• Jon: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
  • Craig: *with tears in his eyes* That is the most inspiring thing I've ever heard!
  • Tyler: *pushes mini away from Delirious* But what if I die and never get to eat my nachos?
  • Jon: *smirks* Then tomorrow is "nacho" lucky day!
  • Evan: GET THE FUCK OUT.