“Ihave exactly one life. And for reasons I myself don’t really understand, I now believe that life will not be fulfilled unless I am standing at the bottom of the world’s deepest pit with you two perverts. And this beautiful mom-to-be. So, start the car. We’re going to the fucking pit.”
Dear Jordana. Thank you for letting me explore your perfect body. I could drink your blood, you are the only person that I would allow to be shrunken down to a microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine. We have lost our virginity but it wasn’t like losing anything. You are too good for me, you are too good for anyone. Sincerely, Oliver.