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At my great surprise, I just stumbled upon “the leak” of all time for Fairy Tail. 

In some dark corners of the net lies the first draft of Mashima’s farewell chapter. The one concluding the climax and leaving only the ever after to wrap up. The one where the hype and tension finally explodes in a sea of reveals, fast-paced action and grit.
And as expected, Mashima doesn’t disappoint and manages to surprise us to the very end with a twist ending nobody saw coming. My fingers are still shaking while I’m typing this, the shock of this piece hasn’t left my bones since I first laid eyes on it. 

See for yourself, have your world turned upside down: this is what I’m talking about.  (credits to OharaLibrarianArtur for creating this, I’m just sharing his brilliance there)


Here are some highlights of this gem

  • Acnologia is out for blood, but luckily the strength of the “meeen” is there to stop him:


  • Ichiya being a secret master Enchanter (and more dragon boner):


  • Another meteor is there to obliterate the world but don’t worry our master’s spirit is there to give us the strenght to fight on:



  • Thankfully strategy is used to save the day and the lesson is that the best weapon is always the one pulled from the ennemy’s strenght:


  • And finally the conclusion, the end of this chapter (one that I am sure @fairytail-whathesays will particularly savor):

All credits goes to the crazy genius behind this masterpiece of an edit, the one, the only, the true OharaLibrarianArtur (you can find him on reddit)

I like how Pacific Rim has given us the perfect way to describe all the different kinds of soulmates. It may refer to your best friend or the love of your life or your writing partner or maybe even your fandom buddy–someone who just gets you and knows how you think and fits perfectly into the space beside you: You’re drift compatible.

  yeah, but no lie— souda is genuinely, really, really goddamn stupid. like, he’s a genius in terms of machinery, make no mistake — spatial awareness, systems and programs, maths, structure, physics — but like, when it comes to social and general logic? common sense and knowledge? emotional sensitivity? manners? he’s a straight up fool. he has not gone a day in his life without embarassing himself. he once asked hinata if dinosaurs were real and if it was true that if you drank your own piss you’d die

  • Junmyeon: My baby you're back!!! How was the trip? I missed you, you know i love you so much :( you worked so hard i'm so proud i love uuu
  • Jongin: Hyung... i told you it was nice thank you, i worked hard... you can get off me now...
  • Sehun: What's going on?
  • Baekhyun: Jongin returned from Japan... that man has been clinging to the poor boy for half an hour. can't imagine what will happen when Yixing arrives..
EXO as things they appreciate
  • Minseok: His sick sports wear collection
  • Junmyeon: His 8 babies and if they're eating well
  • Yixing: His hip thrusts
  • Baekhyun: Yixing's hip thrusts
  • Chanyeol: Also Yixing's hip thrusts + music
  • Jongdae: Minseok's entire being
  • Kyungsoo: His tolerance level
  • Jongin: His doggies, sleep, dancing, rainbows, flowers, fluffy thi
  • Sehun: Vivi & Justin Bieber
EXO practicing for comeback... probably
  • Kai: Did you see that? That's the reason i'm the best dancer
  • Lay: Pfff yea i'm sure pretty boy
  • Kai: U wanna go?
  • Lay: ??? I already won and they all agree with me, right?
  • Sehun// panting in the bg: Did i do it right? ugh... my footing was off :( i'll work harder i promise
  • ot6// squealing: look aT THE BABY HE'S SO GROWN OMG BEST BOY !! BEST DANCER !! MOST AMAZING !! HE'S SO BIG DID YOU SEE HIS MOVES?! THE BEST DANCER IN THE WORLD SEHUNNIE SO CUTE OMGGG

guiltyhipster  asked:

Crack Headcanon: Ralph and Vanellope attended the Gene Con for shits and giggles and bought some really stupid Gene-themed merchandise while they were there. Gene can scream until he's blue-faced, but he will NEVER convince them to throw out any of it.

(( Such merchandise included a “World’s Greatest Mayor” mug, a Gene action figure (now with 20% more alcohol action,) and a bunch of stickers with the cursive “G” on them which they then proceeded to stick everywhere. ))