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GUYS IM CRYING IT’S NEWT’S TRAVEL APPLICATION DENIAL FROM THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC BECAUSE OF UNCOOPERATIVE BEHAVIOR OF PERSON'S LAST TRIP

REASON FOR TRAVEL: PERSONAL

AND WHERE EXACTLY HAVE WE EVER SEEN NEWT TRAVEL?? FROM BRITAIN TO AMERICA

AKA THE PLACE WHERE HE USED HIS WAND WITHOUT A PERMIT, SET LOOSE A FUCKING THUNDERBIRD, A NIFFLER, A DEMIGUISE, AN ERUMPENT, AN OCCAMY, NOT TO MENTION SEVERAL BILLYWIGS, ALMOST GOT ARRESTED AND WAS ACCUSED OF SETTING AN OBSCURUS ON THE CITY, RISKING EXPOSURE OF THE MAGICAL WORLD

UNCOOPERATIVE BEHAVIOR MUCH?

AND WHAT WAS THE LAST THING HE SAID TO ANYONE EVER DURING HIS FINAL MOMENTS ON AMERICAN SOIL??

“HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I GAVE YOU A COPY IN PERSON?”

PERSONAL FEELINGS MUCH?

GUYS THERES LITERALLY NO DENYING IT

NEWT TRIED TO FULFILL HIS PROMISE

HE TRIED TO GO BACK TO AMERICA TO GIVE THE BOOK TO TINA

IT’S NOT A BUSINESS TRIP

IT’S NOT A MISSION

IT’S NOT FOR RESEARCH

IT’S NOT A HOLIDAY

IT’S FOR OTHER PERSONAL REASONS
TINA IS HIS PERSONAL REASON

HE TRIED TO GO BACK TO HER

BUT THE M.O.M. DENIED IT

TB TO WHEN WE THOUGHT LETA WOULD BE THE REASON NEWT WOULD FORGET TO GIVE THE BOOK TO TINA

NEWTON ARTEMIS FIDO SCAMANDER IS A MAN OF HIS FUCKING WORD

TB TO WHEN THE M.O.M. IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF UNREASONABLE HOES

LET THE MAN MEET HIS FUTURE WIFE FOR FUCK’S SAKE HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF LOVE

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Made some transparent Ricks because… Why not? Imagine the possibilities!!!

Feel free to use if you want to for whatever nefarious purposes you like.

[Set 01] [Set 02] [Set 03]

[Council of Ricks] [NPC Ricks] [Seven Ricked Sins]

me: i’m okay. this is all going to hell but i’m okay
crazy ex girlfriend: the instrumental to ‘what’ll it be’ plays in the background while greg doubts rebeccas feelings for him 
me: …. no no no no
crazy ex girlfriend: greg self-sabotages and pushes rebecca away before he can get pushed away because he doesn’t think he’s enough 
me: 

The Duo

So:

Gerardo+ Chiave

These two are always working alongside each other and have a solid trust between them. One of the most elite in Amphisbaena. Gerardo as the Father and Chiave as the backbone for all of the Amphisbaena staff.


Lucia+Tempesta

These two are the type to work alone. Apparently, Lucia dislike to work with Tempesta as he states that Tempesta has a disorienting pace. While, Tempesta felt Lucia is familiar to work with.


Fantasma+Dante

The trio who was involved with the project  Machina. They both trust each other but has a complex view about each other ways to take action in a situation.


Nero+Chara (The Hyenas)

Both of them are responsible as a “cleaner” (wiping out enemies and traitors) and is known as Hyenas by people whether in Amphisbaena nor outside of it.  For that reason, there are many people who dislike even the enemies and within the organization. Both of them are incredible when collaborating but they often fight over trivial things.

Release date:

Gerardo+Chiave: 21.6.2017

Lucia+Tempesta: 19.7.2017

Fantasma+Dante: 16.8.2017

Nero+Chara: 20.9.2017

May your wallet survived.

Some scary shit from yesterday's haul

Yesterday I had a decent haul, but here’s a few scary things I saw/heard during my time at the mall.

-upon entering VS I saw a pretty large, buff man leaned over a table, looking annoyed and messing around on his phone. I assumed he was just standing still while waiting for his girl while the other guys in the store followed theirs around like puppies. I spent a good while in there but noticed the guy never moved and the only person he talked to was one SA. Seeing the way he watched people I can only assume he was plain clothes LP. He’d watch someone for a while then whip out his phone to text someone when they looked at him. I was scared since I got 200$ worth but went out the PINK entrance and was so relived when I was out.

- after VS I went to my car to dump my stuff since my bag was very full. I drove to the other side of the mall to re-enter so I wouldn’t have to walk as much. I entered through the doors to Burlington. And standing right by the doors was a manager, a SA and a cop. Not mall security. A cop.
Tried to be casual and keep walking so only heard a little but the cop said “since they’re gone now there’s limits on what we can do, but we can use the footage and hopefully get an ID. If we get one then we can have them prosecuted for a felony because of the total”
I’m screaming inside my mind and almost ditched right then but kept walking and calmed down. Just goes to show, even if you make a clean get away, you’re not 100% safe. Never lift looking like yourself.

Sorry for the long post but it was a crazy day, be safe bbys!!