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so i’ve been wanting to upload these scans from bsd wan but i had no time because of- *coughs* college. anyways most of them are my favorite panels especially the port mafia ones >:-) i might scan and upload another so..enjoy!

[nb: it would be good if you dont repost them but it’s alright as you dont claim my scans as yours thank you!]

anonymous asked:

Omg can Ouma-kun be jigsaw from saw and Saihara-kun be a random victim, all I need is for Ouma to be in the screen and say "Hello Saihara-chan, I would like to play a game" like can you imagine right >.< sorry if this is weird

*Loud TV static*

Hello Saihara-chan, I want to play a game! Nishishi~

……………(Somebody help me please)

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“Have you been collecting spoons?”

@oocjohnhancock

queseraawesome  asked:

South and Tex! I don't care what, just South and Tex :)

YES

Fic: Bedtime Story

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Agent Texas doesn’t remember falling asleep.

The mission she remembers, sure, the routine extraction of scientific intel necessary for the Director’s latest vision for the project. Which means, of course, that she spent the whole time kicking her heels at the LZ, because for once the team managed to hold together and get the job done. And hey, good for them and all, but there’s only so many shitty field manuals you can page through before you get bored and have to start patching into the not-so-secure stash of pulp fiction some anonymous pilot keeps uploading to the mission link.

So yeah, okay, she remembers perching on the edge of a rock under a starry sky and scrolling through some crap about hardboiled detectives and dames with legs down to, you know, wherever. She also remembers the training session afterwards, the quick snap of her fists, the tension bleeding away. Beat her training routine PB by five seconds. Hell yeah.

But when FILSS says, “Agent Texas?” she jolts awake sitting bolt-upright in the chair in her quarters, and she doesn’t remember how she got there.

“Yeah,” she says, and brings up a hand to rub at her eyes. Presses a kevlar glove to her helmet’s faceplate instead. Dammit, didn’t even make it out of the armor before passing out. How many times has she done that lately? “Yeah, FILSS, I’m up, what’s happening?”

A hesitation. “We have a… situation with Agent South.”

Tex’s armor is running some sort of diagnostic routine she doesn’t recognize; she glares at the icon on her HUD until the progress bar fills and disappears. “Surprising absolutely no one.”

“Agent South has just passed her fifty-third hour without sleep. Prescription of sedatives thirteen hours ago has had no effect.”

“Sucks to be Agent South, then, doesn’t it?” Tex actually feels pretty well-rested now that the grogginess is starting to wear off, but she indulges in a yawn and stretch. Her neck doesn’t even feel stiff after sleeping sitting up. Benefits of power armor. “What, does she need a bedtime story?”

“She has requested your presence.”

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First thoughts of YOI, a series of my reactions:

First ep~
•why is the opening in English?
•alright but it isn’t even gay yet?
•that gray haired guy isn’t even talking to the Japanese piggy after the match, wow rude
•HE ASKED FOR A PHOTO
•CRAP
•oH WAIT
•DETECTING SUBTLE HINTS OF GAY

Second-fourth ep~
•aw boyfriend goals
•yURI DON’T KICK HIM OUT OF BED HE JUST WANTS TO GET THE SUCC
•bruh that Maccachin wants the succ too, damn what that tongue do •NAIL THAT LANDING BABE
•YOU DIDN’T NAIL IT BUT I BET YOU COULD NAIL VIKTOR
•looK AT THAT EROS BOO
•GET THAT FIRST PLACE BABY

Fifth-sixth ep~
•Yurio is cordially invited to step on me
•HE IS LITERALLY BF MATERial
•stop being mean, little babe
•STICK THE LANDING YOU LITTLE PIG
•I LOVE YOU AND I WANNA PROTECT
•LOOK @ THIS PHICHIT
•pleaSE, I WOULD PAY HIM TO BREAK ALL OF MY FINGERS, PAPER CUT THE FLESH BETWEEN THEM, AND SQUEEZE LEMON JUICE INTO THEM
•okay I take that back, but still I love you, bby
•BRO VIKTOR IS HUGGING YURI
•OKAY BUT THIS IS REALLY GAY

Seventh-eight ep~
•NUDITY!!
•AND SLEEPING TOGETHER!!
•AND FIGHTING
•AND BREAKDOWN!YURI
•AND JEALOUS/MODERATELY PROUD YURIO
•what a time to be alive
•damn here comes the match
•calm doWN YURI AND DO NOT FOCUS ON THE JUMPS
•DO IT BBY
•oh no he’s so nervous
•baBY
•VIKTOR CONSOLE HIM WITH YOUR SUCC
•okay so he kinda tries by saying smth like, should I just kiss you, so like close enough to a SUCC
•BBY GOT THAT SILVER
•wait
•HO DON’T DO IT
•OH MY GAWD
•please bury me deep, deep in the ground for I seek death
•I can die peacefully now
•world hunger is cured, the children are no longer crying, everyone is rich
•OK EP 8 HERE I COME
•who are these hotties??
•JJ PLEASE JACKKNIFE ONTO MY FACE
•this ho looks like a feather duster
•JJ’S ASS LOOKING 100!
•SIT ON MY LEGS UNTIL THEY LOSE CIRCULATION FATHER JJ
•Yurio you best do good
•Yurio bout to mess up
•he dONE DID IT
•WAIT WTF HAPPENED TO MACCACHIN
•THE BABY SUCC!!
•(to be continued)
•please slap me into the next dimension!!!!

Realistic Way for It to Go Down
  • Alex: (during sister-sister movie night) So, funny thing happened. Maggie Sawyer asked me to get drinks with her.
  • Kara: Why are you saying it so coy? You're acting like she asked you out on a date.
  • Alex: Uh...
  • Kara: Oh? Oh! That's cool. I mean, that's fine... that she's... It's cool. So, did you let her down easy?
  • Alex: I actually said... yes?
  • Kara: What?! You can't lead her on like that!
  • Alex: What if... what if I *wasn't* leading her on?
  • Kara: (punches her) Shut up!
  • Alex: (rubbing her shoulder) Hey! Super strength!
  • Kara: Sorry. But, no, I am not sorry. How could you keep this from me? We share everything!
  • Alex: This wasn't a secret, Kara! I haven't been hiding my, uh, you know. This is new for me. Maggie asked me out, and... I wanted to say yes. It was just as much of a surprise to me as it was to you. Are you okay with this?
  • Kara: YES! (breathes) You're my sister, so of course I would be a 110 bajillion percent okay with you dating a girl.
  • Alex: (judiciously) Thank you.
  • Kara: And I think you have good taste.
  • Alex: Thank you?
  • Kara: (gasps) Does Eliza know?
  • Alex: I haven't even gone on the date yet! I will come out to Mom when I know there's something to come out as.
  • Kara: So, like, there hasn't been any other girls?
  • Alex: What? No.
  • Kara: Ooh, what about Vasquez? I've always gotten a vibe from her, and she always seems to *really* enjoy following your orders. A lot.
  • Alex: I don't even know how to respond to that, Kara.
  • Kara: You know, if you had gaydar, it'd be the first superpower you had that I didn't.
  • Alex: Oh, I have a lot of superpowers that you don't!
  • Kara: Okay, put on the movie.
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