crab claus

Last Christmas I said I’d always remember when the Doctor was me

But the very next day we were swallowed by a dinosaur and I turned into a raving madman for a while and scared you

This year, to save you from tears, I’ll come for you in my TARDIS and take you in your nightdress to the North Pole where it’s cold and probably dangerous and we’ll have an adventure like old times except with crab creatures and Santa Claus

Because you’re someone special.