crapa

Mai sunt 26 de zile pana la bac. Deja simt cum imi crapa capul..de la stres,nu de la invatat. Sincer cred ca mai bine imi bag pula-n gura pentru 1.000.000 de euro decat sa mai repet operele la romana. Te trezesti dimineata cu gandul “ cuaie ce plm fac la subiectul 3 ” “ ba daca uit asta asta si asta ” si nu,nu te pui la somnic linistit ca ai invatat toata ziua,te culci cu aceleasi ganduri,dar care sunt amplificate. Scri la mate variante si variante,la informatica nu mai lucrezi. Inveti la romana,uiti cum sa faci Sirul lui Rolle cu parametru. Inveti la info,uiti ce tema este in Flori de mucigai. Teroare manca-ti-as,ce sa mai 😂😂😂

The napkin and the pen

Summary: A story about how Dan, a grumpy coffee shop employee meets a cute guy.

Genre: Coffee shop AU

Warning: if coffee shop au’s are your enemies, don’t read this crap

A/N: idek i love those au’s so i wanted to write one, maybe i’ll even make a second part if you want, it’s up to you also the tittle is terrible i know that

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I really liked my job at the local coffee shop. I met there my good friend Louise and even though I had to interact with people, I was content. But what I didn’t like were my morning shifts. I had to get up at ungodly hour and be all happy and nice to the customers, when all I wanted to do was to collapse on the floor. And the fact that most of the time there wasn’t a soul at 6am didn’t add anything to my mood. The only thing keeping me somehow alive was the strong smell of coffee (and occasionally a cup of coffee, but my boss didn’t have to know that).

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HOLY CRAP I’M CRAPA LATE BUT OMG

SHERMY’S GRANDKIDS

LITTLE STANS HAVE JERSY ACCENTS

dodofiasco THIER MA IS BASICALLY GIGI BUT TELL “FORTUNES”
I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THIS RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE STANS CAUSE I’M CRYING RIGHT NOW AT ALL THE HEART BREAK ;-; ;-;

YOUNG TOWNSPEOPLE LIL TYLER OMG

AND THEN FREAKIN LAZY SUSAN HOLY CRAP

AND AND OMG DID MABEL ACTUALLY WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE FOR THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE SERIOUSLY SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE IN NO HURRY TO GROW UP AND NOW THERE’S THESE TWO WHO HAVE A DAMAGED RELATIONSHIP AND IS MAKING HER WORRY OMG BECAUSE FOR ONCE DIPPER WAS SOUNDING HOPEFUL

AND SOOS AT THE END WITH WENDY WAS SERIOUSLY NEEDED TO LIFT SPIRITS.

I CAN’T WAIT FOR NEXT MONTH OR THE REST OF THE SEASON

AND I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING