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“Deciding whether Lady Smallwood’s first name should be Elizabeth or Alicia is hard, but not as hard as my cock.”

Condoms and Crazy Grandmas !!!
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b></b> I always thought Draco to be thin, I mean not thin-thin but you know muscular and lanky.<p/><b></b> So imagine in some weird AU, Hermione has this crazy-no-filter-says-whatever-that-comes-to-her-mind Grandma.<p/><b></b> Then one day Hermione brings around Draco to meet with her.<p/><b>Hermione:</b> hey, Grandma. This my boyfriend, Draco.<p/><b>Draco:</b> it's a pleasure meeting you ma'am.<p/><b>Grandma:</b> Humph! No one calls me ma'am except those policemen who caught me while I was doing an eighty with a bottle of Vodka. So call me Grandma.<p/><b>Hermione:</b> Grandma! When the hell did this happen?<p/><b>Grandma:</b> Gah! Come off it, Missy. There was still half a bottle of Vodka left. I even said I could share it with them.<p/><b>Draco:</b> ...<p/><b>Grandma:</b> And look at your boyfriend.<p/><b>Hermione:</b> What? What's wrong with him?<p/><b>Grandma:</b> He should eat more. He is so skinny, I think a condom would pop right off him.<p/><b>Hermione:</b> GRANDMA!!! YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT!!!<p/><b>Grandma:</b> well, it's true. Better make him wear two. Just in case.<p/><b>Draco:</b> ...<p/><b>Hermione:</b> ...<p/><b>Grandma:</b> what??? I don't want to babysit those blonde great grand babies yet. I am still young for all that shit.<p/><b></b> ...<p/><b></b> ...<p/><b>Draco:</b> *mumbles*You know that I don't need two?<p/><b>Hermione:</b> *sighs* I know babe. I know.<p/></p><p/></p>
  • <p> <b>GD:</b> Yo welcome MTV this is my crib!<p/><b>Narrator:</b> The leader of kpop band big bang, g daragon, lives in the well known Gangnam district of Seoul. His apartment is huge, up high and reflects the extravagant lifestyle of the Rapper, Singer and Songwriter.<p/><b>GD:</b> This is a painting i also put into my exhibition in 2015. it's really something i think represents me and my thoughts.<p/><b></b> -weird camera views and even weirder cuts follow with crazy color-filters-<p/><b>GD:</b> This is my room i like to call the 'calm me down' zone. Usually you can find a Seungri in here. Look, over there. He's playing LEGO. I bought him the new Star Wars set. He loves the x fighters. He's so cute, isn't he?? Ha. I feel good now.<p/><b>Seungri:</b> *waves in the blurred background*<p/><b>GD:</b> *smiles into camera* ( ´∀`)<p/></p>