coy little shit

anonymous asked:

Hippy aesthetic pan Ashton

i love this!! 💛 imagine lil hippy pan!ash at coachella or st (for sUre wearing a flower crown w his cut-off muscle tee like some sorta Gay™) and he’s shamelessly chatting up literally everyone there, but like…… especially the hot edgy punk boys and he’s probably being a coy little shit like “oh u like that artist? me too haha :D” and gOd can u imagine he probably definitely travels in a yellow volkswagen bus,, and one warm evening when the festivities are dying down, he’s invited a handsome fellow in a leather jacket back to his bus to play a couple tunes together. ash has his guitar out, lost in a pretty melody he’s strumming to himself and leather jacket!boy is MESMERISED bc wow the sun is setting in ashton’s hazel eyes in such a beautiful way?? and he just looks so Soft and Pretty in this light??? and hey he’s talented too???? i’m over the moon for the idea of hippy pan!ash being in love w someone that cares as much as he does honestly WOW

anonymous asked:

Bodhi... being aware of how adorable he is... trolling the rogue team with lame jokes and dorky jabs 'cause he knows they can't stay mad at him.... teasing the guy he likes like a coy little shit... still getting shy and nervous when the guy likes him back ... ajskggfhst

Added to the list, thanks!

Surprise, surprise. Grandpa Harley is back and ALIVE.

In which John finds out that shaving cream is flammable, Dave can’t control his bladder, Jade hits her grandpa’s booze, and Rose writes a poem about the incompetence of her co-players.

John finds himself in the Land of Wind and Shade! Well, “finds himself” is a manner of speaking, he has pretty much been here all along, only way higher up!

Okay, so we got a whole land to explore and somewhere here is DAD’s car (which we absolutely have to find because John’s server copy of Sburb is in it), also the unabridged version of Colonel Sassacre! John still has to read the first few pages with Nanna’s message and she for some reason decided to make everything more difficult and threw it away?? Because she is weird like that, I guess. (the truth is that she is the villain all along, that’s nanna, it’s her, the true final boss, screw chess pieces.)

Also, the constellation that dance beneath the clouds, they are just the fireflies! Nanna was feeling poetic.

I GET TO FIGHT THE IMPS????!! John, prepare to die five hundred times, I’m truly sorry, I’m very bad at this kind of games but I’m afraid that this won’t stop me from killing every one of those little bastards.

….Talk to you like what?! Unless grandma just created a Pesterchum account. Her chumhandle… gelasticCounselor. Sounds good.  Although I like to think that the two of them are just shouting at each other while the imps nearby watch, perplexed. Even though they are too far, I guess??

BUT TO MORE IMPORTANT POINTS! This sheds light on a very important subject! Jade’s choice of prototyping can’t be Grandpa! If sprites cannot  move from the location of their houses, Grandpa would be breaking all the rules! He just slay imps left and right, he staffed them, the giant ones too! But the point is that he not only killed Jade’s imps, but also Rose’s, Dave’s and John’s ones! That means he will/already has (?? what is this Intermission level of time bullshit??) travel from one planet to another! Please don’t ask me how though. Also he… randomly comes back to life… yeah…. Hell, maybe it’s some sort of bonus in the game, like… Jade gets through the Third Gate, handfuls of confetti greet her at her passage and BOOM. “END OF GATE THREE BONUS! Bring a loved one back to life! But choose wisely! You won’t get this proposal again!!” Okay, no but it would be cool. The End Gate Bonuses. Bringing Grandpa back is cool too. 

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We all know its more sensual then that, I’m just sayin.

I mean its cute that you sometimes act like you don’t know but we know you could fuck a girl into high heaven and back with those hips.

But just keep acting all coy about it, ill even go along with it but I kno theres been a time where you’ve had a girl pinned to a wall with those hips

“Do you feel how hard I am, I need out of these fuckin jeans.”

Yup that’s what shit like this does to me.

au based off my own novel where
  • marinette comes from a long line of chinese witches, but her mother disapproves of her practicing magic, but shes really deadset on finding a book/grimoire her grandmother wrote
  • cue this longass search for said spell book
  • on the search, she stops in a shop, is startled when looking at a pendulum by
  • adrien!
  • he works there, he too is a witch whos been practicing with his mom since he can remember
  • his dad also happened to kick him out for magic (cough cough he used a dark spell to try to find his mom)
  • hes a coy little fuck
  • loses his shit when she tells him what shes looking for and what bloodline she comes from, rushes to the back room and emerges with someone
  • its master fu whatupppppp
  • a lot happens in a few moments
  • she finds out that her grandmother was a very powerful witch
  • she finds out that shes a very powerful witch
  • she finds out that fu is her great uncle
  • she finds out that the book is all the way across the country and there are lots of things she needs to find to achieve any of the spells
  • oh shit she gotta go on a massive roadtrip to find the book but wait! theres more!
  •  fu wants adrien to go with her!
  •  she politely accepts, bc a) she really does need an experienced witch to come with her and b) hes hot
  •  the trip is filled with some dope action and some other cool witches like juleka (major key shes super powerful) and nathanael (has like six of the best grimoires ever)
  • and adrien has this really fun party trick where he can turn into a cat (really its just a super strong glamour that makes him appear to be a cat) at least i think thats where im going with it)
  • and ofc
  • adrien and mari develop feelings for each other
  • and ofc
  • the book is in the wrong hands