lifeguard!jungkook - the bikini

→ pairing: jeon jungkook x reader

→ genre: lifeguard!au, floof, humour, car sex so nsfw duH, jealousy!!

→ wordcount: 3.8k

→ notes: could u pls make my day n do a jeongguk reaction to u being in a bikini huhu could be sliiightly jealous n sexy and the answer is YES i can and here you go my sweet child,,, i am having so much fun writing these drabbles,, but i should be studying for my midterms.,.. but u know what a jealous guk is more important than my education so that’s how my life is going so far

if u wanna ask jungoo or y/n anything u know what to do ;-)

(gif isn’t mine!)

(((and the read more function iS there but most of the time it doesn’t work on mobile :// i am sorry don’t attack me by sending passive-aggressive anon messages)))

  • okay
  • you’re not usually a bikini person
  • here’s why
  • a) you don’t go swimming because you hate the stench of chlorine and also children pee in the pool and everyone’s spit and snot is in the water it’s a grOSS situation
  • b) you rarely go to the beach because it’s so far away from your apartment and it doesn’t bother you because you hate the beach anyway
  • a bikini is not a part of your wardrobe because you have never had the need to purchase a bikini
  • but uh

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