So I thought I’d zoom in on one of the promotional shots for House of Fools series two and check out the menu of Julie’s Bistro. I was not disappointed: 

  • Queef Wellington
  • Beef flaps special
  • Mary Jane’s special cake
  • Banana spliffs
  • Brisket balls / Balls of brisket
  • Steamy hot Bob of Mortimer
  • Llama spit special
  • Camel toe soup
  • Cream of cockerel soup
  • Soup of the Flay
  • Chocolatey flairs
  • Filch fingers
  • Fillet o’ fist
  • Cock-in-a-van
  • Itchy yeast
  • Glory toad in a hole
  • Spank(?) of Plankton
  • Phucked pheasant
  • Lick of meaty tongue
  • Donna’s lamb kebab
  • Ginger minged kippers
  • Transparent wine
  • Holy roly poly
  • Fizzy drizzly juice
  • Plopped fudge brownie
  • DoubleD cupcake
  • Floozy French fancy
  • Pounding cake
  • Who-Ahh Rum Baba cake
  • Puffy snatch cake

That time that Changmin lost all his marbles on stage and got molested by  @Chlgywp while simultaneously hip-thrusting with EXO!

Sometimes, most of the time.
When I am told what to do,
What to believe in, and What is right.
I oppose, I disagree, I contradict,

Just for the sake of doing so.

It’s just my Rebel Soul.
That’s just how I roll.

- AJ G.

*and I believe that I’m not the only one suffering from this beautiful curse. Such naughty impulse.

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