Apparently we needed 2,330 words of Darkwing Duck family feels fluff involving sushi today.
“Launchpad!” Drake grinned at his partner in delight. “I didn’t know you could use chopsticks!”
“Oh yeah.” Launchpad deftly dropped a piece of crab sushi into his mouth with his chopsticks, taking a quick second to chew and swallow before speaking again. “Went around the world with Mr. McD and the kids, picked up a few things along the way. Kind of had to, Mr. McD is a stickler for table manners, especially when it comes to meal time negotiations.”
He went to grab another pieces and it slipped, falling out of his chopsticks. The chopsticks quickly followed, one falling off the table and rolling on to the floor. “Course, I tend to crash them too.” Launchpad chuckled ruefully, then picked up a piece of salmon nigiri. “To be honest, I’m better at eating sushi with my fingers.”
If that was the only thing Launchpad crashed tonight, Drake would count it as getting off lightly.
(that’s a lie i’m cool with like. sushi? shrimp? crab? that’s all tho if u cook the fish it can’t go in my mouth the texture is illegal)
concept? upsetting if i think about it for too long
which i had to do, for a project in high school, and it made me permanently unable to look at meat without my brain drawing a comparison between where this came from and a Place On My Personal Body and Picturing The Animal And Its Life And How it Died which gets upsetting for me after a while
also have u seen raw chicken. have u seen raw meat. u must touch this to cook it no it’s bad no thank
i’m too broke to theoretically eat meat in a way that i’d be cool with re: how it’s produced etc etc so i just opted out. also just too broke in general. have u seen meat it costs so many dollars
cooking meat gives me anxiety what if i try to cook a meat and it makes my whole tummy sick
i’m sensitive to a lot of foods/things in general and meat is just always so risky my dude and i don’t even like it v much and i like veggie burgers better than actual burgers so??? a good and positive time for me
I am 100% cool with other people eating meat but for me Personally the Texture Is Bad and the Experience Is Not Good and it’s not allowed in my mouth or my life