyes prettier than the stars like three hundred times and tbh friends don’t usually talk like that about other friends.”
  • and you’re at a loss for words because,,,,,,ten,,,,,ten talks about you like that,,,,,,,
  • but before you can ask johnny again ten comes back and jokingly goes “you didn’t tell them anything crazy right johnny???” and johnny grins but you’re sitting there,,,looking down at your hands,,,,,
  • and ten asks if everything is good and you force yourself to smile and nod
  • but that night,,,,,as you’re getting ready to head back home and ten is trying to pester you into staying overnight,,,,,,even saying he’ll sacrifice himself and sleep on the floor so you can have his bed
  • you look at ten’s hands that are holding yours,,,,,holding yours comfortably because you guys are best friends,,,,,,this is normal
  • but whys your heart beating??? and why can’t you think straight when you look at his face because instead of his words you can only focus on his pretty lips????
  • and you know once you leave you might not see ten for a long time so you suddenly drop your hands from his and ten stops talking and you swallow your fear and go “ten,,,,before i leave,,,,,,i want to know ,,,,are we just friends?”
  • and ten blinks, looking at you and he’s like “,,,,,,,we’re best friends?” and you’re like “is,,,,is that it?” and ten’s cheery, bright face suddenly turns serious and you look up into his dark eyes and he goes “do you want to be something more?”
  • and you’ve never asked yourself that,,,,,,do you want to be something more to ten,,,,,,but you two have been through so much and maybe the thought of him finding a new best friend was really just a cover up for him falling in love,,,,,,,and not with you
  • and you nod slowly,,,,,because you do want to be something more and suddenly ten’s warm palm is on your cheek and he’s leaning in and you can smell the familiar scent that always lingers from ten
  • and with a small whisper he says “me too.” and then you can’t believe it,,,,but ten is kissing you,,,,,,your best friend is kissing you,,,,,,
  • and it’s a kiss that makes you melt at your knees and you want to live in this moment forever because,,,,,you’ve waited so long for it
  • and when you pull back, ten’s hands pulling you toward him by the waist, smiling as he fixes your hair and you don’t even have to ask him because ten goes 
  • “you’re the only one for me. even if we’re apart, it’s always going to be you.” 

“You can run on for a long time

Run on for a long time

Run on for a long time

Sooner or later

God’ll cut you down…”