coralus asked:

Ratchet/Drift - "Wrong hole!"

“No way!” Drift crawled back from Ratchet. “No way in hell! That’s the wrong hole!”

           "Drift come on you haven’t even tried it yet! You can’t day you don’t even like it yet if you haven’t at least given it a chance.“ Grabbing both of Drifts legs, Ratchet yanked him hard back down the berth until Drifts panel bumped against Ratchets. All the while, Drift dig his servos into the sheets, trying to stop his back from sliding but Ratchet was a lot stronger than he looked.

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I walked up to the bar and the crowd of mostly people I know was outside smoking and as I was approaching my friend Katrina said “Hi, Matt”, which I heard as “how’s it going, Matt?” and answered “wonderful. How are you guys doing?” Then she called me out. “I just said Hi, I didn’t ask how you are…” and now I want to crawl in a hole and die. She was just messing with me, but I’m still fucked up over it. Like this is the literal nightmare.

  • Walter White:So, what uh, what happens now?
  • Jesse Pinkman:What happens now? I'll tell you what happens now. Your scumbag brother-in-law is finished. Done. You understand? I will own him when this is over. Every cent he earns, every cent his wife earns is mine. Any place he goes, anywhere he turns I'm gonna be there, grabbing my share. He'll be scrubbing toilets in Tijuana for pennies, and I'll be standing over him to get my cut. He'll see me when he wakes up in the morning, and when he crawls to sleep in whatever rat hole's left for him after I shred his house down. I will haunt his crusty ass forever until the day he sticks a gun up his mouth and pulls the trigger just to get me out of his head. That's what happens next.

The worst part about getting your heart broken is how one second you feel okay and are telling yourself you’re gonna get through it and the next you just feel like crawling in a hole and dying.


or. to be more accurate. my inspiration is slowly returning ( or y’know. thorin is crawling out of his hole ). dear god tho i am so lost and will be for like. a couple weeks HOW YA’LL DOING???? uvu

;;EDIT will need to do some spring fall cleaning on my blog too

smoakd asked:

Felicity's ghost is one of the saddest fics I've ever read. Also The Things I Never Wanted by Cheeruplovely :(((( They made me want to crawl up into a hole and die

OH GOD, I remember Felicity’s ghost! I never read the second one but the title alone sounds sad!