SHINee in the military would be such a train wreck like
sargent: DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
key: yeah so i would, i really would, but see that down there is the ground and it has germs and i can’t be sticking my hands in germs.
Jonghyun: you can sit on my back while i do them
Minho: and then you two can sit on my back.
Onew: do you guys have a KFC
Onew: then i’ll be going.
Tamein: do you have a little shit by the name of Kim Jongin floating around?
Taemin: Onew, i’m coming, too
Taemin: hah. i rhymed
Sargent: okay fine then let’s get you boys uniform. lets start with the hair
Key: hell no you are not cutting this hair off i’ll have you know that it takes two liters of jonghyun’s freshly shed tears A DAY to get this kind of shine.
Taemin: i cant even feel my scalp anymore.
Taemin: i cant feel anything, really.
Jonghyun: i can help with that
Minhoe: why do i never have an adequate amount of lines in these text posts and when i do have a line it’s always a lame name pun
Taemin: the same reason Sehun only speaks in poorly accented, fragmented English in EXO songs. it’s just what fits you.
Minho: That’s right my type.