cr1tikal~

  • if cr1tikal were a personality core (deep voice fix)
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I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

edit: main complaint is that his voice wasn’t deep enough. i fixed that now!

the signs as cr1tikal quotes
  • aries:you can turn that shitty knife into a titty knife.
  • taurus:fuck you and your formal attire.
  • gemini:most owls can turn their heads 270 degrees in both directions. this owl can fuck itself in all directions.
  • cancer:oh, okay. guess i'll go fuck myself then.
  • leo:good evening. tonight's special is the shit blizzard.
  • virgo:ah, just a little bit of ghost semen. a very common ingredient found in most beverages, so, might as well stick to the traditional.
  • libra:you will all feast on the fuck.
  • scorpio:his legs are trembling, his knees are weak, his mom's heavy, put your vagina in spaghetti.
  • sagittarius:i'm ready to begin my journey with a full-fledged erection and a heart of ambition.
  • capricorn:this bastard just got re-atomized.
  • aquarius:serenade my candy ass, come on!
  • pisces:i would rather solve a rubiks cube using only my bare nipples than try to make that fucking jump.
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The Real Hog Wash | by Cr1TiKaL

anosci:

well, that’s the end of this year. 

remember to rate the year, comment the year, and subscribe if you want to see more years like this one. seeya.

what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal. I’m starting 2015 for the Gregorian calendar. let’s do this shit.

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"