Y’ALL THE SPRING OF 2018 IS GONNA BE OUR SHITTTTT! BABY CAMBRIDGE CONFIRMED FOR APRIL AND A ROYAL TOUR TO SWEDEN WHERE WILL AND KATE WILL BE RECEIVED BY VICTORIA AND DANIEL AND IM GONNA BE EXTRA FUCKED UP IF GEORGE AND CHARLOTTE MEET ESTELLE AND OSCAR 😱😍💖
The thing about Damianos Akielos is that he is a Hot Commodity. There’s probably a 30 page waiting list out there of people who want a chance to date him. The only problem is that since the age of fourteen, he’s never been single for more than a week. A week!
“He sounds great,” the bartender says, polishing a glass. Laurent realises that he’s been speaking out loud. He is drunk. He also realises that this bartender - Rick, or Mick, or Mike, or whatever his nametag says, words are a little blurry at this point - doesn’t realise the magnitude of the situation at hand.
It appears to me that the Chief Education Officer of Chicago Public Schools is claiming that CPS’s enrollment is down because “Millenials” are “walking dogs” instead of “carriages,” meaning they’re focused on pets instead of having children. (Based off of my inference of stroller being a synonym for carriage.) Compounded and complicated with the RT quote: “get busy, Chicago.”