coyote reviews

Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis (2005)

This…… This was horrifying. And confusing. A teenager gets knocked out and is pronounced dead at the hospital, so he’s taken to a lab and his friends find out, and go to rescue him because their uncle works there? And also, their uncle is evil? And their presumed dead parents are there as zombie super soldiers because that’s what the lab was doing. This movie was criticized for having weaker, easier to kill zombies, as well. We should be focusing on the fact that it just honestly fucking sucked.

Rating: F. Fashion from 2005!!!!!!! So bad.