I just. I want a list of random insane facts about Taliesin Jaffe and people have to pick out which are lies and which are true.
But all turn out to be true.
Cause his life is just that ridiculously amazing.

Literally, OFF the top of my head, I can remember the following:

- has been the Vampire Prince of LA and had a coup against him where people strapped him into a coffin, covered in TNT, but forgot to leave the room and were instead impaled by the shrapnel while Taliesin was unharmed. (EDIT: THIS HAPPENED IN A LARP, OK, NOT REAL LIFE, PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT. I’M SORRY.)

- had to take breaks from seeing a tutor (instead of regular school) to go swim with dolphins, weekly, for filming a movie as a teen

- quit his child-acting career after having to read for a Baywatch episode that was so ridiculous he as a thirteen year old boy said ‘this is bullshit’

- played Vampire LARP behind a Mormon church organised by a local couple (also from the Mormon Church possibly? I don’t remember) literally just an adult couple inviting teens to pretend to be vampires

- his middle name is Axelrod cause clearly ‘Taliesin Jaffe’ was not strange enough yet for his parents

and this is just from what I’ve remembered from youtube videos I watched in the past two days. I sort of remember many, many more Tales of Taliesin from CR or other interviews…