craaaaaaaaazy

So I don't know how many of you remember that thing that was going around a while ago

the thing where you could get some crazy glasses straws for absolutely free

well uh

I may have

got them, and

they are absolutely fucking amazing

im taking these everywhere to consume my beverages 

FUCK YEAH

In my perfect world...

–Thunderstorms would happen at night, or on those days when you want to couch it, watching football, or LMN.

–Winter would last from December 22-January 14. (EVERYONE NEEDS A BREAK AND A NAP SOMETIMES.)

–Spring would be mid-January through Memorial weekend.

–Summer is forever Memorial weekend-October.

–Fall is October-December 22.

–Everyone would take their photos with the horizon straight.

YOUUUUU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAY IM CRAAAAAAAAAZY

CAUSE YOU DONT THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE

BUUUUUUUUUT WHEEEEEN YOU CALL ME BABY

I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLYYYYYY ONE

I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR MANY YEARS MAYBE I AM JUST NOT ENOUGH 

YOU MADE ME REALIZE MY DEEPEST FEAR

BY LYING AND TEAAAAAAAARING US UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP