crap i talk about

”Why do you want them to come out so badly, anyways?“

I DID MY WAITING
TWELVE YEARS OF IT
IN AZKABAN

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I know everyone is talking about the marriage proposal crap and how fucking cute it was and I literally cried during that scene.. BUT GUYS..

MICKEY LITERALLY SKATED THE OPENING SONG! LIKE WTF WHY! I SAW IT AND SCREAMED AT HIM LIKE WHY ARE YOU DANCING LIKE YUURI IN THE OPENING! I WAS WATCHING IT WITH MY FRIEND AND SHE WAS CONFUSED ON WHY I WAS SCREAMING AND I WAS LIKE “THIS BITCH COPIED YUURI!”

Also today’s episode gave me life and I’m pretty sure I jizzed. I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY WHEN YURIO BEGAN CHEERING FOR YUURI LIKE YES SUPPORT YOUR FATHER

I would have told Hosea to leave her. 

No one should have to hold on, I’d say, to a heart that doesn’t want them back.

No one deserves a straying soul, a fleeting kiss, someone who devotes themselves more to the dirt than ever to him. 

There are better women with less stains on their clothes, I’d convince him, they will love you like you deserve.

You shouldn’t have to crucify your sainthood for the sake of her.

I would have told Hosea to leave her. But I’m glad he wouldn’t have listened.

Because, how many times have I deserved to be forsaken? How long have I fought off my destiny of being loved unconditionally?

Since my first breath, born with clenched fists, I’ve lived half in the shadows, half in my idols, half in the worth I find by giving myself away to temporary places. 

How many times have I been an imperfect bride?

I’m a goner, I’m Gomer, and I would have left me a long time ago. But instead of moving on, God never did, for His grace covers me more than my mistakes ever could.

— 

the ultimate unrequited love - Christina Hopp

a poem from my book The Morning After Relapse

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It’s been two years, but even to this day I’m still in awe of you. You’re such a talented, funny, caring, hardworking, determined and overall amazing person and you inspire me on a daily basis.  You’ve come so far from where you started when joining BIGBANG and I couldn’t be more proud of you. I can’t wait to see where you are ten years from now. You exude such confidence but I think there’s still a lot of insecurities that you don’t show us, so I want to say that I, and VIPs who love you really appreciate you and everything you’ve done while being part of BIGBANG and it honestly wouldn’t be the same without you. You deserve all the happiness and nice things that come your way.

Thank you for making my gloomy days bright. Thank you for bringing so much happiness into my life. Thank you for dancing. Thank you for singing. Thank you for smiling and laughing. Thank you for being you. I will never get tired of supporting and loving you. I know my words will never be enough to truly express how much you mean to me so I’ll just end with this: I love you Lee Seunghyun. You’re my everything ️♥

Tangled Up In Blue (Hair)

Title: Tangled Up In Blue (Hair)

Pairing: Dan Howell/Phil Lester

Rating: PG (only some swearing from Dan)

Word Count: ~3500

Summary: Fic based on this prompt:

If you dye your hair, your soulmate’s hair color changes as well and you swear the moment you see your soulmate you will choke them because you just woke up with your hair colored like a rainbow and it’s your first job interview at a prestigious company what the fuck.

(Didn’t do rainbow hair though, just blue.)

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A/N: This is not beta read, so sorry if there are any mistakes. (Title from the Bob Dylan song Tangled Up In Blue, though it doesn’t really relate to the fic (just thought it fit as a title). Also I’m a photoshop n00b so sorry for the crappy hair edits.)

The first time it happened was when Dan was eight. At that age he only knew of one other person that it had happened to before, she had been lucky though as her hair colour had changed to a sensible colour, he however hadn’t been so lucky. One day he had woken up with bright yellow hair! His parents had gasped when he walked into the kitchen that morning.

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would you stay with me, please? it won’t be long now. just… please just stay.

Anon: hey porky! typical story, found ya because of people talking crap about you. after looking at your blog i realized you’re really a pretty cool guy. :) so i wanted to share my drawing with you as a small thanks for all the smiles and laughs. have a good one!

IT’S BRILLIANT <3

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Dear old dad, remember this too, in this whole wide world there’s no one like you   

Strawberries

This might not be really funny but I laughed really hard at this. Okay so this one time at lunch I was eating strawberries, and my friend next to me noted that it was a pound of strawberries. He then proceeded to give a look that said oh crap I didn’t mean to talk about your weight (it’s probably important to note that I’m female and my friend is male and we were also both in our final year of high school). So anyway I told him that since the ‘pound’ is mostly water, the water would get filtered out into my blood and then go through my kidneys. He then asked what happens after that, and just as I was about to say that it goes to the bladder, he quickly (and very loudly in the middle of the hallway) says “oh yeah it goes to the uterus!”

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I finished my last task earlier than expected, so I decided to draw some quick chibis of my fully designed OCs+RP Muses+FE Avatar bc I like my sis’s plegian-royalty inspired design she made for me :’DD

List of characters under the cut so this post won’t be a long one!

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Got7 Ideal Type

A/N - An anon asked about Got7′s preference in girl (girly/badass/in between) so here’s my opinions! Again, these are my opinions so they obviously don’t reflect the boy’s views just what I think they’d like 😊 ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT THAT MV HOLY CRAP THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE THEM AND I AM DEAD (also Jaebum is trying to be my bias again and idk if I’m okay with that)

So Jinyoung and Yugyeom would prefer someone who’s more of a ‘girly girl’ and has more of an innocent look. I think they like girls who look soft and cute and wear more dresses and skirts. They’d still date other girls but I think that would just be their preference.

The members who’d prefer a girl who dresses more badass/sexy would be Bambam and JB. I can definitely see those two liking girls who wear much darker and less feminine clothes than the girls Jinyoung and Yugyeom like. Ripped jeans, leather jackets, anything that gives them an edgier look.

The three members who I think would be inbetween or indifferent would be Mark, Youngjae and Jackson. Those three wouldn’t really mind how a girl dressed as long as she felt comfortable in it. Some days they might lean more towards the sexier and edgier clothing and other days they might prefer a more innocent look.

I hate girls who talk crap about or put down other girls to guys. It’s like they feel threatened and see everything as a competition, and the only way they can make themselves look good is by making others look bad

Holy crap, remember how I was talking about my experience with trying to get Hormone Therapy from Planned Parenthood? How it took one phone call, one appointment, and they said they’d call me when my blood work was done and send out the prescription as soon as it was done in 3-5 business days? Well they haven’t balled me and it’s been like,,, two? Ish? Weeks since my appointment and I was like “oh no, here’s the hard part..”

Just called them again.

“Yes! Hello sir, I’m glad you called. it looks like it was reported that your phone was giving them technical difficulties. They tried to leave messages telling you that your prescription was sent out to your local pharmacy! Walk in any time, it’s been ready for a week.”

YOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE BEST NEWS IVE GOTTEN ALL WEEK