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Roasted Jalapeno Blueberry Porter (Two Henrys)

Brewery : Two Henrys
Beer : Roasted Jalapeño Blueberry Porter
Style : American Porter / Porter
Variance : Aged on Roasted Jalapeños and Fresh Blueberry Puree

8.5 / 10

What the fuck did I just drink?! Just from the smell alone I really thought I was about to sink my taste buds into some annoying bitch’s Etsy recipe for blueberry muffins but instead I’m left with one of the craziest porters I’ve ever experienced. I can’t even tell where one flavor starts and the other ends but honestly all the additions here work together so well in the end. A great fresh jalapeño flavor starts this off with a little bit of heat before that fresh blueberry flavor mixes in with a decent amount of sweetness before wrapping up with some smokey chocolate leaving you with an interesting but delicious after taste. I really thought that the blueberry and jalapeño wouldn’t work together what-so-ever kind of like the dragon and donkey in Shrek but just like that couple, those flavors came together in holy matrimony in my mouth. That sounded weirder than it should have. Oh well. The only thing that I don’t like about this beer is it’s name because it really doesn’t give me any fuel to the fire when it comes to writing or talking shit so I guess I’ll just pick a random famous person and rag on them. Hmm… Ok I got it! Why he fuck are we still allowing Alfonso Ribeiro to stay somewhat relevant in our world? Because of some stupid ass dance? No. Will Smith is the only famous person allowed to come from that show and that’s the way it should stay. What does that have to do with this beer? Nothing. Moving on. If you are looking for a porter than will make your brain explode then look no further than this brew because it’s probably one of the most unique porters I’ve tasted. There couldn’t be an easier way to get into the style for all you first timers even though this doesn’t accurately represent the style and for you bastards, grab a can as soon as you can. Can.

Written by: Steve B.

If I had my own beer, it’d be just like this here @ninkasibrewing DIPA but it’d be called Tricerahoperture, an the trike would have a gas mask on 😂🍻.
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2 delicious and juicy IPA’s from @beerbliotek , a single hop Mosaic IPA and Hip Hops IPA. The Mosaic had an intense hoppy flavor with oranges, grapefruit and a touch of pine up front with a slight malty backbone revealing some caramel and bread accents. The Hiphop was cleaner and more straight forward, exotic fruit in the nose, soft on the palate. Both IPA’s were rather gentle when it comes to the bitterness. Very enjoyable IPA in a nicely designed can. Ordered @ ➡ #beer #beerporn #craftbeer #beergeek #belgianbeergeek #drinkingcraft #drinksmartdrinkcraft #showmeyourcraft #365daysofcraftbeer #instabeer #beerstagram #beersofinstagram #craftbeerphoto #craftbeergeek #beerbliotek #beergium #IPA #hop #hophead #craftbeerphoto

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After a long day, this Crucial Taunt from @theveilbrewing is doing the trick. An imperial IPA loaded with floral notes, and juicy citrus finish. The Richmond craft beer scene is in good hands!

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I made these beer labels for my brother for Christmas! Earlier in the year, we’d been fantasizing about him starting a literature themed brewery called Whale of a Tale Brewing Co. where all the beers would be named classic literary/beer puns. I liked these three that we came up with the best so I decided to illustrate their future labels. Hopefully someday they will all really exist and I’ll get to drink them!:)