crack-headcanons-are-the-best

  • Chanyeol: we need to set some ground rules, i can hang out with other people..
  • Baekhyun: what do you mean?
  • Chanyeol: sometimes i want to go out with other friends
  • Sehun: i think he's breaking up with us...
  • Baekhyun: OH GOD OH GOD *starts tearing up*
  • Chanyeol: no that's not what i- Sehun please
  • Sehun: oh no you don't, don't "sehun" me you cheater
  • Junmyeon: My baby you're back!!! How was the trip? I missed you, you know i love you so much :( you worked so hard i'm so proud i love uuu
  • Jongin: Hyung... i told you it was nice thank you, i worked hard... you can get off me now...
  • Sehun: What's going on?
  • Baekhyun: Jongin returned from Japan... that man has been clinging to the poor boy for half an hour. can't imagine what will happen when Yixing arrives..
  • [dance line practicing for comeback]
  • Jongin: maybe i should do this part differently?
  • Yixing: yes! how about this?
  • Jongin: perfect! it's gonna turn out amazing you're so good at this! all those years as trainee paid off
  • Sehun: what happened to doing the choreography... what the fuck are you doing?
  • Yixing and Jongin: Drawing...
  • Yixing: i made a ducky and nini made a wolf see?
  • Jongin: i also made a bird and xing made a lamb earlier
  • Sehun: OMGILOVEDUCKYS... you know... i am a dancer as well...
EXO practicing for comeback... probably
  • Kai: Did you see that? That's the reason i'm the best dancer
  • Lay: Pfff yea i'm sure pretty boy
  • Kai: U wanna go?
  • Lay: ??? I already won and they all agree with me, right?
  • Sehun// panting in the bg: Did i do it right? ugh... my footing was off :( i'll work harder i promise
  • ot6// squealing: look aT THE BABY HE'S SO GROWN OMG BEST BOY !! BEST DANCER !! MOST AMAZING !! HE'S SO BIG DID YOU SEE HIS MOVES?! THE BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD SEHUNNIE SO CUTE OMGGG

guiltyhipster  asked:

Crack Headcanon: Ralph and Vanellope attended the Gene Con for shits and giggles and bought some really stupid Gene-themed merchandise while they were there. Gene can scream until he's blue-faced, but he will NEVER convince them to throw out any of it.

(( Such merchandise included a “World’s Greatest Mayor” mug, a Gene action figure (now with 20% more alcohol action,) and a bunch of stickers with the cursive “G” on them which they then proceeded to stick everywhere. ))