crazy cat lady kei

Karasuno pet headcanons
  • Daichi is totally a dog person
  • He starts out with one dog but somehow ends up with like 4 later on in his life
  • Suga is low-key like one of those crazy cat ladies
  • he owns two cats and loves them to death
  • they kinda destroy his stuff but he loves them because he is a mom and a mom loves all of her (his?) children
  • Asahi’s dog is way more energetic than he is
  • Probably has something friendly like a golden retriever
  • It’s the kind of dog that thinks it’s a small dog when it’s not
  • Likes to just lay on Asahi’s lap sometimes
  • Doesn’t bark all that much but it scares the daylights out of Asahi when it does
  • Noya came over to Asahi’s place once and he got bowled over by the dog and boom. best friends forever
  • Nishinoya has something small and enthusiastic and full of energy, just like him
  • It’s the kind of dog that thinks it’s a big dog when it’s not
  • Will defend Noya until the end of time even though it doesn’t even come up to his knees
  • Is the only thing on the planet that has more energy than Noya
  • I feel like Tanaka would have something big like a Siberian husky
  • Both of them are always loud and boisterous
  • never ever let Tanaka and Noya bring their dogs to the same place
  • Ennoshita has one dog and one cat but it works out fine
  • His dog is pretty chill overall
  • Enjoys walks and the occasional game of fetch
  • His cat is about as polite as cats get tbh
  • However the cat is super fluffy and leaves hair everywhere
  • It is also shy around most people and has the cutest kitten meow (despite being a full-grown cat)
  • Kageyama has a cat but he is the only one that’s ever seen it
  • Hinata is astonished when Kageyama walks out of his bedroom holding a black cat
  • Hinata’s family has no pets (but it does have Natsu, which covers most of the same things)
  • Let’s be honest here. Tsukishima has one of those cats who hates everyone and everything except him
  • It’s golden and kind of fluffy but don’t let appearances fool you
  • that cat will hiss at everything. Tsukki is the only one that can touch it
  • Tsukki is deeply hurt when the cat allows Yamaguchi to pick it up
  • Yams doesn’t have any pets but enjoys Tsukishima’s devil cat

Bonus: Tsukishima is allergic to dogs but doesn’t find out until Daichi hosts some team bonding event.

“Tsukki, are you okay?”

(with a fistful of tissues in his hand) “Yeah, why?”

“You haven’t stopped sneezing for the past 20 minutes”

A Full List of The KND codes to Put into Rainbow Monkey
Including The response
"key"       : "numbuh 0","response"  : "unknown"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 1",
"response"  : "trial pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 2",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 3",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 4",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 5",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 274",
"response"  : "captured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 362",
"response"  : "fugitive: search underway"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 13",
"response"  : "seriously?"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 86",
"response"  : "ease up, girl"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 12",
"response"  : "traitor"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh t",
"response"  : "currently seeking justice"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh infinity",
"response"  : "earth missioned completed"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 11ty billion",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh eleventy billion",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 9 numbuh 9 numbuh 9",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 60",
"response"  : "fugitive: presumed dangerous"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 10",
"response"  : "hawt"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 11",
"response"  : "captured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 6",
"response"  : "presumed smelly"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 19th century",
"response"  : "needs to get with the times"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 74.239",
"response"  : "earth mission completed"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 101",
"response"  : "fanboy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 275",
"response"  : "awesome"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 440",
"response"  : "decommissioning questionable"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 363",
"response"  : "creep"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh VO5",
"response"  : "great hair"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. warburton",
"response"  : "dork"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr warburton",
"response"  : "dork"
},
{ 
"key"       : "delightful children from down the lane",
"response"  : "classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 9",
"response"  : "highly dangerous"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .5",
"response"  : "real name: constance"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .4",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .3",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .2",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .1",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh $1.50 an hour",
"response"  : "the g:knd hates lawyers"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 20/20",
"response"  : "needs new glasses"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh one love",
"response"  : "irie, mon"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 85",
"response"  : "still has a bad haircut"
},
{ 
"key"       : "father",
"response"  : "DANGER DANGER DANGER"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuhless",
"response"  : "decommissioning questionable"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 999",
"response"  : "unknown"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 8675309",
"response"  : "rockin'"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 30C",
"response"  : "brrrrrrrrrrr"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 44a",
"response"  : "twin planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 44b",
"response"  : "twin planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 48 flavors",
"response"  : "delicious"
},
{ 
"key"       : "lizzie devine",
"response"  : "earth mission complete"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh aleph zero",
"response"  : "://error-- <hack> del--"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 84",
"response"  : "cool"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 83",
"response"  : "do not make mad"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 100",
"response"  : "decommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "cartoon network",
"response"  : "needs the g:knd"
},
{ 
"key"       : "rainbow monkeys",
"response"  : "oh, so very round and sooper chunky"
},
{ 
"key"       : "count spankulot",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: ouch"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 10 speed",
"response"  : "undergoing testing"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 35",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 65.3",
"response"  : "like SO annoying"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 20,000",
"response"  : "that kid is nuts"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 20000",
"response"  : "that kid is nuts"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh ezekiel",
"response"  : "at treehouse raising"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh rebecca",
"response"  : "currently churning butter"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh jebediah",
"response"  : "hiding videogames under his bed"
},
{ 
"key"       : "the steve",
"response"  : "cool... yet dangerous"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. boss",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: bossy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "toiletnator",
"response"  : "like, what-EVER"
},
{ 
"key"       : "stickybeard",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: saccharine"
},
{ 
"key"       : "knightbrace",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: cavity prone"
},
{ 
"key"       : "common cold",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: gross"
},
{ 
"key"       : "gramma stuffum",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: putrid"
},
{ 
"key"       : "crazy old cat lady",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: smells like cat pee"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. wink",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: creepy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. fibb",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: creepy x2"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. fizz",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: sodaholic"
},
{ 
"key"       : "chester",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: money hungry"
},
{ 
"key"       : "cuppa joe",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: caffeinated"
},
{ 
"key"       : "miss goodwall",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: n/a"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. mogul",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: bumbling"
},
{ 
"key"       : "nurse claiborne",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: devious"
},
{
"key"       : "ghost ship",
"response"  : "totally real"
},
{ 
"key"       : "potty mouth",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: %$@&*@!"
},
{ 
"key"       : "professor xxxl",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: ridiculuth"
},
{ 
"key"       : "robin food",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: hammy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "soccer mom",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: kicky"
},
{ 
"key"       : "the great puttinksi",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: par"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mushi sanban",
"response"  : "that kid is nuts"
},
{ 
"key"       : "KND",
"response"  : "rules"
},
{ 
"key"       : "kids next door",
"response"  : "rules"
},
{ 
"key"       : "adulthood",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "adults",
"response"  : "are a dangerous disease"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mo willems",
"response"  : "must not drive the bus"
},
{ 
"key"       : "grown ups",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "g:knd",
"response"  : "rules the universe"
},
{ 
"key"       : "teenagers",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "teens",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "curious pictures",
"response"  : "decommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "ben diskin",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "cree summer",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "dee bradley baker",
"response"  : "voice decommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "lauren tom",
"response"  : "voice decommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "guy moore",
"response"  : "storyboard mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "dave wittenberg",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "jason harris",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "jennifer hale",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "lou esposito",
"response"  : "SFX mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "dave courter",
"response"  : "editing mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "rob eberhardt",
"response"  : "web design mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "steve rucker",
"response"  : "musical mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "david guerrero",
"response"  : "audio mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "fuck",
"response"  : "you watch your mouth"
},
{ 
"key"       : "fuck you",
"response"  : "you watch your mouth"
},
{ 
"key"       : "shit",
"response"  : "you’re not very nice"
},
{ 
"key"       : "penis",
"response"  : "what? why-- ew GROSS!"
},
{ 
"key"       : "splinter cell",
"response"  : "there is no splinter cell"
RAINBOWMONKEYS.COM HAS BEEN UPDATED

It includes Grey DesLisle Dee Bradley Baker and Lauren Tom as Emergency recommissioned.

function focusInputBox() {
  $("#secretWord").focus();
}

function codesJSON() {
  return {
    "password"  : "galactic",
    "keys" : 
    [
      { 
"key"       : "numbuh 0",
"response"  : "unknown"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 1",
"response"  : "trial pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 2",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 3",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 4",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 5",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 274",
"response"  : "captured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 362",
"response"  : "fugitive: search underway"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 13",
"response"  : "seriously?"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 86",
"response"  : "ease up, girl"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 12",
"response"  : "traitor"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh t",
"response"  : "currently seeking justice"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh infinity",
"response"  : "earth missioned completed"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 11ty billion",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh eleventy billion",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 9 numbuh 9 numbuh 9",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 60",
"response"  : "fugitive: presumed dangerous"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 10",
"response"  : "hawt"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 11",
"response"  : "captured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 6",
"response"  : "presumed smelly"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 19th century",
"response"  : "needs to get with the times"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 74.239",
"response"  : "earth mission completed"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 101",
"response"  : "fanboy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 275",
"response"  : "awesome"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 440",
"response"  : "decommissioning questionable"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 363",
"response"  : "creep"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh VO5",
"response"  : "great hair"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. warburton",
"response"  : "dork"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr warburton",
"response"  : "dork"
},
{ 
"key"       : "delightful children from down the lane",
"response"  : "classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 9",
"response"  : "highly dangerous"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .5",
"response"  : "real name: constance"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .4",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .3",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .2",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh .1",
"response"  : "delightfulized"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh $1.50 an hour",
"response"  : "the g:knd hates lawyers"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 20/20",
"response"  : "needs new glasses"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh one love",
"response"  : "irie, mon"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 85",
"response"  : "still has a bad haircut"
},
{ 
"key"       : "father",
"response"  : "DANGER DANGER DANGER"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuhless",
"response"  : "decommissioning questionable"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 999",
"response"  : "unknown"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 8675309",
"response"  : "rockin'"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 30C",
"response"  : "brrrrrrrrrrr"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 44a",
"response"  : "twin planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 44b",
"response"  : "twin planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 48 flavors",
"response"  : "delicious"
},
{ 
"key"       : "lizzie devine",
"response"  : "earth mission complete"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh aleph zero",
"response"  : "://error-- <hack> del--"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 84",
"response"  : "cool"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 83",
"response"  : "do not make mad"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 100",
"response"  : "decommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "cartoon network",
"response"  : "needs the g:knd"
},
{ 
"key"       : "rainbow monkeys",
"response"  : "oh, so very round and sooper chunky"
},
{ 
"key"       : "count spankulot",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: ouch"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 10 speed",
"response"  : "undergoing testing"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 35",
"response"  : "planetary decom pending"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 65.3",
"response"  : "like SO annoying"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 20,000",
"response"  : "that kid is nuts"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh 20000",
"response"  : "that kid is nuts"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh ezekiel",
"response"  : "at treehouse raising"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh rebecca",
"response"  : "currently churning butter"
},
{ 
"key"       : "numbuh jebediah",
"response"  : "hiding videogames under his bed"
},
{ 
"key"       : "the steve",
"response"  : "cool... yet dangerous"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. boss",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: bossy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "toiletnator",
"response"  : "like, what-EVER"
},
{ 
"key"       : "stickybeard",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: saccharine"
},
{ 
"key"       : "knightbrace",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: cavity prone"
},
{ 
"key"       : "common cold",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: gross"
},
{ 
"key"       : "gramma stuffum",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: putrid"
},
{ 
"key"       : "crazy old cat lady",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: smells like cat pee"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. wink",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: creepy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. fibb",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: creepy x2"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. fizz",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: sodaholic"
},
{ 
"key"       : "chester",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: money hungry"
},
{ 
"key"       : "cuppa joe",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: caffeinated"
},
{ 
"key"       : "miss goodwall",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: n/a"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mr. mogul",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: bumbling"
},
{ 
"key"       : "nurse claiborne",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: devious"
},
{
"key"       : "ghost ship",
"response"  : "totally real"
},
{ 
"key"       : "potty mouth",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: %$@&*@!"
},
{ 
"key"       : "professor xxxl",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: ridiculuth"
},
{ 
"key"       : "robin food",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: hammy"
},
{ 
"key"       : "soccer mom",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: kicky"
},
{ 
"key"       : "the great puttinksi",
"response"  : "earth villain rating: par"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mushi sanban",
"response"  : "that kid is nuts"
},
{ 
"key"       : "KND",
"response"  : "rules"
},
{ 
"key"       : "kids next door",
"response"  : "rules"
},
{ 
"key"       : "adulthood",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "adults",
"response"  : "are a dangerous disease"
},
{ 
"key"       : "mo willems",
"response"  : "must not drive the bus"
},
{ 
"key"       : "grown ups",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "g:knd",
"response"  : "rules the universe"
},
{ 
"key"       : "teenagers",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "teens",
"response"  : "must be cured"
},
{ 
"key"       : "curious pictures",
"response"  : "decommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "ben diskin",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "cree summer",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "dee bradley baker",
"response"  : "emergency recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "lauren tom",
"response"  : "emergency recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "guy moore",
"response"  : "storyboard mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "dave wittenberg",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "jason harris",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "jennifer hale",
"response"  : "temporarily recommissioned"
},
{ 
"key"       : "lou esposito",
"response"  : "SFX mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "dave courter",
"response"  : "editing mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "rob eberhardt",
"response"  : "web design mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "steve rucker",
"response"  : "musical mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "david guerrero",
"response"  : "audio mission classified"
},
{ 
"key"       : "fuck",
"response"  : "you watch your mouth"
},
{ 
"key"       : "fuck you",
"response"  : "you watch your mouth"
},
{ 
"key"       : "shit",
"response"  : "you’re not very nice"
},
{ 
"key"       : "penis",
"response"  : "what? why-- ew GROSS!"
},
{ 
"key"       : "splinter cell",
"response"  : "there is no splinter cell"
},
{ 
      "key"       : "morbidcrab",
      "response"  : "why you gotta did that?"
    },
{ 
      "key"       : "grey delisle",
      "response"  : "emergency recommissioned"
    },
{ 
      "key"       : "earth",
      "response"  : "leave now"
    },
{ 
      "key"       : "tumblr",
      "response"  : "recommission everyone"
    },
{ 
      "key"       : "facebook",
      "response"  : "recommission everyone"
    },
{ 
      "key"       : "numbuh nine lives",
      "response"  : "meow"
    },
{ 
      "key"       : "twitter",
      "response"  : "recommission everyone"
    },
{ 
      "key"       : "youtube",
      "response"  : "spread the word"
    }

    ]
  };
}