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There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
  • There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
  • Panic! At the Disco. Sung by Dwight Houston
  • Dalton
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Please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment, you’ll be out of place and under-dressed
I’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and …

Please leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
From that moment, you’ll be out of place and under-dressed
I’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and …

When you’re in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes, whoa-oh
Everything goes according to plan

I’m the new cancer
Never looked better, you can’t stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You’re reading lips, “When did he get all confident?”
Haven’t you heard that I’m the new cancer
Never looked better and you can’t stand it

Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain and
I bet you just can’t keep up with (keep up!) these fashionistas and
Tonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign
I bet to them, your name is “Cheap”, I bet to them you look like shh …
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears
And keep telling yourself that “I’m a diva”
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box
On the table, they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I’m the new cancer
Never looked better, you can’t stand it
Because you say so under your breath
You’re reading lips, “When did he get all confident?”
Haven’t you heard that I’m the new cancer
Never looked better and you can’t stand it

Haven’t you heard that I’m the new cancer?
I’ve never looked better and you can’t stand it
Haven’t you heard that I’m the new cancer?
I’ve never looked better and you can’t stand it

And I know, and I know
It just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I’ve never been so surreptitious
So of course you’ll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know
It just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I’ve never been so surreptitious
So of course you’ll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know
It just doesn’t feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
I’ve never been so surreptitious
So of course you’ll be distracted when I spike the PUNCH! 

– There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet by Panic! At The Disco

Reactions to CP's Dalton - Ch 26 Hell Night Pt 3

The boys nervous for their parents to arrive

 

Reed laughed shakily from next to him. “Well I’m glad I don’t have that kind of problem.” He was biting his nails so much that when Shane saw blood, he swatted the hands away from Reed’s mouth. “Stop…” he scolded lightly, staring at him in concern.

RAAAAAAAAAANE.

JOLLY ROGER.

“Derek,” Mrs. Siegerson looked at him disapprovingly. Then she added, “And where are your friends…?”

One is high, the other is babysitting… 

Shane jealous of Clark

Then Shane finds out they’re stepbrothers and Wes’s sisters call him “Wessie”

Wes confesses that he was adopted by the mafia

MRS. ANDERSONNNNNNN. AND MR. ANDERSON.

Mr. Anderson yelling at Blaine & Shane but Blaine is trying to say what he wants to say

 CMON BB YOU CAN DO IT

THEN BURT COMES IN AND HE’S A BAMF AND TELLS MR. ANDERSON OFF

Logan is still high

“LOGAN WRIT PAY ATTENTION TO ME RIGHT NOW!”

“Oh hello Alice.”

Logan’s dad shows up“COFFEE” “YOU MOCK US SIR”

“Well—all right!” David stared at them. “Who are we going to get?”

The Twins all looked at one member of their group who had been quiet all this time. All eyes now turned to the sophomore who was fiddling with his cell phone, glaring at it as though he expected it to explode. Then he felt the evil wind blowing and looked up. Dwight stared.

“What?”

Dwight singing P!ATD

DWIGHT YOU BAMF I LOVE YOU

OH GOD OH GOD REED BB DONT GO DOWNSTAIRS DONT DO IT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.

OH MY FUCKING GOD DWIGHT LAURA GET OUT OF THERE ADAM SEES YOU

HOLY FUCK -DOOR SLAM- GUYZ ADAM IS COMING UPSTAIRS GET THE FUCK OUT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DWIGHT ;___;

Omg Tweedles singing to their big sister ;___; <3

KURT DON’T FUCKING GO INTO THE ART HALL

OH MY GOD ADAM LEAVE KURT BB ALONE 

“I’M NOT TAKING HIS CLOTHES OFF, DEREK!”

OH YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JULES. YA KNO YA WANNA ;O;

“YOU’RE TALKING TO THE JUBJUB BIRD.”

OH MY GOD LO STOP IT I CAN’T.

“Song! Now!”

“Julian! What’s going on in there?” Derek yelled from the hallway.

Nothing!”

“Song—now!”

Julian dragged a hand down his face. 

JULES SINGING TO LO <333333 MY JOGAN HEARTTTTTTTT

“…Goodbye, Logan.”

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO JULES DONT LEAVEEEEEEE

OMFG ADAM IS IN THE HOUSE OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NOT DEREK OMG JULIAN

OH MY GOD DANNY NOT DANNY ADAM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

OMG OMG OMG OMG DWIGHT YOU’RE OKAY

OH GAWD OH GAWD DEREK PLEASE BE OKAY

LOGAN PLEASE REMEMBERRRRRR

ADAM DONT YOU DARE FUCKING TOUCH JULES DONT KISS HIS HEAD DONT FUCKING TOUCH HIM

OMG OMG OMG YES YES DANNY FINALLY OMG BLAINE AND LOGAN PLEASE HURRY OMFG OMFG OMFG OMF GOMFGF;,GNALDKHFKJSdhnlasMD

OMG YES JULES UNTIE KURT OH GOD ADAM CAME BACK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUAKLSFCLASK

OMG OMG KURT BB ;___; I’M SORRY KURT SAKFHDLAKFJLSA ADAM YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

DONT YOU FUCKING PUT A KNIFE UP TO JULES DONT YOU FUKING DARE

HOLY FUCK THERE’S A FUCKING FIRE1?2!?3!?3!?31 OH GAWD EXPLOSION. FLAMMABLE PAINT? OH MY FUCKING JESUS.

AKDNLSKA WAAAAAAAAAH DONT FUCKING RUN INTO THE FIRE YOU IDIOTS DONT BE A FUCKING HERO OMG SHANE ;_______; OMG DAVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD

OMG YES BLAINE AND LOGAN BREAK INTO THE THIRD FLOOR SALKFJSLAKFJLSKA FUCKING FINALLY

OMG OMG OMG JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULIANNNNNNN ADAM YOU FUCKING FUCKER DONT MAKE HIM DO THIS OH MY GOD JUUUUUULESSS

“I’ve been in love with you since we were freshmen! Three years! And…And I kept leaving…every time you would fall for someone else.”

YES FINALLY LOGAN YOU HIT HIM WITH THAT AXE

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOHD OHDGD OHG GDODSKLFHAkfh

WHY WOULD YOU END THE EPISODE LIKE THAT?!!?!?!?!?!?!