crack

  • Seokjin: I'm hand-
  • Yoongi: Some. You're handsome. Your body is handsome. Your face is handsome. You're 'worldwide' handsome.
  • Hoseok: Heck, even that guy you shook hands with on the way here is handsome because you fucking touched him. We get it. You're handsome.
  • Namjoon: You're so handsome, that Bang PD had to hire you because he knew BTS would be lost without you.
  • Jimin: You're so handsome, that even the straightest of men turn gay for you.
  • Taehyung: Your mom cried when she gave birth to you, because she knew her looks would never match yours. Your father cried. Your brother cried. We cried. Our families cried.
  • Jungkook: Everyone bloody cried. Because. You're. So. Fucking. Handsome.
  • Seokjin: ...
  • Bangtan: WE FUCKING KNOW!
Jikook Stans #5
  • Taehyung: Do you know what surprised me?
  • Jimin: What?
  • Taehyung: That Jungkook dosen't just use google, to find out what Jikook stans are.
  • Jimin: ...
  • Taehyung: ...
  • Both [break out in laugher]: Jungkookie~
  • Jungkook [come in]: Yeah?
  • Taehyung [laughing]: Nothing.
  • Jimin [giggles]: I love you, you know?
  • Jungkook [confused]: Yeah...??
  • Jimin: You're perhaps stupid sometimes, but i love you.
  • Jungkook: ?????????????