crazy ant

Les Mis fandom: “Valjean eats bread!” 

….ok, understandable..

Falsettos fandom: “Mendel eats dirt!!” 

…wait, what are you..?

Dear Evan Hansen fandom: “Jared eats bathbombs!!!” 

what the.. oh my God, stop!!!


These ants are going crazy. 

In order to stop the invasion of Yellow crazy ants you must forge the first great alliance between Honey Bees, Ants and Termites. Write it like an epic fantasy novel.


“After watching Josuke and the others get involved in this incident in Morioh, there’s one thing I can say… That the young people in this town have hearts of gold. The same hearts of gold shining with justice that we saw when we were in Egypt. I saw within Josuke and the others… As long as they have that, they’ll be fine. We wont have to worry about this town any longer. Now then I guess I should say goodbye to the son i’m so proud of.” 

I love how Hisoka is COMPLETELY absent in the Chimera Ant arc and you think “Hey, wow, we might actually get through an arc without this pedo clown popping up!”
But no. He is LITERALLY in one of the last scenes in the last episode of the arc. Just sitting there gazing over the city. Pondering life. And I love how Illumi acknowledges the fact that he has been totally MIA.

Illumi: I know you don’t watch the news or anything but while you were off finding Chrollo or something, there were these killer ants and it was pretty crazy tbh.

Hisoka:….. Ants?

Illumi: Yeah it was wild. btdubs, Killua and Gon are probably gonna die.

Hisoka : *stands up and strikes a pose* no unripe fruits are gonna die on my watch

  • Ed: I mean considering our situation them putting you in a birdcage makes the most sense.
  • Oswald: Really you want to start making bird jokes now?
  • Ed: *Smirks* Im just trying to pass the time Oswald I wasnt trying to... ruffle your feathers.
  • *Oswald tries to grab at Ed to strangle him while Ed laughs*
This One’s Mine

Request: There were waaayyy too many requests due to the whole daveed versus anthony thing to copy and paste here lol but yeah here’s part three!

Summary: Anthony and Reader talk things over, and Daveed discovers something new.

Warnings: somebody gets their heartbroken lol, mentions of Rafa and his song Guillotine bc i’m absolute rafa trash, like a lil language, angst?

A/N: I’ll try to make this gender neutral one day but today is not that day, apologies 

Word Count: 2522

Part One - Part Two

It’s been a week since you had last spoken to Anthony in person, and you didn’t dare visit the theatre after learning he had developed feelings for you. Daveed, as well as several of the cast members, wondered why you had suddenly stopped visiting. You had gotten texts from Lin, Oak, Renee and especially Anthony, but you gave short answers or ignored them all together. Whenever you met up with Daveed, he’d relay messages to you from the cast and try to get you to go back to see them, just as he was doing now as you two stood in his kitchen.

“No, Daveed,” you told him for what seemed liked the millionth time that day. 

“Come on Y/N!” your boyfriend insisted, “Everyone misses you like crazy.”

You continued cutting vegetables that you were going  to add into the stir fry you were preparing for and Daveed, muttering, “That’s nice.”

Daveed sighed and just watched a moment. He asked you, “What’d I miss?”

“Oh, are you singing now?” you joked, chopping up carrots. 

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nimblenonsense replied to your post “You’re probably tired of hearing about ant salvation, but I just got…”

Yeah, if you’re in the Gulf Coast region of the US, those are probably the razberry crazy ants. Near all commercially available baits and poisons don’t work, and we had a guy from Texas A&M come through our full neighborhood and do a study for pesticide companies to find something that worked. Check if your neighbors have problem with the ants, if they do, the only way to make it stop is that the whole neighborhood has to get anti-ant’d at the same time :cccc

Not even remotely, I’m in the upper midwest, the land of ice and fire. 

Yet we somehow had three different types of ant in our kitchen alone last year and sporadic invasions of the bathroom and home office. I dunno if you’ve ever heard a PC processor churning up ants when it got turned on after we’d been gone for a weekend, but the computer almost didn’t win. 

We’ve done all the things you’re supposed to do re: the yard and we’ve done all kinds of house repairs to get rid of them and laid every poison available to us. 

I watched the ones in the kitchen chew through fucking silicone calk.

We completely abandoned part of the basement last year until we were able to hire someone to come bomb it for us and now we have an annual plan we pay into to get the house treated every few weeks/months depending on how bad it is. So far we haven’t seen any since the last treatment so hopefully I wont be dealing with ants coming out my keyboard again/inside my tea kettle. My OCD just can’t handle it.

Inktober - Day 5

Empire Ants 

When I think about Plastic Beach I really am in a type of awe because these songs were written by Murdoc. Like wow, that’s amazing right? To Binge, Melancholy Hill, Empire Ants…. like crazy to think Murdoc wrote them right? It’s something to remember. And maybe that’s why I don’t necessarily see them as love songs. Sure it’s easy to see it at face value as a love song but if that’s the case is he selling out? Does he have someone in mind? It doesn’t sound like Murdoc to me.

So I look at the lyrics yeah? I don’t see love. Not in the lovey dovey make your heart go boom way. I see unconditional love, I see love in a family sense. I see these lyrics and I see guilt. I’ve always seen Gorillaz as more as a family then shipping anyone anyhow because there’s no evidence of these ships going about and honestly it doesn’t add up for me personally. I see guilt… So I drew this for Empire Ants!

That being said I can admit I also drew this yesterday because I’m going to their concert tonight lol. Which mean tomorrow’s inktober may be late and done late… and since I work the weekends those few may not be perfectly on time but alas it is what t is XD

All that being said please don’t tag as ships…. please? And don’t remove my words.

nimblenonsense  asked:

You're probably tired of hearing about ant salvation, but I just got linked to you and the suffering. Have you happened to try Sevin Dust? It sounds like you have an infestation of crazy ants, which are a co-operative colony ant that don't build nests, love to cluster around electric sources, and get absolutely everywhere. Where I'm at, they beat hornets and -fire ants- by sheer numbers.

We tried literally everything that you can buy yourselves over the counter and nadda. The only thing that works is getting the house/surrounding areas bombed regularly by professionals with stuff that makes it very hard for me to breathe, but then we are ant free inside the house for a couple of months.

It’s expensive as all hell but it’s worth it not to have ants crawling out of my keyboard cause haha, my sanity cannot deal with that anymore. Nope nope nope.


Chew Toy

The phone rang; it was the low inoffensive bleating of an office line, meant to attract attention instead of demanding it. A hoofed hand lazily reached over and turned on the speakerphone. “Yes, Ms. Muston?”

The squeaky, timid voice of Jackie Muston, the front desk secretary, sounded over the speaker. “Your two ‘o’clock with the Paws’n’Claws Organization is here, Mayor Swinton. Also, your three ‘o’clock canceled.”

“Understood. Thank you,” Swinton drawled, knocking back the last finger in her Lalique lowball tumbler. “Send them up, please.”

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