SHINee in the military would be such a train wreck like

sargent: DROP AND GIVE ME 50!

key: yeah so i would, i really would, but see that down there is the ground and it has germs and i can’t be sticking my hands in germs.

Jonghyun: you can sit on my back while i do them

Minho: and then you two can sit on my back.

Onew: do you guys have a KFC

Sargent: no

Onew: then i’ll be going.

Tamein: do you have a little shit by the name of Kim Jongin floating around?

Sargent: no

Taemin: Onew, i’m coming, too

Taemin: hah. i rhymed 

Sargent: okay fine then let’s get you boys uniform. lets start with the hair

Key: hell no you are not cutting this hair off i’ll have you know that it takes two liters of jonghyun’s freshly shed tears A DAY to get this kind of shine.

Taemin: i cant even feel my scalp anymore.

Taemin: i cant feel anything, really.

Jonghyun: i can help with that

Minhoe: why do i never have an adequate amount of lines in these text posts and when i do have a line it’s always a lame name pun

Taemin: the same reason Sehun only speaks in poorly accented, fragmented English in EXO songs. it’s just what fits you.

Minho: That’s right my type.


Taemin dancing to Ginuwine - Pony

I don’t even know what this is, probably the expression of my inner 90′s R&B hoe ft. my borderline obssession and love for Taemin… I’m so sorry LMAO (heavily inspired by this)


The adventures of Mama Jin

Part 1

Part 2

BTS Reality Show

Part 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9  10 11

The Real Housewives Of Seoul

Part 1

Suho On Dr.Phil

Part 1

Shinee getting ready in the same room is probably so problematic like

Taemin: wheres my lip gloss?
Key: Minho!
Minho: what, you crusty toe nail. I’m playing fifa
Key: where’s the whip?
Onew: i hid it. We don’t need anymore accidents
Key: it was one time
Taemin: wheres my lip gloss?
Jonghyun: hell no you aren’t getting the whip
Key: c'mon
Jonghyun: i still have scars.
Key: they build character
Onew: He cried for a week
Key: thats normal
Onew: true
Taemin: where’s my lip gloss
Management: We’re on in five, boys!
Onew: good we’re all ready-
Taemin: where’s my lip gloss?
Minho: jesus christ taemin why are you so unorganized.
Key: you could have asked us earlier
Jonghyun: you dont need it baby boy
Onew: always such a child…
Key: you can borrow mine, taemin. But only this one time
Taemin: this is MINE
Key: jesus so posessive
Jonghyun: he has my heart
Minho: what are you, 2?
Onew: jesus
Taemin: crap
Shinee: what?
Taemin: I had Kai’s all along.
Kai, somewhere: wheres my lip gloss?


praying for 2017 to be a good year // i have too much time on my hands and i love key and memes.

If BTS was a reality show Pt. 3

Jin: / in the confession booth/ So I’ve called some of the girls over for tea..since you know how us moms can be. I always enjoy spilling tea with my girls and also catching up with each other.

Originally posted by jjilljj

Suho: /pours vodka into his tea/

Key: I see you’ve started drinking again

Suho: And I see you’re still fake af

Originally posted by qrishan

Jinyoung: Hey now..lets not fight..we’re here to relax and have a good time 

Originally posted by periwin5les

N: Wow Jin you’re glowing whats got you all happy?

Jin: Oh me and joonies anniversary is this week and i’m just really excited thats all

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Suho:/ Triggered/ oh it must be least you still have a husband that’ll come home to you

Originally posted by bemineinseoul

N :Oh honey /rubs his back/

Originally posted by shit-vixx-say

Suho: that bitch left me without saying goodbye

Key : /rolls his eyes/ every single time 

Jinyoung:/starts tearing up/

Originally posted by holyfuckmark

Jin : oh whats wrong with you?

Jinyoung: one of my youngest…bambam…he dabbed for a whole year straight /bursts into tears/ that boy just won’t stop and its driving me crazy

Jin;/ hugs him as he cries/ my youngest won’t spend time with me 

Key: Honestly all of my kids are doing great…they’re either acting, modeling or singing /flips his hair/

Suho:/glares/ Well hoe your bank ain’t doing too good from what I’ve heard

Key: The way I spend my  money is my business  and only my business..the only thing you need to worry about is which one of your sons is going to leave you next

Originally posted by rin-the-kpopper

Jin: Damn key you don’t have to bring it that far…not cool

Suho: No no Jin let the dog speak

Key: /chokes on his tea/ Dog? tf…did this bitch just call me a damn dog

Originally posted by kagayakimasu

Suho: hell yes I just did the fuck you gonna do about it

Key: THATS IT /jumps over the table and tackles suho onto the floor fighting/

Jin: NOOOOO, NOT MY GOOD CHINA / gets up to check on his fine china/

Cameracrew:/ runs in to break up the fight/

Jhope :/watching from a distance smoking his weed/ Now that is what I call good tea

Originally posted by cyyphr

N:/secretly shoving cookies into his bag/

Originally posted by muunstahhx

Jinyoung:/helping the crew break up the fight/

Jin:/In the confession booth/ And that was tea time…amazing wasn’t it…we plan on meeting next week for brunch

Originally posted by chimchams


“Do you ever look at someone and wonder.. What is going on inside their head?`


#WhatsGoingOnInAKpopersHead - PART 1 

SHINee Reaction: You Send Them Nudes *CRACK*

- i didn’t take this seriously lol. i’ll get kara to re-do this when she’s better. i’m not even adding this to the master list


Originally posted by shineemoon

*him acting as tho he didn’t just see what he just saw*
JH: Onew? You okay?
ON: So naked… o_o
JH: whut


Originally posted by daenso



Originally posted by fightmelulu

he’s honestly done with you


Originally posted by fukumin99

*aggresively stuffs food in mouth to stop from screaming*


Originally posted by sexytaemin

I DON’T KNOW OKAY *ugly sobbing*