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Obviously this is a perfect song to represent Deadpool and Copycat’s romance

Ugly Boy by Die Antwoord

Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don’t care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he’s so crazy
Just crazy about me
So rough and tough
Don’t care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he’s so crazy
Just crazy about me
Aye
You and me make the whole world jealous
God knows I know my homegirl’s precious
Life is crazy I know God bless us
Chill the fuck out I got this
You got nothing to worry about trust me
You trust in Ninjie cause he don’t play
Everything’s going to be okay
I can make your problems go away
And I ain’t scared of shit
Whatever the fuck it is I take care of it
If you’re strapped for cash, heading straight for a crash
I can make cash rain on your ass
Anything you want (You got it)
Anything you need (You got it)
Anything at all (You got it)
Just keep it real with me (You got it)
Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don’t care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he’s so crazy
Just crazy about me
So rough and tough
Don’t care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he’s so crazy
Just crazy about me
You fuckin’ mental, my crazy little girl
Maybe the most psycho chick in the world
You mystical shit just’s not physical
What you and me got’s unfuckwithable
Respect me receive my protection
I’m always right by your side like a weapon
Love me I grant you there will be love
Fuck with my girl there will be blood
All my bitches love me, aw man it’s tough
One crazy girl’s more than enough
This is not ordinary love
This thing you an’ me got girl (Mm)
I believe it’s magic (Magic)
I believe it’s magic (Magic)
I believe it’s magic (Magic)
Magic (Magic)
Oo I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don’t care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he’s so crazy
Just crazy about me
So rough and tough
Don’t care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he’s so crazy
Just crazy about me
Ugly on the skin
But you’re lovely from within
An angel kiss from me to you
Always there for me when I’m feelin’ blue
You say you’ll stick with me and I know you well
I just get so emotional
When I’m down and feeling weak
With tears streaming down my cheeks
You say the sweetest things
Like material stuff don’t mean a thing
But you take care of me to keep you safe
You so freaky babe
Yo
Anything you want (You got it)
Anything you need (You got it)
Anything at all (You got it)
Just keep it real with me (You got it)
Ooh I love my ugly boy
So rough and tough
Don’t care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he’s so crazy
Just crazy about me
Oo I love my ugly boys
So rough and tough
Don’t care about anything but me
Yes I just love him cause he’s so crazy
Just crazy about me
Me love you long time
Yes I just love him cause he’s so crazy
You’re one crazy motherfucker (Why?)
So rough and tough
Aaa he fuck you up boy
Yes I just love him cause he’s so crazy
Just crazy about me
I love him
Ooh I love my ugly boy
Yes I love my ugly boy
Ooh I love my ugly boy
Yes I love my ugly boy
Peow!

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If you think that I’m obsessed with AkiMitsu then you’re absolutely right

Okay so there is a girl in my school who can’t understand my obsession with books. I told her that I want to get a job at waterstones because I love it there, also I talk about books a lot, she told me that I’m a freak because of my obsession and I was like, there are so many people like me it’s ridiculous but she doesn’t believe me, I think we can prove to her that I am right and she is wrong, reblog if you are crazy about books or if you understand that there are many people who are!!!

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Reasons why your ex is a fuckboy:

  1. First of all, he reads and doesn’t reply to your texts. This is a self-contained statement. Don’t say things like “i can’t love anyone the way i love you” and then dismiss their texts. When you care about someone, you’ll drop everything to speak to them or at least explain why you can’t. This leads me to believe that he might be in places he shouldn’t be (like with his new girlfriend) while reading your texts. Red flag.
  2. He is using his new girlfriend as an excuse. Again, if he’s crazy about you as he and his friends say he is- he would learn to grow the hell up and gracefully sever a tie. Part of being a responsible, reasonable human is learning how to enter AND exit relationships. And he needs to exit that relationship with this other person, especially if he’s making it known to people not involved in his relationship that he does not love her. Don’t believe for a second he is being some kind of hero by “sparing” this young woman her feelings- he is not. Being with someone who goes behind her back is not what is best for her. It’s what’s best for him. That is not chivalrous, heroic, or sensitive in any way.
  3. See it from her side: one of the biggest things about infidelity (yes, I consider this infidelity- he is declaring his love for someone he is not in a relationship with behind their back) - is that two people are getting shitted on while one benefits. His new girlfriend is not your enemy. As hard as it may be to see, she is a sister. She is a fellow woman being lied to and shat on by someone. And so are you- I can hear your distress in your message. Both of you suffer while your ex reaps the benefits of both of your affections. Feminism has shown me how disgusting this situation really is- do not let a fuckboy like this emotionally hurt two beautiful, strong, and valuable women. Your ex isn’t stupid - manipulation, dishonesty, and infidelity are  hard to execute without at least some intellect. He knows what he is doing and by not breaking it off with his GF, is working to avoid consequences.
  4. Fact: he is a liar: by going behind his girlfriend’s back and maintaining a loveless relationship with her, he is lying to her. And if you know for a fact he’s lying to her right now- who is to say he’s not also lying to you in some way? I’ll confidently say he’s lying to you right now by telling you he loves you without acting on it. A person who tells you they love you, but won’t act upon it -crawl on hands and knees bleeding - is not the kind of love you need.
  5. Finally: you simply deserve better. You deserve someone who will put you first. I can already name a bunch of things he’s putting before you: this other girl, her feelings, his fear of consequence, other text messages, and his own selfishness. I don’t even know this person and I have this list of things he thinks is more important than you. Unacceptable- you deserve better. You are a valuable, worthy human being who deserves to be someone’s heaven and earth. If you have to question whether a person who looks you in the eye and says they love you about whether you are their heaven and earth; they are failing you, fundamentally. It’s not even about him loving you- don’t love someone who is this way. Even if he actually does love you, don’t give something as incredible as your love to someone who is less than worthy.

Don’t even waste your time creating an ultimatum or telling him you’ll wait. This sounds like it’s been going on long enough. Love’s an all or nothing game and he’s not giving you his all; he’s not even trying to. Realize that you are worth so much more and leave your ex an ex.

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