Bro would you like to get a pet fish with me?
Sure! Let’s name it… damn, I’ve got no ideas. Let MINNOW when you’ve got a name! WHALE, WHALE, what have we got here! These fish puns are really KRAKEN me up! Do you SEA what I did there? I hope it wasn’t a load of CARP! (Man, I really need to CLAM down!) I’ve gotta go now, so I’ll have to WAVE you goodbye! Thanks for being a REEL bro!
P.S. I could KRILL for some food right now!
P.P.S. I’m really into this new show called DADDLIEST CATCH!