anonymous asked:

sometimes,. sometimes, i think, 'yeah, today is going pretty well. nothing bad has happened yet'. and then, then i log onto this gotdamn site. and i scroll down, and i read the tag, 'cr1tikal can ram his sausage up my entire digestive tract just sayin',,

and then you think, ‘wow today has gotten even better’ 

  • <p><b>cr1tikal:</b> *wears puppy slippers, plays recorder*<p/><b>me:</b> nice 👍👍👌<p/><b>cr1tikal:</b> *is also hot*<p/><b>me:</b> nICE 👍👍👍👍👌👌!!!!<p/></p>

cr1tikal knew he was hot this whole time. like he was fully aware that when he revealed his face everyone would fall in love with him and that’s why he waited until he was starting to fade out of interest. a smart move tbh

never ever did I think I’d see any interaction between my faves now jacksepticeye has called cr1tikal both handsome and buff this has been an excellent day