craigslist dates

Ok, maybe I'm overreacting

I’m all for adult conversation, but doesn’t it seem like the information these men ask for is unnecessary?

For example, if he asks what I do and I respond with “retail”, then he’ll probably ask what store. Fine. I tell him the store. Then he wants to know what mall. FINE. I tell him the mall.

Then he STILL inquires on what specific department and what my hours for the day are? At this point I’m concerned about whether or not he’s going to pop up on me, which I don’t need.

All of this before we ever meet in person. Honestly, am I overreacting? I feel like if ever he’s really trying to do is figure out if I can hang out or talk on the phone, then he can just ask that and I’ll respond accordingly.

Craigslist Date

Pairing: Yoongi/Jimin
Rated: E
Author: springrain21
Length: 48k - 13/13

Min Yoongi’s family are judgmental and unsupportive of his lifestyle and his mother won’t stop nagging him about how he’s still single. When he finds Park Jimin on Craigslist offering to pose as someone’s fake date to mess with their family, Yoongi can’t help himself. What starts as a prank on Yoongi’s family turns into something more when the two of them quickly develop feelings for each other. Will Yoongi, who doesn’t know how to handle feelings, let his chance at love slip away, or will he go after the silver-haired boy and hold onto him forever?

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Looking for a Bull

I’m tried Craigslist and Adult Dating sites and none of it has worked. So we are gonna give this a shot. We are looking for a bull that would love to fuck my sexy bubble butt blonde wife while I watch and record. Maybe do it when I’m not there and send pics and video. Requirements are be in the NY/NJ area or be willing to travel, be tall, good looking, well endowed. She prefers Spanish men with braids/long hair. Likes nice eyes, smile, Tattoos and the bad boy types. Message us, send her an email with pics and a little something to get her intrigued. Hope we find the right bull for the job. Good luck guys.

okay so “i hired you off craigslist to be my date for this event and i’ve kind of fallen in love with you” AUs are great, but what about
“you hired me off craigslist to be your date for this event, but now you’re off talking to people i don’t know so i hung back and befriended this other person’s hired date and now i think I’m falling for them”

Looking for a Bull

I’m tried Craigslist and Adult Dating sites and I’ve had a few good experiences but a lot of fakes. So we are gonna give this a shot. We are looking for a bull that would love to fuck my sexy bubble butt Putero Rican wife while I watch/join and record. Maybe do it when I’m not there and send pics and video. Requirements are, must be in the NY/NJ area or be willing to travel, be tall, good looking, well endowed. She prefers Spanish, white and black men with great stamina. Likes nice eyes, smile, Tattoos and the bad boy types. Message us, send her an email with pics and a little something to get her intrigued. Hope we find the right bull for the job. Good luck guys.

Fanfic Friday #10

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RWBY - Monochrome/Checkmating (Weiss/Blake) - Rated T

Weiss hires a girl off Craigslist to be her date for her sister’s wedding.

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Lmao I’m. So glad I’m not the only one with this…I’m so sick of hearing you guys bitch about my watermarks!!! Non stop bitching “Miia your pics don’t look the same..it takes away the quality of the photo…blah blah fuckin suck dick!!! I’m sick of being on escort sites Craigslist dating sites I’m not that desperate! I’m not a escort!!! It’s so annoying it’s driving me nuts! And don’t give me that "you chose this life..” Bullshit So played out!

There's More to a Wedding [KiKasa]

“Do you want me to come as a guy or a girl?”

Kasamatsu should have known hiring Kise Ryouta as his date for the wedding was a terrible idea the moment Kise asked that question. Flustered, Yukio couldn’t speak up for a moment, opening and closing his mouth around words that just wouldn’t come out. What kind of person even asked such questions?! Well, probably the kind who could be hired off of craigslist as a wedding date, and the person willing to hire that someone shouldn’t really be judging…

“Do I want what?” he stammered finally.

Kise giggled. “Do you want-”

“No, no, I heard you,” interrupted Kasamatasu, rubbing his forehead. “It’s just a weird question to ask. If I wanted a female partner I would have just called a girl.”

“Just keeping your options open, Kasamatsu-san~” sing-songed Kise, making Yukio frown involuntarily.

He felt like he should stress that he didn’t want Kise showing up as a girl under any circumstances, because that would be just awkward, although he would have probably appreciated the offer a few years ago. Currently, his family’s issue wasn’t with him being gay, but with him being a single gay, so he just couldn’t show up at another wedding alone. It was a matter of pride, obviously, because Kasamatsu wasn’t a type of guy to enjoy hiring people to pretend to be his dates. Ninety percent of the reason he was willing to go with a flashy guy like Kise was that he didn’t want any money, because he just liked going to weddings, and Yukio didn’t feel like he was hiring an escort that way.

The remaining ten percent was that Kise was criminally hot, judging by the pictures, so that was an added bonus of rubbing it in his family member’s faces.

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