coyote flats

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R.U.T sheaths .

A good customer has very kindly offered to re send me his Rexford Rut so I can make a few more sheaths for them .

So from next week if anyone requires either a kydex neck /key ring carry or leather version for belt carry via tek lock in either clean or rustic stonewashed finish please contact me at the email bellow to pre order  as I will only be able to have this tool for a short period of time  and yes they fit both version 1 & 2 RUT’s .

 Current kydex options include kryptek mandrake ,highlander , nomad and typhoon , multi -cam , standard black ,hunter orange , coyote brown , flat dark earth ,chocolate brown , desert digital (2 versions ), woodland digital , carbon fiber black , carbon fiber foliage gray , carbon fiber coyote brown , urban digital gray , od green , desert fox yellow  and Union Jack flag .

 Custom knives , sheaths and gear from rtknives@hotmail.com

DON'T PISS OFF ROCKS

ONE DAY, COYOTE AND HIS EQUALLY DEVIOUS SHAPESHIFTING SPIDER FRIEND IKTOMI ARE GOING FOR A WALK. THEY FIND A FUCKING MASSIVE TALKING ROCK CALLED IYA. IT TELLS STORIES, AND COYOTE DECIDES THAT HE WANTS A STORY. HE TAKES OFF HIS BLANKET AND DRAPES IT OVER THE FUCKING ROCK AS A GIFT, AND IYA TELLS HIM A STORY.

LATER THAT NIGHT THERE’S A MOTHERFUCKING STORM, SO COYOTE DECIDES HE WANTS HIS BLANKET BACK. HE TAKES IT OFF THE MAGIC TALKING ROCK, WHICH CALLS HIM AN EVIL SHITWEASEL AND VOWS REVENGE.

IN THE MORNING, COYOTE AND IKTOMI ARE HAVING BREAKFAST IN THE SUN WHEN THEY HEAR A FUCKING TERRIFYING RUMBLING NOISE. THEY LOOK UP AND SEE A FUCKING MASSIVE BOULDER ROLLING TOWARDS THEM. IT’S IYA, COME BACK FOR REVENGE. THEY RUN AWAY, BUT IYA IS FASTER. COYOTE FUCKING PANICS AND THEY BOTH JUMP OVER A RIVER. SO DOES IYA. DON’T ASK HOW. HE’S A FUCKING MAGIC TALKING ROCK, HE CAN FUCKING JUMP IF HE WANTS TO. EVENTUALLY IKTOMI HIDES IN A TINY HOLE, LEAVING COYOTE TO ESCAPE ON HIS OWN. 

IYA IS TOO FAST FOR COYOTE, AND SQUASHES HIM FLAT BEFORE TAKING THE BLANKET AND FUCKING OFF. HE DOESN’T HAVE HANDS TO PICK THE BLANKET UP WITH, BUT THAT DOESN’T FUCKING STOP HIM. IYA IS A CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER. 

EVENTUALLY A HUNTER FINDS COYOTE LYING SQUASHED ON THE FLOOR AND TAKES HIM HOME TO USE AS A RUG.