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Stop Toilet Cats

So if you’re like me, you have a cat who fuckin LOVES drinking that good good toilet water

It’s disgusting. You can close the toilet lid but they just open it again because nothing can stop a toilet cat

I have a solution

Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0002DK6EU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_T4F5zbBGTY8DB

Get an auto waterer. This one is like 6$.

Put it next to the toilet and BAM! No more toilet cats.

Pros:

  • Cat stops drinking poop water
  • Easy to refill- you’re already in the bathroom, just use the sink water
  • If you spill it putting it back together, it’s cool cause ur in the bathroom

Cons:

  • Cat won’t leave u alone in bathroom cause they drink while ur trying to pee and only then
  • If it’s empty and ur cat scoots it around on the tiles it will make a sound from hell

It is a rarity to find someone still capable of seeing you with love even when blinding anger, spawned by your thoughtless actions, has engulfed their soul.
it is downright extraordinary to feel their love envelop you, even when you know you don’t deserve it,
and it is fucking foolish to keep risking the loss of such a love, especially when you know damn well that you’ve never done enough to earn it.

-Samuel Decker Thompson @adudewritingpoetry

The second edition of my book is now available via Barnes & Noble or the Amazon link below https://www.amazon.com/dp/1539545016/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_P-QHzbBDT7MMN

So as some of you may know, I have a very elaborate headcanon about Jack and Bitty’s future kids and their lives, etc, etc. It’s all very cute and there’s only a little bit of angst.

But Shitty and Lardo.

Shitty and Lardo didn’t expect to have kids. It’s not that they didn’t want them; it’s more that they didn’t need them. They’re perfectly happy playing the role of cool aunt and uncle to everyone else’s kids. They’re living in Boston; Shitty’s a full-time Human Rights lawyer, part-time sports lawyer (for select clients only); and Lardo is running a gallery. All of their friends have already had their kids and they’re in their mid-30s. At this point they just don’t see it happening, and that’s cool. They’re not expecting kids, the kids just come to them. 

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The mere thought of losing you has crushed my soul
and sent me reeling
into an abyss
of my own making,
for you are my future,
my one true love,
my alpha and omega,
the beginning and the end
of everything that my heart was ever meant to be.
I am nothing without you
and everything with you,
and I can only hope you feel the same about me.

-Samuel Decker Thompson @adudewritingpoetry

The second edition of my book, Our Fucked Up Hearts, a nearly 300 page collection of poetry, is now available via Barnes & Noble or the Amazon link below https://www.amazon.com/dp/1539545016/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_P-QHzbBDT7MMN
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touch my mouth and hold my tongue, i’ll never be your chosen one // but you got to show me, both knees, skin and bone // and it starts when you call me your baby // are you scared? cause i don’t think you’re worth it // don’t you ever tame your demons, but always keep ‘em on a leash // help me turn a blind eye // talk some sense to me // there’s a scratch on your shoulder // you made me feel again // what are you prepared to do? // we feel the same, without restraint // i can’t help but love you, even though i try not to // i’m just here for you // babe, there’s something wretched about this, something so precious about this // and the crown it weighs heavy, ‘til it’s banging on my eyelids