craft mess


2017-02-04 / Pure procastination

Ma nagyon alacsony volt a küszöb, a legapróbb dolog is elterelte a figyelmemet.

Egy kelkáposztalevél elég volt ahhoz hogy kibillentsen. 

Miből is? Az amúgy is zavaros, feszült pakolászásból, rendezgetésből. No hát mindegy, túléljük az ilyen napokat is.

Kidobáltam egy kupac régi rajzot megint.
Úgy vagyok vele, hogy előbb vagy utóbb úgy is ki kell válogatni, nem fogom őket mindenhova magammal hurcolni, hát miért ne rakjam ki őket most? Fejlődés mutatásában nincs jelentős szerepük, nem kötődöm hozzájuk, emlékeket nem nagyon idéznek, ígyhát mennek a szelektívbe.
A legtöbb úgyis maszatos grafitrajz volt. 

Átpakoltam az egész polcomat, és helyet szorítottam az asztalomon lévő doboznak ami a különböző papírmaradványoknak ad otthont. Így még mindig a kezem ügyében van, de lett plusz hely az asztalon ami nagyon jó. 
Így több a fény, több a tér. És talán annak az esélyét is csökkentettem, hogy teát vagy festékes vizet borítsak a laptopomra.

Fura egy nap volt ez.

És még nincs is vége.

Talán mondanom sem kell, de ma sem mentem senkivel sehova. Azaz mégsem mentem. Mostanában minden másokkal tervezett programom dugába dől és már ég a pofámról a bőr, mert akivel ma mentem volna, körülbelül zsinórba a hetedik közös programot mondom le. 

Meg kéne tanulnom, hogy nem szabad másokkal programot szerveznem, mert kifolyik a kezem közül az idő, elkap az inspiráció vagy a fáradság és végül le kell mondanom. 

Borzalom vagyok manapság ezen a téren.  

Contest WINNERS!!

JUDGING THIS CONTEST WAS REALLY HARD AND BEING IN TRANSIT MADE PUBLISHING THE RESULTS EVEN HARDER BUT HERE IT IS, WE GOT OVER 100 GREAT ENTRIES. however we soon realized that many of you are burdened with the curse of being TOO CREATIVE. even tumblr hobbyists who go out of their way to be as uncreative as possible still manage to be more successful than some theatrical movies, and i think thats beautiful. above all i hope with was a good exercise in how to not create a narrative.

THIRD PLACE: NIGHT OWL by @sh2nurse​!

The masterfully crafted mess of a story really struck a chord with us, in that it honest to god sounds like a very real cheap bizarre film we would uncover from the bowels of imdb. So congratulations on crafting something so incohesive its believable to exist, something like Spider’s web: A pig’s tale or Cinderella: Once upon a time in the west comes to mind, personally. also the kevin james segway bat is great.


Congratulations, we feel like this pitch really encapsulated the laziest, most stale, generic children’s animated movie that could be made today. You really succeeded at isolating the generic alleles from a movie’s genome and incubating them in a festering petri dish of G rated mom viewers. You could not pay me to see this movie in theatres. I think i would fall asleep halfway through watching it, and that deserves my praise.

FIRST PLACE: CHEEZED OFF by @synthaphone​!!

We felt like this entry could really be a real B+ movie with a competent budget that could actually exist. The kind of movie that barely tried, but was a huge miss and still bombs at the box office, in other words the kind of bad movie that really fascinates us the most here. The main character really looks like the most grating kind of bad and I already know i’m going to hate him irrationally throughout the film, so congrats for accomplishing that.



The judging process for this was so hard we very quickly agreed we just had to give out special mentions to our other finalists.

BORNEO by Anonymous(please come forward you magnificent person) as zoology nerds, this entry struck a personal chord. Just the premise of white tigers being released into the wild and an evil tiger-eating orangutan is amazing and makes me weep. also the effort put into the dvd sleeve was incredible.

HUSTLING VERMIN by @ apersonplaceorthing. i love the character models so much, its just so endearing and very reminiscent of over the hedge

ROCKIN ROBIN by @draconym i love these birds, theyre so bad. the girl bird is amazing, however we were hesitant to give a place award without a write up. also my mom who loves minions said it was ugly so thats a positive achievement.

MAXWELL DOGGINS by @sasquartz that pug…and that lady..they are beautiful

A PLATYPUS TALE by @itoruna-the-platypus we really loved this one and genuinely enjoyed the designs, however we felt that platypuses are TOO ORIGINAL

BIRDS OF A FEATHER by @finimun​ again feels like a bad movie that could really exist, im thinking something like the tier of free birds. we actually liked the idea of the hunting dog villain, for like, an actual interesting idea which inherently made it less generic though.

PAY DIRT by @mongoosefangs we really like the designs and terribly cliche evil corporate plot, but the commentary is definitely my favourite thing. 

RUFF LIFE by @joshnewberry, @kludges, @kittybf i really admire the effort that went into this, considering it took 3 people and 3d modelling. i also love the dan avidan, however i cant see how a movie starring dan would be anything less than amazing (my mom saw this entry too and asked if it was a real movie so congrats on that)

HIGH STAKES by @psychicpumpkinpi​ very great generic story, i especially love the writing for the female love interest, you nailed the trope good job.

CONCERNING PRIZES, personally i would love to do a stream as i make the prizes, however that means it may take more time for them to be out, so i guess its up to you to decide

#6 ➸ Luhan

“Are you wearing my shirt?”

The hall light is extinguished as Luhan closes the door. He kicks his shoes off, throwing them to an unknown area. His eyes all but open as his sock feet slide across the room. A curse escapes his lips when his little toe hits the metal legs of the sofa. With scrunched features Luhan resumes his walk only to trip over your laptop charger, crafting a mess of sound that sets his feet at full speed to prevent the item from falling, “Fuck fuck fuck”.

Once he’s certain the laptop is going to stay in place, he shrugs himself into your bedroom. It is the creaking of the bed that narrows his eyes toward the barely enlightened vision of your mess of locks popping into view. Your still dim bedroom makes it difficult for Luhan to catch a good glance at you, however he manages to distinguish the familiar piece of grey fabric covering your torso; one of his puma shirts. The shirt you slept in every night he was away.

You loose a deep sigh that paints Luhan’s smile wider. You’re not only wearing one of his shirts but you’re wearing it to sleep and you look so… so damn breathtaking. Which is a solace for the long and stressful day he had. Luhan can withstand mobs at train stations, busy schedules, even the required flights for his new film if he’s coming home to this

To you.

Luhan doesn’t bother to undress, he doesn’t mind sleeping uncomfortable; all he wants is his grip to return around your waist as you bury your head in his chest. He spent so many nights clinging to a silly and cold pillow that now that he has glimpsed your small figure swathed by soft warm sheets, he can’t control himself.

Tenderness crinkles his mouth when his name leaves your lips in a whisper. His sleepy stature softens a bit as he crawls above the sheets to you, fingers wiggling over your wrist to wrap your arm around his neck and draw your forehead under his chin. Pursed lips pressed on your head as he murmurs tiredly, “I’m here babe”.

But you’re still asleep, clutching the material of his shirt between your knuckles to hold onto him as you mumble amid dreams, faltering the notion that he is back, “I love you”.