crab-sushi

anonymous asked:

RFA and MC's allergies (outdoor allergies, food allergies at restaurants, anything)

Author’s note: omg this was so fun to write ^^

Yoosung

  • you hated fall not really it’s an amazing month, you justed hated your fall allergies
  • so when your bby invited you out on an evening stroll through the park
  • you had to say no
  • BUT BEFORE HE COULD GET SAD YOU EXPLAINED 
  • you were just alleric to basically everything when this time came around I mean just pollen but the same thing
  • you two decided to have a movie night instead

Zen

  • “YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO CATS TOO??”
  • he is SO HAPPY he found  someone who shares his hatered allergies
  • you and him team up to tease Jumin about Elly and he loves it
  • once, when you were over at Jumin’s you and Zen sneezed in sync
  • aND YOOSUNG LAUGHED SO HARD HE ALMOST BURSTED A VEIN

Jaehee

  • when you mentioned you were allergic to peanuts 
  • SHE STORMED RIGHT INTO HER KITCHEN AND THREW OUT ANYTHING WITH THE WORD NUT IN IT
  • also anytime you two went out to eat
  • she would always base her restaurant choice around your allergy she was just so worried you would have a reaction

Jumin

  • it was at a dinner party when it happened
  • NO ONE TOLD YOU THERE WAS CRAB IN THE SUSHI you should’ve known though
  • so when you saw hives on your arms you ran to the bathroom but CRAP you left your epi pen in your purse
  • you texted Jumin to bring your purse to the bathroom
  • “Is it lady issues?”
  • “No.”
  • “What’s wrong?”
  • “Just bring me my purse.”
  • “Not until you tell me what’s wrong.”
  • “JUMIN MY FACE IS SWELLING UP AND MY EPI PEN IS IN THERE SO HELP ME GOD JUST BRING ME MY PURSE!!”
  • he knocked on the door and handed you your epi pen did he go through your purse ?
  • “Was it the crab?”
  • “…Yeah.”
  • “See you out there. Oh, and I’ll make you a plate of veggie sushi and leave it at your spot.”

707

  • you were working in the garden when you were VICIOUSLY attacked by a bee
  • it ended up stinging your cheek and yup it’s the size of a golf ball
  • as soon as you walked into the house to find some medicine SEVEN BURST OUT LAUGHING
  • “M-MC WHAT’S ON YOUR FACE?? IS THAT YOUR TWIN?”
  • “You’re the one with a twin, idiot.”
  • “DID YOU GET PLASTIC SURGERY TO MAKE ONE CHEEK BIGGER?”
  • “No, but if you keep talking your cheek will be just as swollen as mine.”
  • “HOW-Oh… okay. But really, what happened?”
  • “Stung by a bee.”
  • “I’m not sure if I bee-lieve you”
  • “We’re getting a divorce.”
  • eventually he helps you find your medicine and apologizes for the jokes BUT NOT BEFORE HE CRACKS A COUPLE 10 MORE
[Darkwing Duck] How we Roll

Apparently we needed 2,330 words of Darkwing Duck family feels fluff involving sushi today.


“Launchpad!” Drake grinned at his partner in delight. “I didn’t know you could use chopsticks!” 

“Oh yeah.” Launchpad deftly dropped a piece of crab sushi into his mouth with his chopsticks, taking a quick second to chew and swallow before speaking again. “Went around the world with Mr. McD and the kids, picked up a few things along the way. Kind of had to, Mr. McD is a stickler for table manners, especially when it comes to meal time negotiations.”

He went to grab another pieces and it slipped, falling out of his chopsticks. The chopsticks quickly followed, one falling off the table and rolling on to the floor. “Course, I tend to crash them too.” Launchpad chuckled ruefully, then picked up a piece of salmon nigiri. “To be honest, I’m better at eating sushi with my fingers.”

If that was the only thing Launchpad crashed tonight, Drake would count it as getting off lightly.

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anonymous asked:

:o why don't you do meat anymore??

many reasons!!!

  • i have never really actually enjoyed meat v much
  • texture? bad. smell? sometimes ok. taste? no,
    • (that’s a lie i’m cool with like. sushi? shrimp? crab? that’s all tho if u cook the fish it can’t go in my mouth the texture is illegal)
  • concept? upsetting if i think about it for too long 
    • which i had to do, for a project in high school, and it made me permanently unable to look at meat without my brain drawing a comparison between where this came from and a Place On My Personal Body and Picturing The Animal And Its Life And How it Died which gets upsetting for me after a while
    •  also have u seen raw chicken. have u seen raw meat. u must touch this to cook it no it’s bad no thank
  • i’m too broke to theoretically eat meat in a way that i’d be cool with re: how it’s produced etc etc so i just opted out. also just too broke in general. have u seen meat it costs so many dollars 
  • cooking meat gives me anxiety what if i try to cook a meat and it makes my whole tummy sick
    • i’m sensitive to a lot of foods/things in general and meat is just always so risky my dude and i don’t even like it v much and i like veggie burgers better than actual burgers so??? a good and positive time for me

I am 100% cool with other people eating meat but for me Personally the Texture Is Bad and the Experience Is Not Good and it’s not allowed in my mouth or my life

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