Dan: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as ‘Eagle One’

Dan: Chris is ‘Been There, Done That’

Dan: Phil, ‘Currently Doing That’

Dan: PJ ‘It Happened Once In A Dream’

Dan: Louise ‘If I Had To Pick A Girl’

Dan: Felix, your codename is ‘Eagle Two’

Felix: Thank god

Year: 2045

Me: Hey sweetie! how was school?

Child: Great! We are doing this really cool study about early social media! I was assigned to YouTube! Remember it?

Me: *stares into camera like its the office*

Pj: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Phil: What if I bite it and it dies?

Dan: That means you’re poisonous.

Phil: What if it bites itself and I die?

Marzia:…That’s voodoo.

Louise: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Felix: That’s correlation, not causation.

Dan: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Chris: That’s kinky.