crabship

anonymous asked:

*slides in* *whispers* crabship. *slides out* -catalyst

Send me a ship and I will rate it:

notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / my otp babbies

and answer:

  • Who is the most affectionate?
    • tamatoa is.
  • Big spoon/Little spoon?
    • this depends.  if we’re going with big tamatoa, he’s the big spoon.  if human for any reason, it would be maui.
  • Most common argument?
    • how to treat humans.
  • Favorite non-sexual activity?
    • finding treasure.
  • Who is most likely to carry the other?
    • maui carries tamatoa, no matter the form.
  • Nicknames?
    • tamatoa to maui: treasure, less shiny version of me.  maui to tamatoa: cavelight, starshine.
  • Who worries the most?
    • maui.
  • Who tops?
    • maui, though i can see them switching.
  • Who initiates kisses?
    • a good mix of them both.
  • Who wakes up first?
    • they both sleep forever.
  • Who says I love you first?
    • maui.