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My 8 yr old cousin loves my bee stickers / knows how much I love bees & so tonight at a family dinner he surprised me with this drawing he did for me & I am shook by how cute this is💛🐝🐝

alexander hamilton general headcanons:
  • he never takes any sugar or any creamer in his coffee
  • he never drinks tea and insists it’s for the weak minded
    • he’s gotten in many debates with practically everyone over this 
    • it’s one of the things that him and jefferson fight over frequently
      • ‘hamilton you can’t be serious- tea is amazing?’  'you must be out of your GODDAMNED MIND’
  • the longest he’s gone without sleep is two weeks 
    • all of his friends try and get him to have a normal sleep schedule but he isn’t having it
  • the man has a horrible addiction to caffeine but even after he drinks coffee, he still looks exhausted
  • he loves sleep more than anything but he denies himself the pleasure of it
  • he can actually play piano really well but no one else knows
    • he taught himself how to play it 
  • he is actually a really big fan of reading fiction although he has never attempted to write it yes he has
    • he loves reading non fiction more though
  • he sometimes doodles a bit
    • and by a bit i mean that he has filled up at least two notebooks with just drawings
      • he’ll never admit he likes drawing but lafayette saw him drawing once
  • he almost never eats at all
    • his friends always have to remind him to eat
  • he loves rap music
slytherin x hufflepuff relationships (date night)

 one of my first themed headcanons!!! requested. female Hufflepuff x male slytherin

I wasn’t actually sure if your submission was a request or something to post, so I added to it a little, hope thats okay!

WARNING: use of swear words

  • hufflepuff nervously waits for slytherin to get home
  • she was almost ready, just had to do her makeup
  • slytherin coming home from work and getting changed
  • “where are we going again?”
  • hufflepuff smiles as she puts on her lipstick, nodding her head as she dances to the music blasting through the speakers of their bathroom “the opera, remember? I got the tickets from work”
  • slytherin, loving high society gatherings, grins as he fishes his tux out from the closet
  • despite being home later, slytherin is ready first
  • hufflepuff probably would have been ready first, if it weren’t for the music she was currently singing and dancing to in front of the mirror
  • slytherin looks up from tying his shoes at the end of the bed, and watches her mouth the lyrics to “out tonight” by rosario dawson as she applies mascara
  • she fishes around in a drawer, trying to find the earrings that would match her dress perfectly
  • she doesnt notice slytherin walking towards the bathroom, his bowtie still undone and leaning against the door frame, his hands in his pockets
  • “FUCK” hufflepuff says in frustration
  • slytherin’s eyebrows shoot upward as he smiles and shakes his head at her
  • he pushes off the door frame with his shoulder and walks to the bedside table on puff’s side of the bed, knowing that she wore the earrings last week to a wedding
  • he silently carries them back to the bathroom and hands them to her
  • she looks at him in surprise because how the fuck did he find them ive been looking for them for ages and stands on her toes to kiss him on the lips
  • soon theyre standing side by side in front of the mirror, slytherin fixing his hair and puff trying to get her earrings in
  • slytherin fixes his tie, smirks at puff who’s still so concentrated on getting the earrings in and rolls his eyes
  • once she’s got them in, and is applying a second layer of lipstick, he heads out of the bathroom, swats her on the butt in the process and reminds her that if she doesnt get her shoes on soon, they’re going to be late

i did not plan on doing so much on this ugh

manga spoilers//

sometimes i remember how the manga just keeps going on like normal, but what if sometimes…just sometimes shigeo is hit with a crushing feeling and all he can answer is, “I don’t know.” 

Getting head from Shawn would include...
  • Shawn begging for it [ “Pleeeeease, baby. Just a taste?” ]
  • Him suckling the base of your neck to show you just what his mouth can do
  • You feeling unsure about the whole thing…
  • Just the slightest bit self conscious about the thought of having such a beautiful face between your thighs
  • Him reminding you that he thinks you’re perfect, in every way
  • And that he wants to pleasure you in every way, especially like this…
  • You eventually feeling comfortable enough to allow him
  • And him laying you down on a soft, warm bed 
  •  Watching Shawn crawl down your body slowly until his head is level with your core
  • Having your legs spread slowly and gently, and feeling the cool air of the bedroom spread across your warmth
  • Feeling that little tingle of goosebumps breaking out across the inside of your thighs
  • Shawn commenting on the moist spot spreading across the center of your thong, purely from your anticipation
  • “Love it when you wet your panties for me, baby.”
  • “Sexiest fucking thing in the whole wide world.”
  • Being teased as Shawn blows gently against the fabric
  • And bites down into his bottom lip as he watches your back arch at the sensation
  • Being licked through the fabric
  • Ever so gently, from your entrance to your hardening clit
  • Having your clit sucked through the fabric
  • And your eyes shutting hard as you gasp
  • You changing your tune so that you’re begging him now
  • “Please, please don’t tease me, Shawn.”
  • Shawn’s little smirk as he hooks his thumbs in the waistband of your thong
  • Having your panties pulled down nice and slow
  • Then thrown somewhere over his shoulder
  • Shawn settling back into you, his mouth hovering over your bare skin this time
  • That first lick against your pussy
  • And the way his tongue slides right down into your folds
  • Him taking his time at first
  • And slowly tonguing the full length of your slit
  • Shawn moaning against your sex
  • And telling you that you have the “best tasting pussy in the whole world.”
  • Him sliding first one, then two fingers inside
  • Then having the pace suddenly switched up on you
  • Shawn french kissing the pussy like his life depends on it
  • Getting wild, sloppy head
  • Feeling his long fingers pumping in and out of you smoothly
  • As he grabs your hands with his free hand and slides your fingers into his thick hair
  • Shawn asking you to let loose for him [ “Come on, use my mouth. Get what you need.” ]
  • You taking advantage of that
  • Pulling his hair hard enough to make him hiss a bit
  • And throwing caution to the wind, letting your hips roll up against his tongue
  • The little spank he gives to the inside of your thigh
  • And the hungry slurping sounds he makes as he devours you
  • His spit adding to your wetness and dripping down the inside of your thighs
  • You feeling completely uninhibited as you feel a strong orgasm bubbling up from deep inside
  • You letting him know, in babbled words, that you can’t hold it much longer [ “Fuck, Shawn. FuckfuckfuckI’mgonnacum.” ]
  • Your thighs starting to clamp around his ears involuntarily
  • And your walls starting to clamp around his fingers
  • Shawn forcing your legs back open so that you can get the full benefit of his mouth on you when you cum
  • His large hands pinning your hips to the mattress
  • And an orgasm ripping through you so hard your back snaps up from the mattress 
  • Shawn growling as you gasp
  • And him continuing to massage you through your peak with his mouth
  • You getting too sensitive to take any more
  • And then pulling him away from you by his hair
  • Shawn letting you catch your breath for a second
  • While peppering gentle kisses to the inside of your thighs
  • Him looking up at you with big, loving eyes
  • As he mutters, with awe: “Shit, love. I wanna do that for you every single day, okay?”
  • You pulling him up by his ears as you giggle
  • And the two of you cuddling until the feeling returns to your toes ;)