I don’t know where
this came from. I was thinking that Regina and the Queen were kind of like
bickering five year olds…and then I thought what if they did get turned into
five year olds? Snow and Charming have the fun of trying to parent twin little
Reginas. Total crack AU. Family fluff. I don’t own Once or any of its
characters. Apologies for any mistakes. Hope you all enjoy :)
TW for references to
“Give it back!”
“But you’re me so it’s mine now!”
David frowns at the sudden howling that erupts from the
other room. He sighs, putting his book aside as he realises that it’s time to
once again try to avoid World War Three. He walks into the next room to see one
of the identical brunettes holding her cheek as she sobs whilst the other one
cowers and cries in the corner.
Modern kindergarten AU where every week a class member gets to bring their pet for Show And Tell and Robb brings a literal fucking wolf and @unburntxqueen brings a Komodo Dragon, so they meet up in the principal’s office because apparently those animals are “dangerous” and “not allowed” and “deadly” and “where did you even get that and why did your parents let you have it?”
Plot twist: the Hope from Mack’s photo is Hope van Dyne. They were unlikely best friends in high school who had a falling out after an argument about whether women can wear leather jackets. Now that Mack is falling for Elena, he worries that this new relationship will frustrate his attempts at reconnecting with his long lost bestie.
Stiles finally cracks. He’s had enough of this town and not enough of Derek. They’ve secretly, well as secretly as you can be with a bunch of weres around, carried on their long distance relationship for over a year now while Derek took his pack to mingle with others across the world. Now Stiles wants nothing more than to finally be with his Alpha-hubby-to-be and his pack, their pack, for as long as they both shall live.