i love this!! 💛 imagine lil hippy pan!ash at coachella or st (for sUre wearing a flower crown w his cut-off muscle tee like some sorta Gay™) and he’s shamelessly chatting up literally everyone there, but like…… especially the hot edgy punk boys and he’s probably being a coy little shit like “oh u like that artist? me too haha :D” and gOd can u imagine he probably definitely travels in a yellow volkswagen bus,, and one warm evening when the festivities are dying down, he’s invited a handsome fellow in a leather jacket back to his bus to play a couple tunes together. ash has his guitar out, lost in a pretty melody he’s strumming to himself and leather jacket!boy is MESMERISED bc wow the sun is setting in ashton’s hazel eyes in such a beautiful way?? and he just looks so Soft and Pretty in this light??? and hey he’s talented too???? i’m over the moon for the idea of hippy pan!ash being in love w someone that cares as much as he does honestly WOW
Bodhi... being aware of how adorable he is... trolling the rogue team with lame jokes and dorky jabs 'cause he knows they can't stay mad at him.... teasing the guy he likes like a coy little shit... still getting shy and nervous when the guy likes him back ... ajskggfhst
Surprise, surprise. Grandpa Harley is back and ALIVE.
In which John finds out that shaving cream is flammable, Dave can’t control his bladder, Jade hits her grandpa’s booze, and Rose writes a poem about the incompetence of her co-players.
John finds himself in the Land of Wind and Shade! Well, “finds himself” is a manner of speaking, he has pretty much been here all along, only way higher up!
Okay, so we got a whole land to explore and somewhere here is DAD’s car (which we absolutely have to find because John’s server copy of Sburb is in it), also the unabridged version of Colonel Sassacre! John still has to read the first few pages with Nanna’s message and she for some reason decided to make everything more difficult and threw it away?? Because she is weird like that, I guess. (the truth is that she is the villain all along, that’s nanna, it’s her, the true final boss, screw chess pieces.)
Also, the constellation that dance beneath the clouds, they are just the fireflies! Nanna was feeling poetic.
I GET TO FIGHT THE IMPS????!! John, prepare to die five hundred times, I’m truly sorry, I’m very bad at this kind of games but I’m afraid that this won’t stop me from killing every one of those little bastards.
….Talk to you like what?! Unless grandma just created a Pesterchum account. Her chumhandle… gelasticCounselor. Sounds good. Although I like to think that the two of them are just shouting at each other while the imps nearby watch, perplexed. Even though they are too far, I guess??
BUT TO MORE IMPORTANT POINTS! This sheds light on a very important subject! Jade’s choice of prototyping can’t be Grandpa! If sprites cannot move from the location of their houses, Grandpa would be breaking all the rules! He just slay imps left and right, he staffed them, the giant ones too! But the point is that he not only killed Jade’s imps, but also Rose’s, Dave’s and John’s ones! That means he will/already has (?? what is this Intermission level of time bullshit??) travel from one planet to another! Please don’t ask me how though. Also he… randomly comes back to life… yeah…. Hell, maybe it’s some sort of bonus in the game, like… Jade gets through the Third Gate, handfuls of confetti greet her at her passage and BOOM. “END OF GATE THREE BONUS! Bring a loved one back to life! But choose wisely! You won’t get this proposal again!!” Okay, no but it would be cool. The End Gate Bonuses. Bringing Grandpa back is cool too.