I’m at crackerbarrel and the hostess said “enjoy your meal” and I said “you too” and just when I’d recovered from that this really hot waiter came by and seductively said “can I light your candle?” and I spit my water everywhere fuck this I’m never coming back to this fucking restaurant again

Heavy duty game of ‘jump the golf tee on the triangle thingee’ going on today with Brycen and Missy at #CrackerBarrel (at Cracker Barrel Old Country Store)